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| Author: | Ron Wolfley [ Tue May 22, 2018 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
He said he wouldn’t know how to turn it one on either. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue May 22, 2018 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
As shocking as finding out... Les has never used Facetime Mully has never eaten kale Hanley has never skateboarded Laurence has never been turned down for a date |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue May 22, 2018 11:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
The fact that he loves to fish and does all of the things an avid fisherman has to do in order to fish is really incongruous with this Fraiser/Niles image of himself he tries to portray. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Tue May 22, 2018 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Fly fisherman would better fit that narrative. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue May 22, 2018 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Ron Wolfley wrote: He said he wouldn’t know how to turn it one on either.  I was on my riding mower cutting the grass while listening to the show. I about had to stop for a moment I was laughing to hard as he was talking about not even knowing how to turn one on. He is a piece of work |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Tue May 22, 2018 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
100% believable. this is the guy who called a technician to fix his garage door. problem? - leaf blocking sensor solution? - remove leaf |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue May 22, 2018 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Kirkwood wrote: 100% believable. this is the guy who called a technician to fix his garage door. problem? - leaf blocking sensor solution? - remove leaf Fuckin soy boy |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Tue May 22, 2018 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Well he won’t get killed under a riding mower at 9 at night at least. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 22, 2018 2:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Are you from the future?  What the hell is a "soy boy"? |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue May 22, 2018 2:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
It's the new alt-right insult to the progressively inclined. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 22, 2018 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Did Bernsie grow up with a silver spoon in his mouth? Other than people who did, I don't know if any man who never used a lawn mower as a teenager at the very least. NEVER used a lawn mower? IS that so hard to understand, FRANK? not everybody spends there mornings eating ommelettes, cutting (smoking) grass, and watching the SOX ?? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 22, 2018 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Jbi11s wrote: It's the new alt-right insult to the progressively inclined. Surely there's something more specific than that, no? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue May 22, 2018 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Don Tiny wrote: Jbi11s wrote: It's the new alt-right insult to the progressively inclined. Surely there's something more specific than that, no? A "soy boy" is a liberal man whose ethical vegetarianism leads him to consume large amounts of soy, which is reputed to raise the consumer's estrogen levels. Soy boys are known for making the "soy boy face," a strange and mirthless grin, as seen here: 
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue May 22, 2018 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
RFDC wrote: Ron Wolfley wrote: He said he wouldn’t know how to turn it one on either. I was on my riding mower cutting the grass while listening to the show. I about had to stop for a moment I was laughing to hard as he was talking about not even knowing how to turn one on. He is a piece of work Winner of the "subtle brag of the day" award. 1. Owns a riding mower = a. Owns big yard requiring riding mower b. Has money to purchase a riding mower Well played my friend.... 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 22, 2018 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Footage from Dan's first attempt at using a mower .... 
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue May 22, 2018 3:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Curious Hair wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Jbi11s wrote: It's the new alt-right insult to the progressively inclined. Surely there's something more specific than that, no? A "soy boy" is a liberal man whose ethical vegetarianism leads him to consume large amounts of soy, which is reputed to raise the consumer's estrogen levels. Soy boys are known for making the "soy boy face," a strange and mirthless grin, as seen here: How many of those pictures are of Jay Zawaski? The guy with the Cookie Crisp box looks like Aziz Ansari's friend in Master of None. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Tue May 22, 2018 3:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
the guy in the middle holding wii controllers has a head too big for his body. and his wrists are really dainty. |
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| Author: | Augie [ Tue May 22, 2018 3:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
David Lee Roth made a career out of that "grin". |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue May 22, 2018 3:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
How many here used one of these? 
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue May 22, 2018 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Me. We have one in the garage. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue May 22, 2018 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
I had to use one when I was a kid. That was a royal pain in the ass. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Tue May 22, 2018 4:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Had one as a kid. Wife bought one a few years ago because she’s a Luddite. I refuse to use it. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 22, 2018 4:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Peoria Matt wrote: Me. We have one in the garage. Beardown keeps his in the basement. Oh, you meant the mower. Sorry. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue May 22, 2018 4:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Don Tiny wrote: Are you from the future? What the hell is a "soy boy"? I didn't know what it meant, i saw hatchetman call somebody it a couple days ago n thought it was funny. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue May 22, 2018 5:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Bernstein has said this before. That he's never mowed a lawn. Why is it shocking? His Dad was rich and he hired landscapers. Makes perfect sense. Plus it was a way for Mr. Bernstein to have little Danny see Brown people. Not too many other chances in Deerfield. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue May 22, 2018 5:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Beardown wrote: Bernstein has said this before. That he's never mowed a lawn. Why is it shocking? His Dad was rich and he hired landscapers. Makes perfect sense. Plus it was a way for Mr. Bernstein to have little Danny see Brown people. Not too many other chances in Deerfield. You still moving lawn in the basement? |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue May 22, 2018 5:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Remember when Larry, without a hint of sarcasm, asked Dan if he changes the tank on his grill, or has someone do it for him? |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Tue May 22, 2018 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Curious Hair wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Jbi11s wrote: It's the new alt-right insult to the progressively inclined. Surely there's something more specific than that, no? A "soy boy" is a liberal man whose ethical vegetarianism leads him to consume large amounts of soy, which is reputed to raise the consumer's estrogen levels. Soy boys are known for making the "soy boy face," a strange and mirthless grin, as seen here: It's not a smile but similar to the fear grimace shown by apes. The soy boy face is the mark of an effiminate low t male who will let you fuck his wife/GF as long as he can watch. |
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| Author: | MajorKong [ Tue May 22, 2018 6:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
jimmypasta wrote: How many here used one of these? A woman? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue May 22, 2018 6:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/23: Bernstein has never used a lawn mower |
Those old-timey manual mowers seem like they would be nice to use. No noise, good exercise. |
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