It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."

I predict a big portion of loudly authoritatively exclaimed "THEY. TOLD. YOU. WHAT. THEY. WERE. GOING. TO. DO!".

Nah, Rozner will be on to beat his one home into the ground again.

You see Tad, Danny was a simple suburban boy. You might say a know-it-all, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of social justice and being a smart sports fan.

If Terry is not on at least for 5 minutes today by phone/ISDN, he is never coming back. And sadly, probably a dead pool pick for 2017.

If Terry is not on at least for 5 minutes today by phone/ISDN, he is never coming back. And sadly, probably a dead pool pick for 2017.

My radio app isn't working. Can someone post what kind of dumb shit he says today?

I'll do it, but I can't guarantee that I won't completely make it up.

It would be quite a thing if Bernstein pulled the ultimate Bernstein and countered the unbridled enthusiasm (that's what did in Billy Mumphrey) of Purps and The Playa' over the Cubs winning the World Series with flat and dismissive "Why do you care? A bunch of highly paid mercenaries, most of whom have no ties to your city, you, or your dead relatives, won a baseball game. I didn't even watch it. I helped my children with their homework."

"Dan, did you let your kid stay up to watch the end of th--"
"No."
"No?"
"No. He had school in the morning. A game is a game. I told him I'd design the final score into his morning crossword but to go to bed. All of his classmates were going to be up all night and half-awake today and I said exploit. that. inefficiency."
"I think that's a little--"
"I told him if you want to show respect to Theo, you exploit market inefficiencies."

"Dan, did you let your kid stay up to watch the end of th--"
"No."
"No?"
"No. He had school in the morning. A game is a game. I told him I'd design the final score into his morning crossword but to go to bed. All of his classmates were going to be up all night and half-awake today and I said exploit. that. inefficiency."
"I think that's a little--"
"I told him if you want to show respect to Theo, you exploit market inefficiencies."

"Dan, did you let your kid stay up to watch the end of th--"
"No."
"No?"
"No. He had school in the morning. A game is a game. I told him I'd design the final score into his morning crossword but to go to bed. All of his classmates were going to be up all night and half-awake today and I said exploit. that. inefficiency."
"I think that's a little--"
"I told him if you want to show respect to Theo, you exploit market inefficiencies."

"I was talking to Julie, because she's a gigantic...
...
...she loves the Cubs."

I just caught that. Whoops.