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12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
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Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:45 pm ]
Post subject:  12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
This section is pretty much dead, and for good reason, but here is something from today's show.

As he was giving advice to McDoink about buying engagement rings, Bernstein alluded to his "marriage metrics." A texter asked what those are (I think everyone knows what they are: 1. Jewish 2. from a well-to-do family) he said "when choosing from your cloud of candidates..." and then something about them having "...things on your checklist."

Zawaski said: "I thought the most important thing would be someone who could tolerate you."
Author:  KDdidit [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Someone whose parents were married for a long time was also on the checklist.
Author:  Brick [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Are you saying it isn't good advice by Bernstein?
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
KDdidit wrote:
Someone whose parents were married for a long time was also on the checklist.


It was, because that means their children are also more likely to be married for a long time.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Tad Queasy wrote:
This section is pretty much dead, and for good reason, but here is something from today's show.

As he was giving advice to McDoink about buying engagement rings, Bernstein alluded to his "marriage metrics." A texter asked what those are (I think everyone knows what they are: 1. Jewish 2. from a well-to-do family) he said "when choosing from your cloud of candidates..." and then something about them having "...things on your checklist."

Zawaski said: "I thought the most important thing would be someone who could tolerate you."

Where on the list was the “ stay skinny “ pact ?
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Tad Queasy wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Someone whose parents were married for a long time was also on the checklist.


It was, because that means their children are also more likely to be married for a long time.


It's still 50/50 regardless.
Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
How picky can he be? I can't imagine him fulfilling a lot of women's checklists.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
badrogue17 wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
This section is pretty much dead, and for good reason, but here is something from today's show.

As he was giving advice to McDoink about buying engagement rings, Bernstein alluded to his "marriage metrics." A texter asked what those are (I think everyone knows what they are: 1. Jewish 2. from a well-to-do family) he said "when choosing from your cloud of candidates..." and then something about them having "...things on your checklist."

Zawaski said: "I thought the most important thing would be someone who could tolerate you."

Where on the list was the “ stay skinny “ pact ?


I was waiting for that. :lol: There was a hesitation or two on his part which I assumed was him deciding not to say anything about that.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Now that's funny trolling!
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.
Author:  Freelance Mortician [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:19 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.


Clearly both.
Author:  Nardi [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:48 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.

You have to be aggressive when your choices are only 1% of the population. Inter-racial and inter-religious is great for everyone else but not for the Chosen.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Nardi wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.

You have to be aggressive when your choices are only 1% of the population. Inter-racial and inter-religious is great for everyone else but not for the Chosen.

Not a lot of “Guess Who’s Coming to Shabbat “ going on for sure
Author:  Panther pislA [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
doug - evergreen park wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Someone whose parents were married for a long time was also on the checklist.


It was, because that means their children are also more likely to be married for a long time.


It's still 50/50 regardless.

That can't even be close.

I would bet good quid that the 50% of that number who are divorcees is predominantly from the unconventional/distressed/broken home pile.

Once you have SEEN divorce firsthand - once you have seen people bailing after saying "no mas" instead of figuring things out or having made a good choice of each other in the first place - I would figure that it is then always in your bag as an option. What you see the authority figures in your life do when they handle adversity, you tend to lean toward, even if only sub-consciously. That's why they say "suicide runs in the family" as well. Same principle. That's how the person you respected the most did things when the going got tough.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
doug - evergreen park wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Someone whose parents were married for a long time was also on the checklist.


It was, because that means their children are also more likely to be married for a long time.


It's still 50/50 regardless.


Those were Bernstein's words, btw.
Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Boobs
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:40 pm ]
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That one, too.
Author:  BigW72 [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Panther pislA wrote:
Once you have SEEN divorce firsthand - once you have seen people bailing after saying "no mas" instead of figuring things out or having made a good choice of each other in the first place - I would figure that it is then always in your bag as an option. What you see the authority figures in your life do when they handle adversity, you tend to lean toward, even if only sub-consciously. That's why they say "suicide runs in the family" as well. Same principal. That's how the person you respected the most did things when the going got tough.


