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Post subject: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:02 am

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Does anyone else find it odd that Katie Nolan is coming on the show today at 10?

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:08 am

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mcdoink spoke to leery about how to be really creepy with katie.... will be must listen.

If bernstein had any balls he'd bring up this tweet if the opportunity arose

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:59 am

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:00 am

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:02 am

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:03 am

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:04 am

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:07 am

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nothing makes creeper dudes overrate an average girl like her ability to talk sports...well, maybe being easy...but talking sports is second

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:11 am

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This girl is clearly above average.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:54 am

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Is she though? Average may be too harsh. You can find a Katie Nolan level girl at any run of the mill Irish bar in this city any day of the week. Maybe the more correct description is an obtainable level of beauty

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:02 am

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Am I the only one clearly seeing padded bras?

I follow her on IG. She’s cute and funny, but yeah, not the heavy chested type Dan Bernstein risks his job over.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:12 am

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good dolphin wrote:

No St. Ignatius boner?

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:49 am

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She's promoting something.

I assume that tweet will not be mentioned, although it would be amusing if it were.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:58 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

No St. Ignatius boner?

oh, her look is 100% my type. The heart wants what the heart wants but that doesn't restrict me from observing the greater objective beauty of someone, for instance, like Alexandra Daddario.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:00 pm

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her eyes creep me out.

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:09 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

her eyes creep me out.

For me, it's the dimples...kind of Jokeresque.

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GoldenJet

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:12 pm

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She's adorable. Kinda like Stephanie Ruhle...who is also absolutely brilliant...which is hot too.

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:14 pm

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I like her. Her only strike is being a Boston fan.

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:15 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

her eyes creep me out.

Homo ^

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:31 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

She's adorable.

Yep.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:33 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

her eyes creep me out.

Homo ^

Yeah, no. Doug's wife is super-nice and super-cute.

Friendliest person I ever met at Lakemoorfest.

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 3:34 pm

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I haven't seen this kind of shameless lusting over a mid-level sports media personality since Ogie and Dave Portnoy

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 3:42 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

You can find a Katie Nolan level girl at any run of the mill Irish bar in this city any day of the week.

You clearly have not been to some Beverly/Western Ave dive bars in a long, long time.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:07 pm

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This thread is a like a retrospective of my past avatars.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:24 pm

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This thread is interesting.

I’ve learned now there are two types of hotness:

Attainably hot

Unattainably hot

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:21 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

I had a 7th grade teacher who looked like that. She was sitting in my seat one day, told me she was keeping it warm for me, then winked at me. I fell in lust that day.

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:25 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

She's adorable. Kinda like Stephanie Ruhle...who is also absolutely brilliant...which is hot too.

Agreed. I always worried that it meant that I'm too much the shut in. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:37 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

This thread is interesting.

I’ve learned now there are two types of hotness:

Attainably hot

Unattainably hot

The thread shows the board aren't a bunch of ignorant incels.

"Famous" people like Katie Nolan, Drew Barrymore, Julia Roberts aren't anything special but elevated due to their fame. There are plenty of more attractive ladies you can see walking around Chicago on a daily basis.

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Post subject: Re: Dan’s micropenis

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:39 pm