Beardown wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Good god Goff is a giggling mess.
And I was right. It's a story of nothingness. The uber driver suggested the best strip club. So what? And they went to a biker bar with what they consider strange people. And a story of some great ping pong player. Then they got drunk and went home.
I'd hardly call this a wild and crazy night.
But Goff is cracking up about and talking very slowly. Very dramatic story telling. And you were thinking it was leading up to them killing a hooker or Shep having a drug overdose. Nope. Pretty much just 3 guys getting drunk at a bar. That was about it.
Man, he's something.
You know who has similar stories? EVERYBODY.
i like to think that one of the reasons goff "sweated me" IRL was cuz i've legit had stories where i [pretended my phone wasn't getting triangulated and] went around tweeting random pictures of random locations i was at, and then wherever i ended up i'd run into some homeless/type looking dude/ette who would give me some sort of "subtle clue" as to which direction i was supposed to go, where i'd run into another "homeless/ish" type dude who seemed to have "superfluous information" for me [so imagine my =] when i saw such a network in action in john wick 2] and ultimately i ended up meeting a dude named "sparky" who liked the stuff i was writing on my laptop, so he took me on the redline and when we got to the end of the line @ 95th the conductors kicked off the homeless/ish ppl, but walked right by me and sparky and let us stay on the train as the train pulled back away from the platform/s to turn around.
while it was away from platforms turning around some big ol dude [with tiny tiny pinholes that i noticed] comes up from the next car and introduces himself, busts out a laptop, and proceeds to play me some pretty nice/ish rap beats that i can "get up on" if i want, so i take his information down [promptly forget about it] and remember "this is why i kind of got off to convincing everyone that i was really shit at rapping" as life goes on, you know, like 2pac says! still can't figure out why twitter won't let me use @whitetupac tho!
and the best part? i can actually tell these stories cuz i'm a crazy loser, and obviously i make all of this shit up to delude myself into thinking that my pathetic life is just a little bit less pathetic! #ImKindaSortaSomething[Else]Dude =P
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?