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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Yesterday Matt made a Kobe Buffalomeat joke during one of his updates that wasn't very funny. During his 1:30 update today he made a Super Bowl joke that wasn't funny. I was going to ask why do they let him do this, but given everything else that goes on at the station I suppose that would be pointless. The show is led off with a lawyer talking about Lake Zurich H.S. I don't think Dan is glad these things happened, but he loves doing these types of shows. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Lil Danny is the only male in America whose doctor prescribed talking to a lawyer instead of Viagra for erectile dysfunction . |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
badrogue17 wrote: Lil Danny is the only male in America whose doctor prescribed talking to a lawyer instead of Viagra for erectile dysfunction .  He does enjoy lawyer talk. Especially, when it gets back at jocks and coaches that likely shoved him into lockers in HS. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
doug - evergreen park wrote: so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. Did he pee on you?
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
doug - evergreen park wrote: so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. Is that that Profitt guy? During the time I was a partner in a company out in Algonquin, Lake Zurich won the championship. The CEO of our company was coaching his kid's peewee team along with another one of our partners. Probably a reason the company failed was because these two dopes were talking football more than they were doing business. Anyway, these goofs became enamored with Profitt and one day drove out to Lake Zurich to ask for his help in designing a simplified veer and option for the peewee team to run. Fuckin' wackos. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Now he is asking Buffone II about HS coaching and this case. It will go on now I am sure. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Emotional show today. It really makes you think... |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:39 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Emotional show today. It really makes you think... fantasizing about being peed on ? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
The most important info to come out of this is that Sir was a high school football coach. Add another layer to the resume. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
So much for the not yelling down callers etc. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:13 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: So much for the not yelling down callers etc. That caller was a dope. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
good dolphin wrote: The most important info to come out of this is that Sir was a high school football coach. Add another layer to the resume. I remember him, years ago, talking about being part of the "coaching fraternity" because he was an offensive coach in some capacity of a H.S. team. Given his penchant for exaggeration I took that to mean he was doing something like helping the 3rd string freshman QB warm up on the sidelines or doing whatever the assistant to the assistant's assistant does. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
There was no peeing. Surprisingly not much grabass at my Catholic H.S. Yes, Dave Profitt. He's a defensive coach. His offense was run, run, run...not much to it. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:20 pm ] |
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guy calls in to talk about how it is a societal problem and he gets the brush off. what are callers supposed to call and say. "You guys are the bestest and smartest ever!!!"" |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:33 pm ] |
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Goff: inherent to white suburban culture |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:36 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: So much for the not yelling down callers etc. That caller was a dope. Sure he was. They should have dumped him and moved on. Instead it's the old Penn St. thing. A whole lazy show on this. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. Is that that Profitt guy? During the time I was a partner in a company out in Algonquin, Lake Zurich won the championship. The CEO of our company was coaching his kid's peewee team along with another one of our partners. Probably a reason the company failed was because these two dopes were talking football more than they were doing business. Anyway, these goofs became enamored with Profitt and one day drove out to Lake Zurich to ask for his help in designing a simplified veer and option for the peewee team to run. Fuckin' wackos. Former Depaul Academy and Weber coach. Played against his teams in high school. he was off his rocker then. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Seacrest wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. Is that that Profitt guy? During the time I was a partner in a company out in Algonquin, Lake Zurich won the championship. The CEO of our company was coaching his kid's peewee team along with another one of our partners. Probably a reason the company failed was because these two dopes were talking football more than they were doing business. Anyway, these goofs became enamored with Profitt and one day drove out to Lake Zurich to ask for his help in designing a simplified veer and option for the peewee team to run. Fuckin' wackos. Former Depaul Academy and Weber coach. Played against his teams in high school. he was off his rocker then. Do you mean Gordon? |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Seacrest wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. Is that that Profitt guy? During the time I was a partner in a company out in Algonquin, Lake Zurich won the championship. The CEO of our company was coaching his kid's peewee team along with another one of our partners. Probably a reason the company failed was because these two dopes were talking football more than they were doing business. Anyway, these goofs became enamored with Profitt and one day drove out to Lake Zurich to ask for his help in designing a simplified veer and option for the peewee team to run. Fuckin' wackos. Former Depaul Academy and Weber coach. Played against his teams in high school. he was off his rocker then. Do you mean Gordon? Who? |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Probably a reason the company failed was because these two dopes were talking football more than they were doing business. you know i love you JORR, but you saying this is akin to a crack dealer complaining that his town has too many crackheads in it =P (incidentally, last night MeTV aired S4E2 of MacGyver ("Blood Brothers") in which MacGyver goes back to his home town to find out that "the crack epidemic" has reached even his beloved [rural] bumblefuck, and for some reason the #1 crack dealer guy wants to kill Jason Priestly. I damn near fell off the couch laughing @ the crack dealer going up to Jason Priestly's BFF and being like "YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHERE [JASON PRIESTLY] IS" and the dude is like "NO I WONT" and then the crack dealer is like "I THINK YOU WILL BECAUSE I'VE GOT SOME NEW STUFF I WANT YOU TO TRY [brandishes oh-so-80s crack vial] AND I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU WANNA TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE... [starts packing a rock into one of those old de-luxe mini-bong looking 80s crackpipes] DON'T FIGHT IT... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT" --- and then they show the dude str8up bugging out like OMFG HE'S PACKING ME A HIT OF CRACK AND I'M POWERLESS OVER THIS!" and i was damn near in tears because you can tell that whoever wrote this had never been within 50yds of an actual crackhead) seriously, if you've ever had any real-world experience with crack/heads (and especially if you know what "the high" of the drug entails) this whole situation where it's like the dude is injecting him with sodium pentathol = UBER-LOL cuz... man. they call it "cracked out" for a reason! i guess it was the 80s and crack was just a boogeyman for sub/urban white ppl who didnt know any better, huh? =] |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
holy shit tell me this URL doesn't scream out "JASON GEORGE GOFF" >> http://wgntv.com/2017/02/02/bruh-youre- ... m-chicago/ |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Long live the Red Horde...http://www.illinoishsglorydays.com/id546.html |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. Did he pee on you?
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| Author: | Rod [ Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
sinicalypse wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Probably a reason the company failed was because these two dopes were talking football more than they were doing business. you know i love you JORR, but you saying this is akin to a crack dealer complaining that his town has too many crackheads in it =P Touche', sini. That's where I met my current business partner. We ran the phone room and spent a lot of time creating mults on MySpace. Grown men operating a multi-million dollar business. Ri-goddamn-diculous. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Seacrest wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Do you mean Gordon? Who? 
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Chus wrote: Seacrest wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Do you mean Gordon? Who?
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Seacrest wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Seacrest wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: so, the head coach at LZ that was put on leave and resigned was my h.s. football coach junior and senior year. Is that that Profitt guy? During the time I was a partner in a company out in Algonquin, Lake Zurich won the championship. The CEO of our company was coaching his kid's peewee team along with another one of our partners. Probably a reason the company failed was because these two dopes were talking football more than they were doing business. Anyway, these goofs became enamored with Profitt and one day drove out to Lake Zurich to ask for his help in designing a simplified veer and option for the peewee team to run. Fuckin' wackos. Former Depaul Academy and Weber coach. Played against his teams in high school. he was off his rocker then. Do you mean Gordon? Who? No, Tech |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Seacrest wrote: Long live the Red Horde...http://www.illinoishsglorydays.com/id546.html always a tough bunch of sob's |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/2: Abbattacola Tries to Be Funny |
Was Gordon the school that had a goat for a mascot? |
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