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Author:  Beardown [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

When he's actually 48.

I don't get it.

I know stress ages people but what the hell stress has he had in his life? He was born privileged. Daddy got him into Duke. Bounced around for a few years with low paying jobs like everybody. Didn't have a wife or kids during that period. He got an easy 6 figure job in his early 30s. Wife and kids are healthy. Claims he works out every day and doesn't over eat. Like Good Dolphin once pointed out, his job allows him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at his house.

Still, he looks 20 years older than his age.

Explain this to me. Why does he age like a president?

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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Don’t discriminate against the greys.

I blame the incessant crosswording.

Author:  Beardown [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Don’t discriminate against the greys.

I blame the incessant crosswording.


It's not just the grey hair. He'd look 70 with black hair.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.

Author:  Beardown [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


Brothers don't take fashion advice from crackers!!!!!

Still, Jason looks very happy and comfortable with his arm around a racist. He's the only brother that would be that way. But it's for his career so we all get it. He would hate Bernstein otherwise.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Telegram Sam wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does has this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.


Is that for frequenting a casual ice bar?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does has this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.


Is that for frequenting a casual ice bar?



It is for every occasion, and yet, no occasion at all.

Author:  newper [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

JoePa clearly took a toll.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

The hell with Bernstein and his white hair. Look at goff. He looks like he has lebron's hairline and used that spray paint shit on it.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
The hell with Bernstein and his white hair. Look at goff. He looks like he has lebron's hairline and used that spray paint shit on it.


Nobody loves Lebron more than Goff. Not Lebron's mother. Not Lebron's wife. Not Lebron's kids. Not Lebron's hookers.

Goff love affair with Lebron is the most beautiful love story in the history of love stories.

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

im honored that beardown stole my question from last night w/screengrab too

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

billypootons wrote:
im honored that beardown stole my question from last night w/screengrab too


It deserved it's own thread. I've talked about Bernstein looking beyond his age in other threads. So have other people. Now we have the official thread.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Bernstein is a good-looking man.

Distinguished.

Author:  newper [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

billypootons wrote:
im honored that beardown stole my question from last night w/screengrab too

He said it was one of the top five questions posted on the message board.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Bernstein is a good-looking man.

Distinguished.


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Author:  Beardown [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

It's fine. Bernstein looks like he looks. He can't help it.

But for a guy that comments on other people's looks he's really not one to talk.

Granted, he's evolved, so he doesn't do it as much as he did before "BOOBS".

Author:  Lt. Pete Mitchell [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Beardown wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Bernstein is a good-looking man.

Distinguished.


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Slider...

... you stink.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.

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Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Keeping your family safe from the Gestapo takes it toll bruh.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Success is earned every day and it takes a toll to put yourself among the greatest Chicago sports radio hosts of all time.

Author:  SuperMario [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Success is earned every day and it takes a toll to put yourself among the greatest Chicago sports radio hosts of all time.


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Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Ive been getting grey hairs. I tried just for men and was shocked how good my hair looked after. I didn't realize a few grey hairs was actually a lot.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

I notice it a lot when I'm getting a hair cut. It sucks, going bald and gray and I am too fat for a shaved head. Bad combo.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


I think Bernstein more or less looks his age.

Good call on Goff. That looks silly.

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

does jason wear a lebron headband when he plays ball?

Author:  scoregirl [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Beardown wrote:
When he's actually 48.

I don't get it.

I know stress ages people but what the hell stress has he had in his life? He was born privileged. Daddy got him into Duke. Bounced around for a few years with low paying jobs like everybody. Didn't have a wife or kids during that period. He got an easy 6 figure job in his early 30s. Wife and kids are healthy. Claims he works out every day and doesn't over eat. Like Good Dolphin once pointed out, his job allows him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at his house.

Still, he looks 20 years older than his age.

Explain this to me. Why does he age like a president?

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Where'd that pic come from? Curious to see how chummy S&P are

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Thought I heard S&P say last week they all had to take new pics for new management or something.

Author:  Cashman [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Telegram Sam wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.



Does he roll the bottom of his pants up, so you can see his ankles as well? I see this a lot.

Author:  Boobstein [ Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why the hell does Bernstein look like he's 70?

Beardown wrote:
When he's actually 48.

I don't get it.

I know stress ages people but what the hell stress has he had in his life? He was born privileged. Daddy got him into Duke. Bounced around for a few years with low paying jobs like everybody. Didn't have a wife or kids during that period. He got an easy 6 figure job in his early 30s. Wife and kids are healthy. Claims he works out every day and doesn't over eat. Like Good Dolphin once pointed out, his job allows him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at his house.

Still, he looks 20 years older than his age.

Explain this to me. Why does he age like a president?

Image


Hey! It's Mr. Drummond and that other guy!

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