Don't you always cry after you climax?

Yes. But only because I know I have to pay $500.

WOW!

did anyone just catch dan's VERY. IMPORTANT. MESSAGE. before signing off? he decided to take a step back from [his once bad/gay/weird/fun/entertaining/appointment-radio show/schtick] and put on his big boy pants and try to do something that "Transcended it all" with what's probably the most epic little speech i've ever heard him give.

wow. i literally took notes during it so i'm going to go through it and maybe give dan what he wants [REALLY. SMART. (TRUMP SUPPORTERS). to "Reach out to him" and basically [plead your case to him], erm sorry, EXPLAIN TO HIM WHY THEY'RE NOT REPRESENTED BY DAVID DUKE, THE KLAN, AND PEPE THE FROG.

see dan, the fact that you're willing to take one little thing like "hey, that perosn wants trump to win an election" and therefore in your world they're "represented by david duke, the klan, and pepe the frog" because of one little technicality [they "support" donald trump].... well see, that's exactly the same as saying that because of one little technicality someone is inherently evil, greedy, treacherous, and represented by lucifer, the illuminati, and "the merchant" picture because of one little technicality: they're jewish.

see like, i'm not even a "trump supporter" as much as i was just someone who wanted hillary to lose to "deliver" what michael moore called "the biggest fuck you in of human history" to a lot of people who put the "critical" in "hypocritical" because see, if i would have told dan that if i voted in presidental elections i would have voted for donald trump he most likely would have assumed that i was putting a foot forward of "ugliness, white supremacy, nazism, bigotry, and hate" -- "due process" isn't one of the "core tenets" of "social justice" because if you "process" what dan just said, clearly, if you voted for donald trump you are guilty until proven innocent of being an ugly white supremacist nazi who all things considered has to hate transgendered black womyn more than anything else on earth cuz that "strawwomyn" literally ticks all of the boxes that YOU AND YOUR CONTEMPORARIES PUT THERE.

and the grand irony of all of this is that it's OK to "two minutes hate" these "emmanuel goldstein" [trump supporters] because THEY'RE the ones who inexorably label people as inferior, unworthy, and ultimately needing to be eradicated because of one little detail like, say, being jewish. don't you see where some people would just wanna grab you and be like "DUDE DO YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE THEY NEVER INVENTED THE MIRROR?!?!"

idk if it's worth e-mailing him over, especially because if i tried to give dan some honest criticism of his bullshit i've effectively "taken the bait" and attempted to step up as "one of the good ones" aka "one of the REALLY. SMART. ONES." out of a denomination of people that he's truly ignorant of and bigoted towards.... i mean seriously, he literally asked for one of "the really smart ones" to justify their existence to him.... can't he see how that's the equivalent of a white guy going "hey maybe someday some genius [n-word] can step up and tell me why [n-words] are anything other than thieving murderous gangbanging thugged out super predators and 300lb hat-hair-headed [stereotypes]?!?!?

seriously, you know, i'm into quixotic quests and pyrrhic victories and all that fun stuff.... and i'd e-mail dan about his VERY. IMPORTANT. RADIO. moment here and try to give him some fair and honest criticism of his bullshit and let him know why some people just behold his latest soapbox/socjus moment incredulously with jaws dropped..... but i think all i'd really accomplish is convincing him that i'm just one of "them" and by even playing devil's advocate for a hypothetical boogeyman/strawman, man, god...

doesn't he see that he's doing the exact fucking thing that he's supposedly crusading against?! i honest to god thought he was smarter than that, but i guess at the end of the day he's just like steven moffat in that they see smart people IRL as being how they're depicted via the tv show sherlock.... now you wanna talk about fetishes, dan? lol

Interesting how quiet things have gotten at the station and on Twitter lately regarding Trump backlash. Now we're hearing Todd Ricketts is in line to be Trumps Deputy Commerce Secretary. I guess that explains a lot...

I know the Ricketts' are big Repubs, but didn't he have a spat with them during the campaign over their support of others?

Starts at 27:45

http://podbay.fm/show/396927404/e/1478736385?autostart=1

Bernstein is scared. He says it's OK to be scared. Dan Bernstein says he's guarding his loins. Dan says he's gonna try to reach out. To whom, I don't know. And I don't know how his reaching out is gonna stop Trump from putting him in a concentration camp. But good for Dan. Thank you, Dan.

I don't know about you, but I'm in tears right now.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IA3ZvCkRkQ

The Ricketts' were Scott Walker supporters.

Yes. But only because I know I have to pay $500.

The correct expression is "girding one's loins," Brainiac!