Caller Bob wrote:
Bernstein now claiming he could dunk a tennis ball..lol
for real?
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Bernstein hosts with Anthony Herron tomorrow. Herron is good. The show should not suck, or at least not suck for the usual reasons. |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Anthony Herron keeps it 100. Jason is on the DL. |
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| Author: | DAC [ Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Good to hear. Transition will be listenable and I will check out the show on my commute home. It will be nice to hear Bernstein on the mic. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Bernstein has Herron on as his guest co host to spite Goff. This is a few times now. That's right. I said it. Normally, Bernstein only wants Jewish people - Rozner or Ronenbloon. For obvious reasons. He hates Christians. We all know that. But, he chooses Herron as a message to Goff. That he hates the laughing and constant race shit. It's passive aggressive behavior. But he's trying to send a message by having another black guy with him that doesn't do such things. Is this insane? Yes. But it's the SCORE. You have to think "insane" to figure out what they do. You have to think like the SCORE people. Don't tell me I'm wrong. Because, as always, it's eventually proven that I'm right. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Cuz he’s a dumbass. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:59 pm ] |
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redskingreg wrote: Cuz he’s a dumbass. Exactly. Now you boys are finally getting it. Took me a while to show you the ways of SCORE people. Better late then never, though. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
I thought it was grating when people said "score the basketball", and now Parkins is saying "score the football." Is it necessary to add "the football?" It sounds silly. What else are they going to score? The volleyball? The gyro? Looking forward to listening to Herron. He's has been good when I have heard him before. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:53 pm ] |
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That's been a football tic for years now, I'm surprised it's spread to basketball. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Show is so much better with Anthony in for Jason. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Bernstein now claiming he could dunk a tennis ball..lol |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Caller Bob wrote: Bernstein now claiming he could dunk a tennis ball..lol At 5'5" with short arms, he better have a 42" vertical. Or help from daddy, again |
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| Author: | 312player [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Caller Bob wrote: Bernstein now claiming he could dunk a tennis ball..lol for real?
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
i wonder if Goff realizes or is threatened by the fact that every time he misses a show and Herron is his fill in, that he's one step closer to fucking himself over and being replaced. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Regular Reader wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Bernstein now claiming he could dunk a tennis ball..lol At 5'5" with short arms, he better have a 42" vertical. Or help from daddy, again He said there was video of him doing it, but something happened to it. 
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote: i wonder if Goff realizes or is threatened by the fact that every time he misses a show and Herron is his fill in, that he's one step closer to fucking himself over and being replaced. Not from Herron. He's doing TV and looking to advance in that industry. But Goff should learn from Herron. Let people talk. Engage in an actual conversation. You don't have to dominate conversations and talk over and around people. But Goff will never learn that. |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
How about this leaflet? Famous Jewish sports legends. 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:27 am ] |
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The tennis ball accomplishment had been out there for a while. A few years ago Dan was on a wild ride of made up physical accomplishments. 5'8.5", he could turn on a 95 mph pitch, he could dunk a tennis ball...am I forgetting something? I seem to remember he said something about a team he was on in high school. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:32 am ] |
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I remember stepping into a cage that claimed 90mph. Good freaking lord. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:34 am ] |
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312player wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Bernstein now claiming he could dunk a tennis ball..lol for real?That's an old one. I believe Killer V photoshopped a picture of Berns dunking the ball. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:36 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: The tennis ball accomplishment had been out there for a while. A few years ago Dan was on a wild ride of made up physical accomplishments. 5'8.5", he could turn on a 95 mph pitch, he could dunk a tennis ball...am I forgetting something? I seem to remember he said something about a team he was on in high school. I think it was something about being able to stuff ten matzo balls in his mouth at once while humming Rachmaninoff. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
He said he could truck/juke Ray Lewis. Just a matter of geometry and timing. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: I remember stepping into a cage that claimed 90mph. Good freaking lord. I picture Bernstein reacting like Ed Grimley or Jerry Lewis in that situation, not confidently standing at the plate and making contact. good dolphin wrote: The tennis ball accomplishment had been out there for a while. A few years ago Dan was on a wild ride of made up physical accomplishments. 5'8.5", he could turn on a 95 mph pitch, he could dunk a tennis ball...am I forgetting something? I seem to remember he said something about a team he was on in high school. For a while there, Dan's lies/exaggerations were getting about as ridiculous as Leerys. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:52 am ] |
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Tad Queasy wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: I remember stepping into a cage that claimed 90mph. Good freaking lord. I picture Bernstein reacting like Ed Grimley or Jerry Lewis in that situation, not confidently standing at the plate and making contact. good dolphin wrote: The tennis ball accomplishment had been out there for a while. A few years ago Dan was on a wild ride of made up physical accomplishments. 5'8.5", he could turn on a 95 mph pitch, he could dunk a tennis ball...am I forgetting something? I seem to remember he said something about a team he was on in high school. For a while there, Dan's lies/exaggerations were getting about as ridiculous as Leerys. It sucks that drinky wouldn't play along with us in mocking Dan's 5'8.5" bs, even though we know he was reading the site and we have found out he didn't like Dan. Hanging the little kid growth chart on the wall and making Dan stand next to it would have been a great bit. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:55 am ] |
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Drunk Squirrel wrote: I remember stepping into a cage that claimed 90mph. Good freaking lord. Hitting in the fast batting cage is not difficult at all. After watching 2 or 3 of them whiz by you it's easy. It's all about getting the timing right. Now stepping into the batters box and trying to hit live pitching that is coming in 90+ mph would be extremely difficult. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
rogers park bryan wrote: He said he could truck/juke Ray Lewis. Just a matter of geometry and timing. Please tell me that's a joke. But I'd stand in line to pay to see him try. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:58 am ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: He said he could truck/juke Ray Lewis. Just a matter of geometry and timing. Please tell me that's a joke. But I'd stand in line to pay to see him try. Would definitely be worth price of admission but there is no way that’s not a joke. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
Tad Queasy wrote: For a while there, Dan's lies/exaggerations were getting about as ridiculous as Leerys. Laurence never lies. I'd watch your back next time you find yourself alone in a hallway, Tad. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:01 am ] |
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Kirkwood wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: For a while there, Dan's lies/exaggerations were getting about as ridiculous as Leerys. Laurence never lies. I'd watch your back next time you find yourself alone in a hallway, Tad. He got you free tickets to Expos games, didn't he? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/9: Bernstein and One of the Good Ones |
He said he could win a round against Tyson by just running and avoiding the uppercut. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:24 am ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: He said he could win a round against Tyson by just running and avoiding the uppercut. Well she is like 92 years old but she still could take him. Oh? Not Cicely Tyson. |
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