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Author:  Beardown [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:09 pm ]
Post subject:  2/20: Drinky I meets Drinky II

This is the new show thread for today. The other thread is meant for race discussion.

Shep is the new drinky. He's trying to take the path of a younger drinky.

Be the B&B producer and do weekends and late nights. All in the hopes of being a full time host.

Both drinky I and drinky II are dumb asses. Both aren't well spoken.

It's kind of interesting that they are doing a show together. 2017 Drinky is basically doing a show with 2005 drinky.

Discuss.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:00 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Both aren't well spoken.


:|

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2/20: Drinky I meets Drinky II

Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Both aren't well spoken.


:|


Why?

Put it this way, if you were to combine Drinky's speech with Shep's speech, you would get Jar Jar Bink's speech pattern.

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Author:  denisdman [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:49 pm ]
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"I am IMS."

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:00 pm ]
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Do you think Drinky and Shep had this type of moment before the show?


GO PICK ME OUT A WINNER, KID.
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Author:  denisdman [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2/20: Drinky I meets Drinky II

Nah, more the Crouching Tiger, Hidden.....

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Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:22 pm ]
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Three times I turned to it, and twice they were engrossed in political discussion and I had to PTFB. As few coherent thoughts as they have about sports, they have less about politics.

Shep is from Coal City. He should be a starter at the golf course and work at Casey's. That he escaped and made it to Chicago is astounding.

The one sports thought they had was about Maddon backtracking about using Zobrist primarily at 2B, except Joe was saying "in Spring Training." No shit, Zobrist doesn't need a lot of work in a spring training which is extended by the WBC. [Hell, I'm surprised that they even let him show up, I'd have told him to go back home and bang his wife until four weeks before Opening Day.] But Shep seemed all jazzed up about this because he wants Baez starting at 2B as much as possible.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:24 pm ]
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
He should be a starter at the golf course and work at Casey's.


Free golf and pizza. Doesn't sound too bad.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:27 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
"I am IMS."

Every time I hear that commercial I keep picturing each guy awkwardly throwing a football to the other guy and the other guy awkwardly catching it. You see, he's throwing to the other guy! THROWING. IT'S A THROW. HE'S DOING A THROW BY THROWING. I'm sorry I'll stop now

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:28 pm ]
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I also think "IMS" stands for something like "Inflamed Mandible Syndrome," which would be a more believable conceit for most of them than their radio acumen.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:46 pm ]
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Drinky: Shep, my boy, you're basically me when I was your age. Pretty much exactly me. Ahhhh, would you like any advice from me? I'd love to be your mentor.

Shep: Fuck no. I'm trying to be a talk show host. Why would I want advice from you? You don't know how to do that, dumb ass.

Drinky: FUCK YOU. YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU COAL CITY CRACKER. I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER YOU.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:04 pm ]
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You're such a shitty playwright, you make a third-grade President's Day pageant read like Ibsen.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:37 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
You're such a shitty playwright, you make a third-grade President's Day pageant read like Ibsen.


Beardown: Take it back. You don't mean that.

Curious: Yes I do. You're a dumb ass.

(I think even you would agree that this one was well written.)

Author:  Sardine [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:55 am ]
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k

Author:  billypootons [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:07 am ]
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Sardine wrote:
Whatever became of the drinky affair situation? Anyone have definitive info on it? Has to be why he's been relegated to the update cage, perhaps worse.


Jeez imagine if he'd have come out as gay? Would have been fired on the spot with your logic. We'd lose a lot of bosses if men start getting demoted at work for getting caught cheating on their wives.

Someone here observed a recent twitter pic Matty took which in the background showed a fridge next to a dining table in what appeared to be a small apartment...

Author:  Beardown [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:45 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
Sardine wrote:
Whatever became of the drinky affair situation? Anyone have definitive info on it? Has to be why he's been relegated to the update cage, perhaps worse.


Jeez imagine if he'd have come out as gay? Would have been fired on the spot with your logic. We'd lose a lot of bosses if men start getting demoted at work for getting caught cheating on their wives.

Someone here observed a recent twitter pic Matty took which in the background showed a fridge next to a dining table in what appeared to be a small apartment...


I've noticed he doesn't mention a wife in his xfinity commercials anymore. He used to do so a year or so ago.

drinky: Hello friends, I'm drinky for Xfinity. Xfinity is great. The kids are in one room watching cartoons on youtube. The wife is in another room making lessons for her teaching job. Meanwhile, I'm in another room watching porn. Woo hooo!!!!! See, Xfinity is great!!!!! So go get it.

