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Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:56 am ]
Post subject:  8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

This is kind of amusing. Dan was talking about teenage girls he saw on their way to Lollapalooza.

Cut-off shorts that so short the pockets stick out!
Incredibly small bikini tops!
Cleavage Glitter!

The only thing missing was a sighting of Matt Abbattacola shouting "SLUT!" at them.

Author:  RFDC [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

They had Anthony Miller on. He was a great interview. Kid sounds he is going to be a special one. Bear fans will want to check out that interview

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Did he endorse these fashions?

Author:  veganfan21 [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

RFDC wrote:
They had Anthony Miller on. He was a great interview. Kid sounds he is going to be a special one. Bear fans will want to check out that interview


Is he trying out to be the play by play man.

Author:  RFDC [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

veganfan21 wrote:
RFDC wrote:
They had Anthony Miller on. He was a great interview. Kid sounds he is going to be a special one. Bear fans will want to check out that interview


Is he trying out to be the play by play man.

Not sure I follow...

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Curious Hair wrote:
Did he endorse these fashions?


He was surprised how revealingly they were dressed but didn't sound entirely disappointed at having seen them.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

He really shouldn't grapple them unless he's certain that she won't complain about it, as otherwise one of their parents might press charges.

Of course, Dan is coming to the realization, so to speak, that his daughter is only a few years from dressing like that and, if she's any kind of even average looking by that point, having dozens of teenage boys and probably a few teenage girls wanting to grapple with her fashions.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
He really shouldn't grapple them unless he's certain that she won't complain about it, as otherwise one of their parents might press charges.

Of course, Dan is coming to the realization, so to speak, that his daughter is only a few years from dressing like that and, if she's any kind of even average looking by that point, having dozens of teenage boys and probably a few teenage girls wanting to grapple with her fashions.

Yeah, I was wondering whether Dan grapples with fashions the way Paul Byrd struggles with pornography. Deep cut.

Author:  shirtless driver [ Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:38 pm ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Tad Queasy wrote:
This is kind of amusing. Dan was talking about teenage girls he saw on their way to Lollapalooza.

Cut-off shorts that so short the pockets stick out!
Incredibly small bikini tops!
Cleavage Glitter!

The only thing missing was a sighting of Matt Abbattacola shouting "SLUT!" at them.



mmmm, anyone else get aroused after reading this? I think "it" moved... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Tall Midget [ Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Tad Queasy wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Did he endorse these fashions?


He was surprised how revealingly they were dressed but didn't sound entirely disappointed at having seen them.


Doesn't Dan have a teen-aged daughter? Creepy.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Tall Midget wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Did he endorse these fashions?


He was surprised how revealingly they were dressed but didn't sound entirely disappointed at having seen them.


Doesn't Dan have a teen-aged daughter? Creepy.


thought he said they were looking at colleges

Author:  Exile on Route 41 [ Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Yeah, I remember him talking about his daughter as a toddler when listening to B&B in like 2003, so that would make her about college age now.

Probably nervous about her attracting white guys.

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

Exile on Route 41 wrote:
Yeah, I remember him talking about his daughter as a toddler when listening to B&B in like 2003, so that would make her about college age now.

Probably nervous about her attracting white guys.


There is zero doubt that the Bernsie kids will be marrying white people of a certain religious persuasion. Don't call that bigoted though.

Author:  sabu [ Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

suprisingly Bernise made no reference to how he watched those young girls, pants off, in his infiniti, parked by the el station with the hazard lights on, beating his miserable
small pud like it owed him money


fuck you bernise


later
sabu

Author:  whiskey dick [ Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

sabu wrote:
suprisingly Bernise made no reference to how he watched those young girls, pants off, in his infiniti, parked by the el station with the hazard lights on, beating his miserable
small pud like it owed him money


fuck you bernise


later
sabu


Sounds like he did what anyone else would have done given the circumstances.

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 8/6: Dan Grapples with the Fashions of Teenage Girls

sabu wrote:
suprisingly Bernise made no reference to how he watched those young girls, pants off, in his infiniti, parked by the el station with the hazard lights on, beating his miserable
small pud like it owed him money


fuck you bernise


later
sabu

I think he drives an Acura.

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