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Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

https://twitter.com/dan_bernstein/statu ... 0221353984

Who's the first loser on here to sign up for this?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:38 pm ]
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I was gonna say City of Fools, but I just saw that it costs money.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:40 pm ]
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Why, though.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:41 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Why, though.


Yeah, I don't get it.

Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:45 pm ]
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I'm gonna send one to good dolphin where I have Bernstein say "I have no rooting interest in your work, but enjoy your giant boobs."

Author:  Score is doomed [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:45 pm ]
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Wow, think of the potential for Julie and Goff to sign up.
Julie could call you a sexist pig and Goff could call people racists.
The money would roll in for them :lol:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:47 pm ]
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Hats off to Dan for finding a new way to separate money from idiots. You already know that Quad City Pat, Schmutzie Underscore, Great Email From Rudy, Amir, and everyone else who orbits Senor will sign up for videos that go "hey, Schmutzie, you're fun bad and members of Fun Bad!", or "I have one question: how does Quad City Pat get you closer to a championship?", and their hearts will flutter as they watch. Dan's probably gonna knock these out like Krusty the Clown laying down his voiceovers.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:47 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
I was gonna say City of Fools, but I just saw that it costs money.

That's why I assumed it would be someone other than Beardown.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:53 pm ]
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Score is doomed wrote:
Wow, think of the potential for Julie and Goff to sign up.
Julie could call you a sexist pig and Goff could call people racists.
The money would roll in for them :lol:

The only question for Julie's videos is when she tells her paypigs what bad people they are, whether the camera is on her face or her feet.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:58 pm ]
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Is he hard up for cash or something?

Author:  Brick [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:10 pm ]
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Oh hell yes!

Author:  Brick [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:11 pm ]
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I'm going to have Dan do a video congratulating the Tournament Of Champions winner.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:12 pm ]
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Great Cameo today.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:12 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I'm going to have Dan do a video congratulating the Tournament Of Champions winner.

:lol:

I actually believe this may happen.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:14 pm ]
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Sounds like a Northian kind of thing.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:16 pm ]
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Why the christing blue merry fuck would anyone pay for this?

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:17 pm ]
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Welcome to the Gig Economy, Dan! If only more LeBron talk could have saved you from this!

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:18 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Why the christing blue merry fuck would anyone pay for this?


JDC has 47 patreons. Obviously people will pay for all sorts of crap. Heck I bought Pulte.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:19 pm ]
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We've just sent out your Cameo request to Dan Bernstein via non-GMO carrier pigeon. While they've been bred to fly faster than the speed of sound, our pigeons can get a bit distracted and sidetracked at times. So it may take up to a week for your Cameo to be completed.

While you wait, think of the best ways to deliver your amazing Cameo as we'll feature your reaction video on @bookcameo. You'll get an email when it's ready, but if you get antsy you can check the status of your request here:

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:22 pm ]
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I'm doing this.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:24 pm ]
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That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.

Author:  Score is doomed [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:26 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Nas [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:26 pm ]
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Does Julie have one? Post the link.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:27 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.

What did you ask him to say?

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:27 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.

:lol:

Asking him to read your W-2 to the board was probably ambitious. Try something simpler.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:28 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.


How does that get us closer to 20 dollars?!?!!

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:28 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:

Who's the first loser on here to sign up for this?

Well that didn't take long.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:28 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Nas wrote:
That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.

:lol:

Asking him to read your W-2 to the board was probably ambitious. Try something simpler.


America’s W-2, perhaps?

Author:  Nas [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:29 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.

What did you ask him to say?


MANY people are saying that this is the best sports message board in Chicago.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:29 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
That was quick. Sad!

Your Cameo request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined

Your request for Chicagofanatics.com has been declined
Your card has not been charged. Although we try to deliver on 100% of requests, sometimes certain requests are confusing, difficult, or not in line with an athlete's or influencer's image. We encourage you to try again and we apologize for the inconvenience.

Not looking good. I'll have to hire Goff or Chet.

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