Now he only mentions the kids in these reads.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:53 pm ]
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Sardine wrote:
k

Post of the year

Author:  Beardown [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:55 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Sardine wrote:
k

Post of the year


Two more and it would have been and Elmhurst Steve post.

Author:  Sardine [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2/20: Drinky I meets Drinky II

Wasn't trying to denigrate Drinky, or the Score's firing policy. Actually would have like if he'd gotten the gig alongside Dan.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:16 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Sardine wrote:
k

Post of the year


Two more and it would have been and Elmhurst Steve post.


Ok that's good. Really good.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:01 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Sardine wrote:
k

Post of the year


Two more and it would have been and Elmhurst Steve post.


or the result of three at bats for Javier Baez in an expanded role

Author:  IceGirl [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:28 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
billypootons wrote:
Sardine wrote:
Whatever became of the drinky affair situation? Anyone have definitive info on it? Has to be why he's been relegated to the update cage, perhaps worse.


Jeez imagine if he'd have come out as gay? Would have been fired on the spot with your logic. We'd lose a lot of bosses if men start getting demoted at work for getting caught cheating on their wives.

Someone here observed a recent twitter pic Matty took which in the background showed a fridge next to a dining table in what appeared to be a small apartment...


I've noticed he doesn't mention a wife in his xfinity commercials anymore. He used to do so a year or so ago.

drinky: Hello friends, I'm drinky for Xfinity. Xfinity is great. The kids are in one room watching cartoons on youtube. The wife is in another room making lessons for her teaching job. Meanwhile, I'm in another room watching porn. Woo hooo!!!!! See, Xfinity is great!!!!! So go get it.

Now he only mentions the kids in these reads.


Wow! What a shocking crack in the case!! :roll:

Author:  Beardown [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:32 pm ]
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IceGirl wrote:
Beardown wrote:
billypootons wrote:
Sardine wrote:
Whatever became of the drinky affair situation? Anyone have definitive info on it? Has to be why he's been relegated to the update cage, perhaps worse.


Jeez imagine if he'd have come out as gay? Would have been fired on the spot with your logic. We'd lose a lot of bosses if men start getting demoted at work for getting caught cheating on their wives.

Someone here observed a recent twitter pic Matty took which in the background showed a fridge next to a dining table in what appeared to be a small apartment...


I've noticed he doesn't mention a wife in his xfinity commercials anymore. He used to do so a year or so ago.

drinky: Hello friends, I'm drinky for Xfinity. Xfinity is great. The kids are in one room watching cartoons on youtube. The wife is in another room making lessons for her teaching job. Meanwhile, I'm in another room watching porn. Woo hooo!!!!! See, Xfinity is great!!!!! So go get it.

Now he only mentions the kids in these reads.


Wow! What a shocking crack in the case!! :roll:


Yeah. Well, this deduction and the info you gave me. But I didn't want to mention that. That made me realize 2+2 is 4. :roll:

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:39 pm ]
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IceGirl wrote:
Beardown wrote:
billypootons wrote:
Sardine wrote:
Whatever became of the drinky affair situation? Anyone have definitive info on it? Has to be why he's been relegated to the update cage, perhaps worse.


Jeez imagine if he'd have come out as gay? Would have been fired on the spot with your logic. We'd lose a lot of bosses if men start getting demoted at work for getting caught cheating on their wives.

Someone here observed a recent twitter pic Matty took which in the background showed a fridge next to a dining table in what appeared to be a small apartment...


I've noticed he doesn't mention a wife in his xfinity commercials anymore. He used to do so a year or so ago.

drinky: Hello friends, I'm drinky for Xfinity. Xfinity is great. The kids are in one room watching cartoons on youtube. The wife is in another room making lessons for her teaching job. Meanwhile, I'm in another room watching porn. Woo hooo!!!!! See, Xfinity is great!!!!! So go get it.

Now he only mentions the kids in these reads.


Wow! What a shocking crack in the case!! :roll:


:lol: Even IceGirl giving Beardown shit.

Author:  Beardown [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:43 pm ]
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:lol:

All white women hate me.

I'm hoping to meet a black(hawk) ICE GIRL. But I don't think they employ any. Racist bastards. :(

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