I'm rooting for the Billy Goat.
Bernstein will have to fight off panicked Cubs fans today. Ya know, the ones that believe in curses.
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
I'm rooting for the Billy Goat. Bernstein will have to fight off panicked Cubs fans today. Ya know, the ones that believe in curses.
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| Author: | Godfella [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Beardown wrote: Bernstein will have to fight off panicked Cubs fans today. Ya know, the ones that believe in curses. Bernstein:  "The ones who also name their pets and kids after everything Cubbies!!"Bernstein (Mocking Dumb Fan Voice):  "Oh, Ernie got an A on his spelling test - we are such proud parents!! We've also taught Ivy how to scratch at the door when she needs to go out!! The load of bricks will be delivered on Friday so we can build a nice bricked grill in the backyard!!" Bernstein (Back to Normal): "Stop, people!! Stop!! They are just a team!! It's just a game!! Stop embarrassing yourselves!!" Beardown:  "Chill out, Dan... geez!"Bernstein:  "You wound me up, Beardown... IT'S. ALL. YOUR. FAULT!!"Godfella:  Beardown: "Leave this to the professionals, Godfella!"
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Godfella wrote: Beardown wrote: Bernstein will have to fight off panicked Cubs fans today. Ya know, the ones that believe in curses. Bernstein: "The ones who also name their pets and kids after everything Cubbies!!"Bernstein (Mocking Dumb Fan Voice): "Oh, Ernie got an A on his spelling test - we are such proud parents!! We've also taught Ivy how to scratch at the door when she needs to go out!! The load of bricks will be delivered on Friday so we can build a nice bricked grill in the backyard!!" Bernstein (Back to Normal): "Stop, people!! Stop!! They are just a team!! It's just a game!! Stop embarrassing yourselves!!" Beardown: "Chill out, Dan... geez!"Bernstein: "You wound me up, Beardown... IT'S. ALL. YOUR. FAULT!!"Godfella: Beardown: "Leave this to the professionals, Godfella!" Liquid lunch? |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Is Rozner on today? That stupid fuck couldn't stop talking about how worried the Dodgers should've been about Kershaw on short rest. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Bernstein: "Here's this, from Joe Sheehan's newsletter...[11 minutes later]'...and it's that variance that leaves the Cubs where they are now.' Coming up, we have Matt Bowen, then there's a FanGraphs thing I want to get to, something that really puts the variance we've seen into proper perspective, from one of their really, really smart baseball people. Coming up right here, on WSCR 670 The Score, and 670TheScore.com." |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Godfella wrote: Beardown wrote: Bernstein will have to fight off panicked Cubs fans today. Ya know, the ones that believe in curses. Bernstein: "The ones who also name their pets and kids after everything Cubbies!!"Bernstein (Mocking Dumb Fan Voice): "Oh, Ernie got an A on his spelling test - we are such proud parents!! We've also taught Ivy how to scratch at the door when she needs to go out!! The load of bricks will be delivered on Friday so we can build a nice bricked grill in the backyard!!" Bernstein (Back to Normal): "Stop, people!! Stop!! They are just a team!! It's just a game!! Stop embarrassing yourselves!!" Beardown: "Chill out, Dan... geez!"Bernstein: "You wound me up, Beardown... IT'S. ALL. YOUR. FAULT!!"Godfella: Beardown: "Leave this to the professionals, Godfella!" Not bad. You missed a couple of "Girl Chained to Beardown's Furnace" references, along with Goff, Drinky, and Mitch. All in all, I give it 3 Hanleys. |
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| Author: | Zizou [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
SIGH These. Cubs. Players. Are. Kids. They don't know anything about curses or black cats or choking. Addison Russell was 9 years old in 2003! He doesn't care! Here's an email from Rudy... |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Why is anyone mentioning a curse? (Unless this is a Bernstein straw man) Cubs are tied 1-1 and lost to one of the best pitchers in baseball history. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
leashyourkids wrote: Why is anyone mentioning a curse? (Unless this is a Bernstein straw man) Cubs are tied 1-1 and lost to one of the best pitchers in baseball history. THERE. IS. NO. CURSE. Rizzo and Russell are choking independently of all previous Cub chokers. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Why is anyone mentioning a curse? (Unless this is a Bernstein straw man) Cubs are tied 1-1 and lost to one of the best pitchers in baseball history. THERE. IS. NO. CURSE. Rizzo and Russell are choking independently of all previous Cub chokers. Correct! |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Maddon brought the curse with him from Tampa. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Javy Baez was sent by God to defeat the evil demons that inhabit Wrigley Field. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Two hits and no runs against a guy who didnt have his curveball working for him that night and all you needed was a single run to make it a game. Anyone who doesn't believe in the curse is an idiot. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Hockey Gay wrote: Two hits and no runs against a guy who didnt have his curveball working for him that night and all you needed was a single run to make it a game. Anyone who doesn't believe in the curse is an idiot. God, I hate you. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
It's not a curse. They're just Cubby Occurrences. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
redskingreg wrote: It's not a curse. They're just Cubby Occurrences. 
