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9/28: THE REALLY SMART PEOPLE ARE STAYING WITH THE CUBS
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Author:  Beardown [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:58 pm ]
Post subject:  9/28: THE REALLY SMART PEOPLE ARE STAYING WITH THE CUBS
Wooo hoooo!!!!

The 3 executive amigos have signed long extensions with the Cubs. Bernstein is as giddy as a school girl in love for the first time. So is Larry, but he always behaves like a school girl.
Author:  Beardown [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:08 pm ]
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Bernstein: This is so awesome. I'm sooooooo excited.

Larry: Me too!!!!! I'm really really excited. Hey, do you want to make out with me?

Bernstein: What?

Larry: Nothing. What I meant to say is lets take some calls.

Bernstein: Ummmm...yeah...OK...let's do that. (Rolls his chair further away from Larry.)
Author:  Jbi11s [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:23 pm ]
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:lol:

Ok, you finally got me with that one.
Author:  SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:25 pm ]
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i picture larry filling in for terry boers AT terry boers house, sitting on his lap in the home studio. nothing would make larry happier than spending time with teery
Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:23 pm ]
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Dan interviewing Theo is always hilarious. He giggles like a school girl when Theo makes a joke. And when he says "The Cubs President of Baseball Operations, Theo Epstein," you can tell he needs to go wipe himself off.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:25 pm ]
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Dude, Holmes and Dan are literally making sexual noises right now while describing Epstein.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:07 pm ]
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Image

'member when Dan hated the Cubs and their fans?
Author:  Beardown [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:14 pm ]
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Remember when Dan said Wrigley was a dump and they should move to the suburbs? Now he says Wrigley is beautiful. But it really is the same dump with a few more bathrooms.
Author:  Beardown [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:17 pm ]
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Remember when Dan said Krane Kenny was a dumb ass and should be fired? Now he's brilliant.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:25 pm ]
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How about the one where Dan says he's a Sox fan?
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:27 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Remember when Dan said Wrigley was a dump and they should move to the suburbs? Now he says Wrigley is beautiful. But it really is the same dump with a few more bathrooms.


(sigh) All I'm going to say on the matter is that in the...(sigh) in the intervening years, the Cubs organization has not been the...the restricted place it once was, and that by opening themselves up to (sigh)...to...more cerebral sensibilities than previous ownership may have been amenable to in the past, the Cubs have...have allowed themselves to reap the benefits of revenue streams and marketing concepts that...that a (sigh) self-limiting sample size of the past either wouldn't embrace or didn't know how to embrace, and now that prior ownership groups aren't there to be...well, to be selective to a fault in who they hired, the Cubs have finally become the business they've needed to be, and, really, in a lot of ways, were afraid to be.
Author:  Beardown [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:31 pm ]
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Remember when Dan hated black people and fat women?

Wait...he still does. He just doesn't use code words like "Wang Whipper" anymore. And he's forced to tell Julie that he likes her hair style when he passes her in the hallway.

He's now just a racist and sexist in the privacy of his own home. And with his REALLY SMART Jewish friends.
Author:  pittmike [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:32 pm ]
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So Dan's go to question after the pleasantries were to ask Theo if he got any equity in the team aside form the reported money. He is such a tool it is beyond anything come up with immediately.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:56 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Dan interviewing Theo is always hilarious. He giggles like a school girl when Theo makes a joke. And when he says "The Cubs President of Baseball Operations, Theo Epstein," you can tell he needs to go wipe himself off.

Isn't he like the biggest critic of the beat reporters giggling when a manager or coach cracks some lame unfunny joke during a presser?
Author:  Chus [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:41 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Remember when Dan said Wrigley was a dump and they should move to the suburbs? Now he says Wrigley is beautiful. But it really is the same dump with a few more bathrooms.


(sigh) All I'm going to say on the matter is that in the...(sigh) in the intervening years, the Cubs organization has not been the...the restricted place it once was, and that by opening themselves up to (sigh)...to...more cerebral sensibilities than previous ownership may have been amenable to in the past, the Cubs have...have allowed themselves to reap the benefits of revenue streams and marketing concepts that...that a (sigh) self-limiting sample size of the past either wouldn't embrace or didn't know how to embrace, and now that prior ownership groups aren't there to be...well, to be selective to a fault in who they hired, the Cubs have finally become the business they've needed to be, and, really, in a lot of ways, were afraid to be.


You are getting really good at this.
Author:  Beardown [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/28: THE REALLY SMART PEOPLE ARE STAYING WITH THE CUBS
Chus wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Remember when Dan said Wrigley was a dump and they should move to the suburbs? Now he says Wrigley is beautiful. But it really is the same dump with a few more bathrooms.


(sigh) All I'm going to say on the matter is that in the...(sigh) in the intervening years, the Cubs organization has not been the...the restricted place it once was, and that by opening themselves up to (sigh)...to...more cerebral sensibilities than previous ownership may have been amenable to in the past, the Cubs have...have allowed themselves to reap the benefits of revenue streams and marketing concepts that...that a (sigh) self-limiting sample size of the past either wouldn't embrace or didn't know how to embrace, and now that prior ownership groups aren't there to be...well, to be selective to a fault in who they hired, the Cubs have finally become the business they've needed to be, and, really, in a lot of ways, were afraid to be.


You are getting really good at this.


Thanks, but I think I've always been good. I was good in my CSFMB rookie year and have been on a HOF pace ever since. Oh wait...you meant Curious Hair. :oops: Yeah, he's alright.
Author:  Chus [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/28: THE REALLY SMART PEOPLE ARE STAYING WITH THE CUBS
Beardown wrote:
Chus wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Remember when Dan said Wrigley was a dump and they should move to the suburbs? Now he says Wrigley is beautiful. But it really is the same dump with a few more bathrooms.


(sigh) All I'm going to say on the matter is that in the...(sigh) in the intervening years, the Cubs organization has not been the...the restricted place it once was, and that by opening themselves up to (sigh)...to...more cerebral sensibilities than previous ownership may have been amenable to in the past, the Cubs have...have allowed themselves to reap the benefits of revenue streams and marketing concepts that...that a (sigh) self-limiting sample size of the past either wouldn't embrace or didn't know how to embrace, and now that prior ownership groups aren't there to be...well, to be selective to a fault in who they hired, the Cubs have finally become the business they've needed to be, and, really, in a lot of ways, were afraid to be.


You are getting really good at this.


Thanks, but I think I've always been good. I was good in my CSFMB rookie year and have been on a HOF pace ever since. Oh wait...you meant Curious Hair. :oops: Yeah, he's alright.


You're my guy, Beardown.
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