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Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Where in the world is Danny Bernstein?

Any ideas?

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:17 pm ]
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With Ice Girl??

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:21 pm ]
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Could be as simple as the kid got in trouble at school and Danny has to go in to meet with the principal and teachers. Then Danny will spend the rest of the day teaching the boy life lessons. Because Dan is a REALLY. GREAT. DAD.

Author:  Boobstein [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:30 pm ]
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Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."

Author:  312player [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:30 pm ]
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Any ideas?




Hopefully got hit by a bus

Author:  Score is doomed [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:32 pm ]
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312player wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Any ideas?




Hopefully got hit by a bus


:lol:

Author:  GoldenJet [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:37 pm ]
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Can't wish pain/suffering on anyone...even DB...but especially a friend or family member.

Well, I can...but you'd have to be a lot worse a person than DB.

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:40 pm ]
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The blue apron box fell on the little girl

Author:  billypootons [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:41 pm ]
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Boobstein wrote:
Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."


how'd you dig that up... sounds like @zerosafety needs to keep on eye on your twittering skills

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:42 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
Boobstein wrote:
Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."


how'd you dig that up... sounds like @zerosafety needs to keep on eye on your twittering skills

SCREEN CAP!!!!! STAT!!!!

Author:  312player [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:43 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
Can't wish pain/suffering on anyone...even DB...but especially a friend or family member.

Well, I can...but you'd have to be a lot worse a person than DB.





Lol... I haven't listened to that clown in years, I've probably heard him wish for someone to be hit by a bus 2 dozen times. ..I'm still pulling for the #8 bus northbound on Halsted to meet Bernstein.

Author:  Boobstein [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:43 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
Boobstein wrote:
Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."


how'd you dig that up... sounds like @zerosafety needs to keep on eye on your twittering skills


I've mastered the art of searching "Dan Bernstein" on Twitter, please keep it on the down low man.

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:44 pm ]
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Where's Johnny Blaze? I bet he knows.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:38 pm ]
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Is Lil Danny in today?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:42 pm ]
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Boobstein wrote:
Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."

Parent or in-law must have died.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:43 pm ]
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wife found some pics of him with Ice Girl

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:50 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Is Lil Danny in today?

There's a ballgame.

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:14 pm ]
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312player wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
Can't wish pain/suffering on anyone...even DB...but especially a friend or family member.

Well, I can...but you'd have to be a lot worse a person than DB.





Lol... I haven't listened to that clown in years, I've probably heard him wish for someone to be hit by a bus 2 dozen times. ..I'm still pulling for the #8 bus northbound on Halsted to meet Bernstein.


:lol:

He's offended by cussing though.

Author:  DannyB [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:14 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Boobstein wrote:
Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."

Parent or in-law must have died.



DAN: Talking to my family, my extended family, my agent, (sigh)...I...I have to be careful how I word this. (sigh) It's not that we're happy that my father died, but...there's a sense of...I want to say, almost a sense of relief that we can move on from one of the many...the many trappings, that there was this non-partner puttering around this big suburban house with "Chambers Ranked" on his hat, and it's just that...all these things add up to this atavistic mentality that you can't change the family hierarchy because it's timeless. Well, people aren't timeless, as we're finding out, and so now with myself in charge, along with my son, it'll be easier to...to make that break, I guess is how you could say it. Of course we felt the same way when Uncle Chaim died, and of course, we were all publicly maudlin about what a great person he was -- and he was--I guess--you know I don't do sentimental... but...(sigh) in a lot of ways it's one fewer... "thing" to have to explain away all the time as we're moving into the 21st Century.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:15 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:17 pm ]
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Boobstein wrote:
Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."


That can't be good.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:32 pm ]
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What an enduring piece of copypasta that turned out to be.

Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:43 pm ]
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It's hard to console people when you're an atheist.

Author:  The 312 [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:53 pm ]
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We'll never know the truth. Yep...that's right.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:54 pm ]
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He's back on the air presently.

Image

Author:  312player [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 5:22 pm ]
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Still hoping that #8 mows this bitch down.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:56 pm ]
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Jewish holiday

Author:  pittmike [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:50 pm ]
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I guess it's not the good old days when Dahl or even Mac would come back and tell the story.

Author:  DannyB [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:32 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
What an enduring piece of copypasta that turned out to be.


Greatest post ever. I still remember where I was when I first read it.

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