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McDoink asks the dumbest question ever
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Author:  Beardown [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:19 pm ]
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And Mac is giving him shit about it.

He asked Ron Majors the following question.

McDoink: How in the hell to you get a horse from Ireland to America.

Majors: Well, they put them in a plane.

I'm with Mac. How the hell did McDoink think such a thing happens? How does one ask that question. I was told McDoink was smart.
Author:  312player [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:30 pm ]
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What a dummy, He must think we assemble tanks in pieces in the Middle east.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:32 pm ]
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To be fair, they might've also come over on some hoity-toity yacht or something.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:34 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
To be fair, they might've also come over on some hoity-toity yacht or something.

Screw your yacht and the horse that road in on it!
Author:  Beardown [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:48 pm ]
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McDoink: I've got a question for you, Bernstein.

Bernstein: Ok, shoot.

McDoink: America was undiscovered. Just natives. How the hell did we get black people over here from Africa to be our slaves?

Bernstein: Oy. We're gonna take a break.

McDoink: What?

Bernstein: No. Trust me. We're gonna have a talk during the break.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:53 pm ]
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Singing "Horse on a Yacht" to the tune of "Fox on the Run" is way more fun than it should be.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:58 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
To be fair, they might've also come over on some hoity-toity yacht or something.


A friend of mine bought a horse from England and it was brought over on a boat (along with Mulligan's giddy aunt).

Curious Hair wrote:
Singing "Horse on a Yacht" to the tune of "Fox on the Run" is way more fun than it should be.


The video for that is entertaining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdFA6sI6-8
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2018 4:59 pm ]
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I was thinking the other day if a portion of his success can be attributed to his name. I mean "Connor McKnight" is a pretty good name.

I wonder if he'd be where he is with the name John Wilson or Ray Simonson.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:04 pm ]
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His name is so close to that of Edmonton Oilers phenom Connor McDavid. Scoreboard updates from Wayne Gretson can't be far behind.
Author:  Beardown [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:04 pm ]
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I forget the actual question. But I caught their show a couple of weeks ago. They had a guest on. And McDoink asked another dumb ass question where the answer was obvious. The question was just stupid. One that nobody with a brain would ask. And the guest paused before telling him the common sense answer.

I've concluded that while McDoink is well spoken, he's just not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

That can be possible contrary to what Bernstein thinks. You can have a Chicago accent and be smart. You can have an English degree like McDoink and be a dumb ass.

Careful what you wish for, Bernstein. You just might get it. And you did.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:11 pm ]
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What's the origin of "McDoink"? Did he call himself "Connor McDoink" at the beginning or the end of an update?
Author:  Beardown [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:18 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
What's the origin of "McDoink"? Did he call himself "Connor McDoink" at the beginning or the end of an update?


Yes.
Author:  Brick [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:23 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
His name is so close to that of Edmonton Oilers phenom Connor McDavid. Scoreboard updates from Wayne Gretson can't be far behind.

It's Gretzky.
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:47 pm ]
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Horses can swim
Author:  Beardown [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:53 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Horses can swim


I'm thinking McDoink thought that might have been how the horse crossed the big pond. I'm not joking. That boy ain't right. Because he asked the question generally not knowing how such a thing could happen. You could hear it in his voice.

I'm still amazed that such a question could be asked by anybody over the age of 5.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:55 pm ]
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Obligatory response to a mention of Ron Magers
Author:  Beardown [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:58 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Obligatory response to a mention of Ron Magers


Well, that's a good reason to skip a court date.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:59 pm ]
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Too drunk, too stoned, too fast, TOO GOOD.

I miss that old channel 5 news theme. We were a channel 5 family until the Jerry Springer segments made Ron Magers and Carol Marin quit.
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