Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
I'll copy and paste my first thought.
Let us know when it happens.
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
This could be a fun bit. How would he have been? I started it in another thread but this could be fun. I'll copy and paste my first thought. Had Goff been Mike North's producer Goff would have adopted a Chicago accent and would have it to this day. I think he would be wearing "wife beaters" and would have married a "chain smoking" white girl from Bridgeport. He would have voted for Trump and be against players kneeling for the national anthem. Goff would have been married right after he knocked up the white girl from Bridgeport. Not like the current situation. Because that "chain smoking", Irish-Catholic, girl's Dad would have killed Goff had it taken this long. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Beardown wrote: I'll copy and paste my first thought. Let us know when it happens. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Goff would love Da Ma Na. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Curious Hair wrote: Beardown wrote: I'll copy and paste my first thought. Let us know when it happens.
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Bernstein would hate this Jason Goff but wouldn't be able to do him like he did Mike Murphy because Goff is black. The optics wouldn't be good in Bernstein's mind. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
What is this guy talking about? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Goff would grow a playoff beard for the Blackhawks. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Darkside wrote: What is this guy talking about? Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Beardown wrote: Darkside wrote: What is this guy talking about? Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version. Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Darkside wrote: Beardown wrote: Darkside wrote: What is this guy talking about? Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version. Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born? Let's not get technical. Just play along with my bit or leave. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Beardown wrote: Darkside wrote: Beardown wrote: Darkside wrote: What is this guy talking about? Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version. Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born? Let's not get technical. Just play along with my bit or leave. You want me to play with your bit? That's kinda inappropriate. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Goff would like me 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Beardown wrote: Goff would like me Why? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Darkside wrote: Beardown wrote: Goff would like me Why? You're right. That wouldn't change. He would still hate me. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Goff would buy his weed from Da Ma Na's guy. Goff would gamble through Da Ma Na's bookie. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
What if beardown got laid? What would be different? |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Log out for a while, Beardown. Seriously. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Darkside wrote: What if beardown got laid? What would be different? Without paying? That's easy. I would release the girl chained to my furnace. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Goff would have banged Jen Jen the Engine. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Jesus... |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Caller Bob wrote: Jesus... Good point. Goff would have become Catholic and gone to Church every week. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
If you guys honestly don't think Goff would have been different if given to North instead of Bernstein, you guys are idiots. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Better hit the eject button on this concept. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Goff wouldn't have had to pretend to like drinky. He actually would have liked him. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Beerdown has been much more coherent lately. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Curious Hair wrote: Beardown wrote: I'll copy and paste my first thought. Let us know when it happens. 
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Curious Hair wrote: Beardown wrote: I'll copy and paste my first thought. Let us know when it happens. I missed this earlier, but 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
This is painful to read. Oy. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
White women would have loved me had Goff been North's producer. 
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer? |
Goff would have named his first born "Tylor" or "Cody" or some other stupid white name. |
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