Got some weird shit going on in our back yard, huh.

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These are some of the lessons only football can teach.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The preceding segment has been brought to you by the Exergen children's forehead thermometer: that's right, Wheaton, it doesn't have to go up your butt.

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Not their best work, but any talk about evangelicals and anuses brings this very NSFW video to mond...

https://youtu.be/7pzs0aGu1fU

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

yeah, that would have been more effective if it were two minutes shorter....

Still, "God's exception" What the Christ....

These two clowns never played football at this level, nor attended Wheaton College, I suggest
they stay out of Wheaton College Football Business......

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

Is this a joke?

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That's 1 pro anal hazing participant. I would assume there are a few others on this board.

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WHO'S IN FAVOR OF BEING SODOMIZED AGAINST THEIR WILL? LIGHT 'EM UP!

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Now they're telling us to feel bad for NBA players and radio hosts who have to read mean things on Twitter. Never said this before but I think I want more anal rape talk.

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What's the big deal?

I had a broom stick shoved up my ass against my will when I was 18.

As you guys know, I turned out fine.

You can sing the thread title along to that cliche conga-line ditty ... no idea what it's called ... I recall Homer & Bart singing "You don't win friends with salad" to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Kj17oVHAk

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

radiator origin stories.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

You're doing God's work here CH

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Very nice!

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I love every Amelia Bedelia who says football teaches kids to get knocked down and get back up again, as if it's not just a metaphor. "Yeah, I think kids should be taught to really put their noses to the grindstone, so I'm rubbing my son's face against this rock."

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Wheaton College Butt Stuff would be a good name for a campus sex shop.

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Curious Hair is right.

It's great to see that Jason Goff is against brooms up asses. He learned from Bernstein. Be passionate about something everybody is against. And talk like everybody is for it.

Although, like I said, it happened to me against my will. The broom up your ass isn't as bad as you might think.

I want everybody here to give it a try.

Learned a lot today. Christian schools are bad was the main point I got out of today's show.

Show got better closer to sundown for some reason today

That alum who called earlier....Hoo boy, that was bad.

they ran like an entire album of garfunkel and oats on comedy central radio one day so i listened while mowing the lawn. it was some of the most unfunny shit i'd ever listened to. i know that comedians are usually supportive of their unfunny counterparts as long as material is original but i can't help but assume that most comedians can't stand this garbage.

no no no dude, he got a text from a guy who said its cool to get hazed. that 1 texter is a representative of like ALL OF THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT.

If Curious Hair doesn't append his signature to include beardown saying "Curious Hair is right" then I'm convinced he'll never do what it takes to fit in 100.0% around here =P

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The event was called "Jokes and Pokes", has everyone lost their sense of humor??? America is all too wound up, geeezzzz.

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

We are not their target demographic.

Some of their early stuff is cute in small doses, such as Weed Card.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

People need to relax. Stop complaining like you have a stick up your ass.

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I learned that lesson from Chumbawumba.

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It's pretty funny. I can't speak to football but I played basketball for my whole childhood and I'm pretty sure I could have learned the same lessons from being on the chess team.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Wow,let's meet at RealTime Sports to disgust further.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."