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Author:  oak forest blarney [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:09 pm ]
Post subject:  3/5 : sex talk
The boys are discussing the best time to have sex.

Enjoy.
Author:  Beardown [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 3/5 : sex talk
Bernstein said on his first date with his wife she wanted to bang him. But he said "No, let's take this slow".

I can buy that. Bernstein was probably scared of an STD. Wanted to get her medical records before banging her. Also he wanted to get confirmation that she was 100% Jewish.
Author:  oak forest blarney [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:17 pm ]
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Meatpants states that his lady threw him up against a wall.... poor wall.
Author:  billypootons [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:21 pm ]
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well... i guess it's better than national NBA talk
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:31 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Bernstein said on his first date with his wife she wanted to bang him. But he said "No, let's take this slow".

I can buy that. Bernstein was probably scared of an STD. Wanted to get her medical records before banging her. Also he wanted to get confirmation that she was 100% Jewish.


Smart on Bernstien's part since he picked her up through his radio show.
Author:  Beardown [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 3/5 : sex talk
Hearing them all talk about their sexual experiences was disturbing.

Goff said that his ass didn't kiss his current "lady" for 2 weeks cuz when they started dating cuz his ass didn't want to mess it up.
Author:  Chus [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 3/5 : sex talk
good dolphin wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Bernstein said on his first date with his wife she wanted to bang him. But he said "No, let's take this slow".

I can buy that. Bernstein was probably scared of an STD. Wanted to get her medical records before banging her. Also he wanted to get confirmation that she was 100% Jewish.


Smart on Bernstien's part since he picked her up through his radio show.


Was he playing "Dial-a-date" with Fred Norris?
Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:27 pm ]
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Jewish women are whores. True story.
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:40 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Bernstein said on his first date with his wife she wanted to bang him. But he said "No, let's take this slow".

I can buy that. Bernstein was probably scared of an STD. Wanted to get her medical records before banging her. Also he wanted to get confirmation that she was 100% Jewish.


Smart on Bernstien's part since he picked her up through his radio show.


Was he playing "Dial-a-date" with Fred Norris?


Pretty close to it. I think it went that he said on air he needed to find a jewish woman and his future wife sent in a fax. At least Dahl was smart enough not to marry the women who came up to his studio for a quickie
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:55 pm ]
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A listener who was not his wife set them up through fax, and not-yet-Senor specifically requested a blonde Jew -- a you-miss-100-percent-of-the-shots-you-don't-take of an ask if ever there were one.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 3/5 : sex talk
I thought Dan had said that Tom Shaer played cupid and introduced Dan to his future bride?
Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:51 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
I thought Dan had said that Tom Shaer played cupid and introduced Dan to his future bride?


Yes
Author:  Beardown [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:05 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
I thought Dan had said that Tom Shaer played cupid and introduced Dan to his future bride?


Yes


I thought the story was that Tom Shaer banged Dan Bernstein.

This is one of those things where everybody has a different version of the story. We'll never know the truth.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:18 pm ]
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oak forest blarney wrote:
Meatpants states that his lady threw him up against a wall.... poor wall.


Before or after they had sex?

Was it like a super-strength adrenaline thing?
Author:  Beardown [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:32 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
oak forest blarney wrote:
Meatpants states that his lady threw him up against a wall.... poor wall.


Before or after they had sex?

Was it like a super-strength adrenaline thing?


No

Spiegel's story about "Wife III" was that after their first date he extended his hand. Ya know, not assuming he could kiss her. And that she lunged at him to make out. He didn't say if they banged that night. But it was at that moment that Spiegel knew he would be getting his 3rd wife. And his divorce attorney was celebrating.
Author:  Exile on Route 41 [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:15 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
I thought Dan had said that Tom Shaer played cupid and introduced Dan to his future bride?


HAWAIIAN!
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:10 pm ]
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oak forest blarney wrote:
The boys are discussing the best time to have sex.

Enjoy.

A rapper named 88 keys once made a song about this very subject
Author:  scoregirl [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:38 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
oak forest blarney wrote:
Meatpants states that his lady threw him up against a wall.... poor wall.


Before or after they had sex?

Was it like a super-strength adrenaline thing?


No

Spiegel's story about "Wife III" was that after their first date he extended his hand. Ya know, not assuming he could kiss her. And that she lunged at him to make out. He didn't say if they banged that night. But it was at that moment that Spiegel knew he would be getting his 3rd wife. And his divorce attorney was celebrating.


Well, if he's approaching Wife III, then he must have one hell of a special....tongue. *shudders*
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:50 pm ]
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scoregirl wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
oak forest blarney wrote:
Meatpants states that his lady threw him up against a wall.... poor wall.


Before or after they had sex?

Was it like a super-strength adrenaline thing?


No

Spiegel's story about "Wife III" was that after their first date he extended his hand. Ya know, not assuming he could kiss her. And that she lunged at him to make out. He didn't say if they banged that night. But it was at that moment that Spiegel knew he would be getting his 3rd wife. And his divorce attorney was celebrating.


Well, if he's approaching Wife III, then he must have one hell of a special....tongue. *shudders*


Spiegel is also:

1. Losing a good bit of weight, especially in his face.

2. Is in a.....band, of sorts.

3. A Chicago talk radio veteran, and a successful(ish) one at that, with the years of paychecks and a contract extension to go with.

4. A sucker for that lovey-dovey crap.

Like it or not, MANY on the board have to admit that Spiegel has a few things going for him, not counting the, uh, measurables, shall we say?
Author:  scoregirl [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:09 pm ]
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
scoregirl wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
oak forest blarney wrote:
Meatpants states that his lady threw him up against a wall.... poor wall.


Before or after they had sex?

Was it like a super-strength adrenaline thing?


No

Spiegel's story about "Wife III" was that after their first date he extended his hand. Ya know, not assuming he could kiss her. And that she lunged at him to make out. He didn't say if they banged that night. But it was at that moment that Spiegel knew he would be getting his 3rd wife. And his divorce attorney was celebrating.


Well, if he's approaching Wife III, then he must have one hell of a special....tongue. *shudders*


Spiegel is also:

1. Losing a good bit of weight, especially in his face.

2. Is in a.....band, of sorts.

3. A Chicago talk radio veteran, and a successful(ish) one at that, with the years of paychecks and a contract extension to go with.

4. A sucker for that lovey-dovey crap.

Like it or not, MANY on the board have to admit that Spiegel has a few things going for him, not counting the, uh, measurables, shall we say?


On paper, he looks good. As a woman, I can appreciate the lovey dovey stuff and his talk about kindness. But then I hear stories about him getting really wasted at his age, where he's falling down drunk at a water park or yelling at his lady outside Wrigley, and I'm like "yeah, no"
Author:  Beardown [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 3/5 : sex talk
Yeah. Spiegel is one of those "Fake types" where he talks about love, kindness and emotion. In reality, he's a dick. He does this fake thing to keep picking up wives. Then they figure out he's a phony and divorce him.

He's gonna end up with 7 wives before he's done.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:46 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Yeah. Spiegel is one of those "Fake types" where he talks about love, kindness and emotion. In reality, he's a dick. He does this fake thing to keep picking up wives. Then they figure out he's a phony and divorce him.

He's gonna end up with 7 wives before he's done.


That's especially interesting considering that phantom transition segment where the producers and update guys all referenced Spiegel being a secret bad guy.

It's just, there's not much to reasonably deny about his curb appeal.
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