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
FavreFan wrote: Is Rozner on today? Even better, it's Hub. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
I caught some of Bernstein on that FOX SPORTS 1 Cubs show they did. Bernstein doesn't look healthy. For a guy with a pretty stress free life who claims to eat healthy and work out every day it doesn't make sense that he looks like he's 70 years old. But in that show Bernstein did his Bernstein thing. Staring straight into the camera, talking slow and authoritative as he lectured the world about the Cubs. It made me laugh. |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
I was all set to give it a listen until a) I heard Hub and b) Bernstein started a story with, "You'll appreciate this." Kiss of fucking death, that. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Having Terry back on air just as the Cubs miss the World Series is going to be a tough listen. Terry's going to slip back into corpse mode. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Beardown wrote: I caught some of Bernstein on that FOX SPORTS 1 Cubs show they did. Bernstein doesn't look healthy. For a guy with a pretty stress free life who claims to eat healthy and work out every day it doesn't make sense that he looks like he's 70 years old. But in that show Bernstein did his Bernstein thing. Staring straight into the camera, talking slow and authoritative as he lectured the world about the Cubs. It made me laugh. Quote: drinky wrote: If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
denisdman wrote: Beardown wrote: I caught some of Bernstein on that FOX SPORTS 1 Cubs show they did. Bernstein doesn't look healthy. For a guy with a pretty stress free life who claims to eat healthy and work out every day it doesn't make sense that he looks like he's 70 years old. But in that show Bernstein did his Bernstein thing. Staring straight into the camera, talking slow and authoritative as he lectured the world about the Cubs. It made me laugh. Quote: drinky wrote: If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day. Yeah, well, when drinky said that to me it was different times. The culture at the SCORE has changed. Everybody there has evolved. He would never say something so vulgar and disgusting in this new climate. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Bernstein just said the previous two games before yesterday "vaulted Jordan Howard into ROY consideration"
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
FavreFan wrote: Bernstein just said the previous two games before yesterday "vaulted Jordan Howard into ROY consideration" He lights up callers who care about stupid awards such as ROY. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Dan and Hub now discovering the Dodgers are....goot! And have had lots of players on the DL, et al... Things you never knew... |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:17 pm ] |
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City of Fools wrote: Dan and Hub now discovering the Dodgers are....goot! And have had lots of players on the DL, et al... Things you never knew... Did they think they were playing the Twins? Every team that makes the MLB playoffs are "good". They all have 90 + victories for the love of God. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Zizou wrote: SIGH These. Cubs. Players. Are. Kids. They don't know anything about curses or black cats or choking. Addison Russell was 9 years old in 2003! He doesn't care! Here's an email from Rudy... And he says "SIGH These. Cubs. Players. Are. Kids. They don't know anything about curses or black cats or choking. Addison Russell was 9 years old in 2003! He doesn't care!" |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
God, I hate Bernstein. The Cubs fans are nore level-headed now because of "generational turnover." Go fuck yourself, you little pussy. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Rodewald going somewhere but isn't allowed to say where. Edit: Ever since this iOS 10 the keyboard works worse. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 10/17: Bernstein vs. THE BILLY GOAT |
Okay, that was funny shit. |
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