Cubs assets subject ownership to unnecessary and foolish amounts of risk.
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
Cubs assets subject ownership to unnecessary and foolish amounts of risk. |
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| Author: | IMissMyHair [ Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
That was a fun night! |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
I'm hearing the team is not happy with this behavior and the players involved will be disciplined. THIS.IS.NOT.PART.OF.THEIR.JOB. Their job is to get to the playoffs and get as many spins at the wheel as possible to win a World Series and this behavior will not be tolerated. I'm told that Theo and Jed are furious about this attempt to pander to the stupid fans who would wait out a rain delay when it's obvious that the game wouldn't be resumed. My sources tell me that there were loud voices in the room after this happened and Maddux won't be on the team next year. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
I've...never...been on a...slip-and-slide. Why would you do that. You'll just get hurt. The name of the product itself consists of mishaps! I'd feel better about a walk-and-sit, because then bad things can't happen to you. What could possibly be fun about water and a lack of traction? You get wet and you fall and get hurt and your parents sue the neighbors and hopefully the homeowner's insurance covers it. Yeah. What a fun toy. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
Franky T wrote: I'm hearing the team is not happy with this behavior and the players involved will be disciplined. THIS.IS.NOT.PART.OF.THEIR.JOB. Their job is to get to the playoffs and get as many spins at the wheel as possible to win a World Series and this behavior will not be tolerated. I'm told that Theo and Jed are furious about this attempt to pander to the stupid fans who would wait out a rain delay when it's obvious that the game wouldn't be resumed. My sources tell me that there were loud voices in the room after this happened and Maddux won't be on the team next year. 
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
IMissMyHair wrote: That was a fun night! You're worse at impersonations than Tim Kaine. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
Curious Hair wrote: What could possibly be fun about water and a lack of traction?
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
Curious Hair wrote: I've...never...been on a...slip-and-slide. Why would you do that. You'll just get hurt. The name of the product itself consists of mishaps! I'd feel better about a walk-and-sit, because then bad things can't happen to you. What could possibly be fun about water and a lack of traction? You get wet and you fall and get hurt and your parents sue the neighbors and hopefully the homeowner's insurance covers it. Yeah. What a fun toy. I missed this one.It reminds me of Dan and Barry talking about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches yesterday. It was one of the most Jewish conversations I've ever heard. All they did was complain about how messy PBJ sandwiches are. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
 A walking, barking enemy of immaculate wood flooring awaits his opportunity to bring down home values. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
I...don't understand why anyone would have a dog. I also don't understand why anyone would have a cat. See, I don't want a box of crap sitting in my house, so I don't want a cat. But what's better about walking down the street with a bag of crap in your hand? "Hey there, neighbor, what do you have there?" "Oh, just a big bag of crap." Dogs are stupid. THEY HAVE. SMALL. BRAINS. And what do they even do? They go to the bathroom and they bark and then they die and you have to explain to your kids that we're not going to Budapairsht for vacation like the neighbors because we spent all our money on the upkeep of a stupid dog and now the dog's dead anyway. Life is about experiences, not animals that smell your crotch. Though I don't know, maybe my crotch should welcome all the attention it can get, right? I mean, hey buddy. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
| You really have it down. |
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| Author: | MajorKong [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
Other people's children... who's brains will be destroyed for my amusement. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
Look. at. their. BODIES. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
MajorKong wrote: Other people's children... who's brains will be destroyed for my amusement. That's actually sad because it's true. That's how he thinks. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
leashyourkids wrote: Cubs assets subject ownership to unnecessary and foolish amounts of risk. Meathead athlete infringes on well loved trademark |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
 A young animal bred and raised to kill himself for our viewing entertainment holds a small dog. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:53 pm ] |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
leashyourkids wrote: A young animal bred and raised to kill himself for our viewing entertainment holds a small dog. That's goddamn hilarious, Leash.
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
I need help with this one: |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Caption Images Through the Eyes of Bernstein |
 \Bernstein: BOOBS!!!!! Julie DiCaro:  Bernstein: Sorry. What I meant to say is... young smart women who, by statistics, was probably sexually assaulted. She's a victim and deserves our sympathy and support. We shouldn't objectify women with big boobs. Julie DiCaro: That's more like it. |
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