I nominate this for worst take of the year.
Author:  Panther pislA [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
wdelaney72 wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
Once you have SEEN divorce firsthand - once you have seen people bailing after saying "no mas" instead of figuring things out or having made a good choice of each other in the first place - I would figure that it is then always in your bag as an option. What you see the authority figures in your life do when they handle adversity, you tend to lean toward, even if only sub-consciously. That's why they say "suicide runs in the family" as well. Same principal. That's how the person you respected the most did things when the going got tough.


I nominate this for worst take of the year.

Okay. You are right. The apple does indeed fall waaay the fuck away from the tree!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Beardown [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
Bernstein's "Real" metrics for getting a wife. The one he won't say on the air.

1. Jewish.

2. Don't be black.

3. Parents are rich.

4. Skinny.

5. College educated.

6. Don't be black.

Trust me, his kids have been given these orders.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
badrogue17 wrote:
Nardi wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.

You have to be aggressive when your choices are only 1% of the population. Inter-racial and inter-religious is great for everyone else but not for the Chosen.

Not a lot of “Guess Who’s Coming to Shabbat “ going on for sure


Image

Jewish dad nightmare
Author:  Beardown [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:26 pm ]
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I always tried to tell Goff that Bernstein was racist. He wouldn't hear me. Now he knows. This "bleeding heart" liberal shit is for the radio. In real life, Bernstein is a racist, sexist conservative. I'm convinced he voted for Trump. The fact that he claimed that he told his son that Trump was gonna round up the Jews was for shock radio.

I'm the best at reading people. So don't question me on this.
Author:  FrankDrebin [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Nardi wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.

You have to be aggressive when your choices are only 1% of the population. Inter-racial and inter-religious is great for everyone else but not for the Chosen.

Not a lot of “Guess Who’s Coming to Shabbat “ going on for sure


Image

Jewish dad nightmare



This will be deleted.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:57 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Nardi wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.

You have to be aggressive when your choices are only 1% of the population. Inter-racial and inter-religious is great for everyone else but not for the Chosen.

Not a lot of “Guess Who’s Coming to Shabbat “ going on for sure


Image

Jewish dad nightmare



This will be deleted.



Why? There is no nudity.

The director Ms. Joanna Angel is Jewish and the guy on the cover chose to be there. Everyone there are consenting adults.
Author:  FrankDrebin [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:06 pm ]
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
FrankDrebin wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Nardi wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.

You have to be aggressive when your choices are only 1% of the population. Inter-racial and inter-religious is great for everyone else but not for the Chosen.

Not a lot of “Guess Who’s Coming to Shabbat “ going on for sure


Image

Jewish dad nightmare



This will be deleted.



Why? There is no nudity.

The director Ms. Joanna Angel is Jewish and the guy on the cover chose to be there. Everyone are consenting adults.


Tatted up girl's left nipple is exposed.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:06 pm ]
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
FrankDrebin wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Nardi wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Bernstein found his wife begging for a date on his radio show. I'm not sure whether that speaks to his or his future wife's desperation.

You have to be aggressive when your choices are only 1% of the population. Inter-racial and inter-religious is great for everyone else but not for the Chosen.

Not a lot of “Guess Who’s Coming to Shabbat “ going on for sure


Image

Jewish dad nightmare



This will be deleted.



Why? There is no nudity.
You mean aside from the nipple?
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:12 pm ]
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Damn yall some nipple detectives. Sorry my eyes went to DAT ASS instead
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:16 pm ]
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That's a lot of ink for a Nice Jewish Girl.
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:05 pm ]
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You can hardly see dem nipples.
Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 12/17: Bernstein's Marriage Metrics
It's cringe worthy radio, and some of the worst advice you could give someone. Let her pick out the ring. Ask beforehand. For someone who is so woke he certainly reverts back to some very traditional gender role values on this subject. He's an absolute authority on how to get engaged- a 9- WAR observer for sure.
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