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- He or she would hate white people more than any other person that ever lived.

- The Dad would hate the fact that the Mom made him move to Naperville.

- The Dad would no longer be able to call the house "The crib". She'd put a stop to that. (Goff:

)

- The kid would never have parents that are married.

- A kid that would be hated by his father. Because he would be light skinned.

- One hell of a middle linebacker. Even if it's a girl.

- A bad hockey player. Wouldn't even be allowed to play for that matter.

- Civil rights leader. Social justice leader.

- He would look like Da Ma Na. Except he would have a red afro. (Goff: :shock:

)

Is this Peak Beardown?

It would be just like drinky. Cuz he's a dumbass.

Beardown makes his chained up sex slaves wear Julie and Jason masks

FavreFan wrote:

Is this Peak Beardown?

It's either Peak Beardown, or it's Broken Beardown

Male Sex slave 4 (Goff): Seriously playa, why did you make this scenario? You know I would never marry a white women. Especially a big one.

female sex slave 3 (Julie): What? :evil:

Male Sex slave 4 (Goff): Ummm, nothing. You know I love you, girl.

female sex slave 3 (Julie): Mitch!!!!!

Male Sex slave 4 (Goff): Fuck you, Beardown.

Beardown: You dug you're own hole on this one. You gotta be careful in this day and age. Bernstein should have taught you that.

The greatest kids ever. Turning into the greatest adults ever. Obviously. But be more specific. I'll jump in later

Go!!!!!!!

Next time you think you have a funny idea for a post, forget it and go to pornhub.com

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:15 pm ]
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The greatest kids ever. Turning into the greatest adults ever. Obviously. But be more specific. I'll jump in later Go!!!!!!!

Author:	conns7901 [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:21 pm ]
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I really wish this post was made by Beerdown.

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:24 pm ]
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- A kid that would be hated by his father. Because he would be light skinned. - One hell of a middle linebacker. Even if it's a girl. - A bad hockey player. Wouldn't even be allowed to play for that matter. - Civil rights leader. Social justice leader. - He would look like Da Ma Na. Except he would have a red afro. (Goff: )

Author:	312player [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:30 pm ]
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Delete this turd's account..please

Author:	FavreFan [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:43 pm ]
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Is this Peak Beardown?

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Author:	Beardown [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:48 pm ]
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- He or she would hate white people more than any other person that ever lived. - The Dad would hate the fact that the Mom made him move to Naperville. - The Dad would no longer be able to call the house "The crib". She'd put a stop to that. (Goff: ) - The kid would never have parents that are married.

Author:	312player [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:02 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: - He or she would hate white people more than any other person that ever lived. - The Dad would hate the fact that the Mom made him move to Naperville. - The Dad would no longer be able to call the house "The crib". She'd put a stop to that. (Goff: ) - The kid would never have parents that are married. You've officially lost it..I was a fan at one time. Smh

Author:	KDdidit [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:19 pm ]
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One that you'd never shut up about.

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:25 pm ]
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- Granted, he or she will be the greatest person in the world, but that kid will say a lot of dumb ass things. - Their kid will say his or her critics are both racist and sexist!!!! (Goff and Julie: ) - Bernstein will hate their kid. Bernstein will compare their kid to Dusty Baker. (Goff and Julie: )

Author:	ToxicMasculinity [ Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:30 pm ]
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Author:	Beardown [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:13 am ]
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Goff: Seriously playa, why did you make this scenario? You know I would never marry a white women. Especially a big one. Julie: What? Goff: Ummm, nothing. You know I love you, girl. Julie: Mitch!!!!! Goff: Fuck you, Beardown. Beardown: You dug you're own hole on this one. You gotta be careful in this day and age. Bernstein should have taught you that.

Author:	thewatcher [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:41 am ]
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Wait, I thought Julie and Goff already had a kid together.?

Author:	long time guy [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:03 am ]
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Beardown wrote: - A kid that would be hated by his father. Because he would be light skinned. - One hell of a middle linebacker. Even if it's a girl. - A bad hockey player. Wouldn't even be allowed to play for that matter. - Civil rights leader. Social justice leader. - He would look like Da Ma Na. Except he would have a red afro. (Goff: ) https://youtu.be/2dccJ3MCgU0

Author:	Brick [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:09 am ]
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It would be just like drinky. Cuz he's a dumbass.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:38 am ]
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Offhand, I don't seem to recall such a universal expression of significant disdain for this dope in the past. MANY times MANY may have sporadically chimed in with a variation on 'fuck off' but I think this might be a new record level of folks wanting him to 'fuck off' and to do so asap. Camps is the club President so I'd have to see if he knows of another time (or number of times) of similar blowback on this scale.

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Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:17 am ]
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FavreFan wrote: Is this Peak Beardown? It's either Peak Beardown, or it's Broken Beardown

Author:	billypootons [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:01 am ]
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Beardown makes his chained up sex slaves wear Julie and Jason masks

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:01 am ]
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billypootons wrote: Beardown makes his chained up sex slaves wear Julie and Jason masks

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:08 am ]
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Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:25 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote: FavreFan wrote: Is this Peak Beardown? It's either Peak Beardown, or it's Broken Beardown

Author:	Juiced [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:34 am ]
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This is a new low for the board. Beardown you need A)a woman or B) a man; Both if you into that type of thing. (Something tells me you are) C)A red sports car or a Harley. Next time you think you have a funny idea for a post, forget it and go to pornhub.com

Author:	billypootons [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:36 am ]
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Beardown wrote: Male Sex slave 4 (Goff): Seriously playa, why did you make this scenario? You know I would never marry a white women. Especially a big one. female sex slave 3 (Julie): What? Male Sex slave 4 (Goff): Ummm, nothing. You know I love you, girl. female sex slave 3 (Julie): Mitch!!!!! Male Sex slave 4 (Goff): Fuck you, Beardown. Beardown: You dug you're own hole on this one. You gotta be careful in this day and age. Bernstein should have taught you that.

Author:	Juice's Lecture Notes [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:30 am ]
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good dolphin wrote: "Aggressively shitposting"

Author:	Tall Midget [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:43 am ]
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Good post, Beardown!

Author:	sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:10 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: The greatest kids ever. Turning into the greatest adults ever. Obviously. But be more specific. I'll jump in later Go!!!!!!! whoa.... before i came to the board today i had never ever invested even an iota of thought into the prospects of goff and JDC having sex. that's an image that's going to taint my brain for a long time now.... thanks beardown. btw, i'm thinking it'd be a less privileged version of lena dunham cuz daddy wasnt some lame overvalidated lite-porno "artiste"

Author:	sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:11 pm ]
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Juiced wrote: Next time you think you have a funny idea for a post, forget it and go to pornhub.com you better pray i'm kicked off the phones/internet this season cuz i'm going to avenge my championship loss #ajpollockclub