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4/10 - Goff, Barry and Joe
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Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:06 pm ]
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A balck, a jew and a polack walk into a bar...

Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:11 pm ]
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for a 4 hour Cubs circle jerk.

...back to Spotify.

Author:  the ghost of t-dub [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:14 pm ]
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As soon as I heard Barry's nasally voice I ptfb

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:16 pm ]
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The listening is fine over at AM1000 WMVP.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:19 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
The listening is fine over at AM1000 WMVP.

If you like the listening equivalent to unflavored mush, sure.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:22 pm ]
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I meant to dbag Rozner this weekend. His Masters column over the weekend was part Tiger nostalgia and part shitting on the LPGA thing with the four stroke penalty. You had a leader board packed with the top names in pro golf, and he wants to tell us all about Tiger Woods. Maybe he'll write a Sandberg column tomorrow.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:31 pm ]
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Why is Bernstein not on the air today?

Author:  City of Fools [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:35 pm ]
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Jason REALLY dislikes/hates Steph Curry. Has referenced his "downfall" multiple times, including today...

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:35 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Why is Bernstein not on the air today?


Passover. He's deeply devoted.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:42 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Why is Bernstein not on the air today?


Family vacation for the week for Bernstein.

Today's angle by Goff and Rozner: Sergio Garcia and Billy Pane are racist mother fuckers. They're actually correct. So that's the Masters talk.

Goff is back. I'm sure we'll here stories about his crazy week off that consisted of mundane things for most other people.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:46 pm ]
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I once asked why Joe O doesn't get prime time subbing opportunities. He's gotten a few lately. His gambling cracker ass is the next "Maybe" for a prime time show. He's officially passed drinky.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:19 pm ]
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Jesus Christ does Goff dominate the mic. Three guys in the booth and Goff asks 8 straight stupid/long winded questions to Bryant without letting his partners in.

He always dominates transition as well.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:24 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
A balck, a Jew and a polack walk into a bar...


Management, I wish to report a crime against humanity

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:25 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
The listening is fine over at AM1000 WMVP.

As usual .

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:27 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
A balck, a Jew and a polack walk into a bar...


And Jason Goff declares them both racist and kills them. Then he heads back to the crib. Keep it movin'.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:28 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Jesus Christ does Goff dominate the mic. Three guys in the booth and Goff asks 8 straight stupid/long winded questions to Bryant without letting his partners in.

He always dominates transition as well.

He talks about race a lot too.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:35 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
pittmike wrote:
The listening is fine over at AM1000 WMVP.

If you like the listening equivalent to unflavored mush, sure.


The KapMan said you're not a real Cub fan if you don't cry tonight when the banner is raised, and (right now, at least) W&S are discussing that.

This is terrible, and I'm not even going to bother with Goff, Rozner, and Ostrowski.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:40 pm ]
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Well apparently Barry does Tom Cruise a Few Good Men impressions. Oh and Goff hates old people for living too long.

Author:  CptnToxic [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:00 pm ]
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Goff is back and so is amateur hour on the score.

Author:  City of Fools [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:31 pm ]
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Goff just roasted Bernsie for saying Bryant had a drinking problem. Barry laughed along.

Apparently some Score personalities are aware of this...

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:34 pm ]
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RoshHashHahn-A

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:35 pm ]
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City of Fools wrote:
Goff just roasted Bernsie for saying Bryant had a drinking problem. Barry laughed along.

Apparently some Score personalities are aware of this...

:lol: He's had how long to do that and waits until Bernstein isn't there ? What a pussy/

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:39 pm ]
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Oh the excited Barry and his fawning over all things Tiger. Enough! Yeah he was great. "Rory has muscles because of Tiger."

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:06 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
Goff hates old people for living too long.

Brothers know how to get out of the way. Diabetes, heart disease, it's just making room for the new generation.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:07 pm ]
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By the way, Barry, Tiger has muscles because of PEDs. That's the truth.

Barry: :oops:

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:13 pm ]
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Barry is so stupid.

He says the Cubs are special because they don't take their time getting to fly balls.

Well, that's everybody. If they do take their time it's because they tracked it and know they got it. That's not being lazy. It's knowing you got it. When it's a tough route every player goes hard. That's every player on every team. Cubs don't hustle for balls more than any other team contrary to what Barry says.

In other words, if the ball is a mile high pop up and you know you have it, you don't have to sprint to the spot to camp under it. Dumb ass barry.

Author:  SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:20 pm ]
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i know jason likes to laugh and pound the table more than anything else, but does anyone know if he's trying his luck at stand up comedy, in or around clubs in the city?

that stretch where he kept hammering home on the old people and how theyre taking up his oxygen and then theyre like the extra packets of sauce you dont need but are okay having...that straight up sounded like someone testing out material for a 5 minute routine. tweak here, tweak there, trying to get the right laugh.

i mean, it failed. but it still came off that way

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:53 pm ]
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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
i know jason likes to laugh and pound the table more than anything else, but does anyone know if he's trying his luck at stand up comedy, in or around clubs in the city?

that stretch where he kept hammering home on the old people and how theyre taking up his oxygen and then theyre like the extra packets of sauce you dont need but are okay having...that straight up sounded like someone testing out material for a 5 minute routine. tweak here, tweak there, trying to get the right laugh.

i mean, it failed. but it still came off that way

Sounds like Bernstein which makes sense if Goff is doing it then.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:20 pm ]
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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
i know jason likes to laugh and pound the table more than anything else, but does anyone know if he's trying his luck at stand up comedy, in or around clubs in the city?

that stretch where he kept hammering home on the old people and how theyre taking up his oxygen and then theyre like the extra packets of sauce you dont need but are okay having...that straight up sounded like someone testing out material for a 5 minute routine. tweak here, tweak there, trying to get the right laugh.

i mean, it failed. but it still came off that way


Nah.

Goff's comedy is basically ripping off David Chappelle and Chris Rock. Much like Terry Boers ripped off David Letterman.

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:25 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
pittmike wrote:
The listening is fine over at AM1000 WMVP.

If you like the listening equivalent to unflavored mush, sure.


The KapMan said you're not a real Cub fan if you don't cry tonight when the banner is raised, and (right now, at least) W&S are discussing that.

This is terrible, and I'm not even going to bother with Goff, Rozner, and Ostrowski.

:lol:

Looks like ESPN1000 is the same as it ever was.

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