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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:48 pm 
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Has anybody else seen Bernstein's commercial on FB for El Ranchero? It makes his Cameron Hughes ads sound like he's Orson Welles.

Sadly, I can't get the URL to translate out of the FB app.

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that last line though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjrZNdFnOg4
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He used to rave about these. I tried them once. Just tore my mouth up. They’re hard as hell and definitely didn’t lead my taste buds to a champion-chip.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat
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billypootons wrote:
that last line though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjrZNdFnOg4

Plus the little skip in his voice when he says "but the decision is getting tougher." Looks like he's selling a timeshare in Daytona Beach.

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They are like rocks from what I remember. Also how the mighty have fallen.

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I like El Milagro or Mission. Calidad and Santitas are suppose to be good but I don't think I've seen them where I shop.

Occasionally Fritos scoops. MMMMMMmmmmmm
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I've been buying El Ranchero for about 15 years now. SOLID product.

Whoever puts Tostitos out at any kind of gathering should be shot.

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Douchebag wrote:
I've been buying El Ranchero for about 15 years now. SOLID product.

This man knows.

washingtonfootballteamgreg dislikes these and likes Chipotle. Sounds about right.

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I exclusively get my chips and salsa from Chipotle or Salsa 17. Store bought salsa is crap.

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kroger is in the process of slowly murdering the mariano's brand... but their store made chips and guac are still quite tasty
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Old Man Monkey Body should stick to radio.
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when i went out for lunch i caught the beginning of this read for this...even for Dan, incredibly over the top

Those other brands, you just taste the flavors on them. But with El Ranchero, you can TASTE THE CORN
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WHITE PRIVILEGE!!! Why would a WHITE MAN be the voice for clearly what is a Hispanic product!??!!? Taking away jobs and opportunities from minorities!?!?!? Racist Dan at it AGAIN! :roll:
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the update to HELLO AGAIN EVERY BODY HARRY CARAY FOR LA PREFERIDA FOODS that no one asked for.

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Douchebag wrote:
I've been buying El Ranchero for about 15 years now. SOLID product.

Whoever puts Tostitos out at any kind of gathering should be shot.


Yes, they are my favorite variety.

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Curious Hair wrote:
the update to HELLO AGAIN EVERY BODY HARRY CARAY FOR LA PREFERIDA FOODS that no one asked for.


maybe el ranchero first tried to get skip parry skip carey whos pappy was the legendary harry who's son is skip died in his sleep last night make that his son chip before realizing they were both dead
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the shear JEANIUS on display here again,,,as EXPECTED! FOR all you EXPERTS, all CHIPS are the SAME???

CORN
TORTILLA
SALt
OIL

fried, then use an impelment for DIP,,,,or for CHILI,,,,with HERSHE KISS of COARSE?? lol
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:lol:

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El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.
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KDdidit wrote:
El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.

Have you tried microwaving them?

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El Ranchero is alright. Donkey Chips are pretty good. Our preferred brand was the homemade chips from Berkot's, but the Orland location closed :cry: GONE!

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KDdidit wrote:
El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.


I like the integrity of the chips because they don’t break on the dip.

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It's like Captain Crunch, tears the shit out of your mouth if you don't let it soak in milk. Just have to let the chips soak in salsa or cheez.
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denisdman wrote:
I like the integrity of the chips because they don’t break on the dip.
Just double dip if that happens.
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If it's good enough for Bernstein, db, and denis I have to try it.

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Brick wrote:
If it's good enough for Bernstein, db, and denis I have to try it.

Most Pulte construction is done with El Ranchero chips.

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Douchebag wrote:
Brick wrote:
If it's good enough for Bernstein, db, and denis I have to try it.

Most Pulte construction is done with El Ranchero chips.

As long it's in the neighborhood of level and square, it's fine. Doesn't mess with the integrity. But one thing is for sure, you won't see a splinter of doug fir in a Pulte. Just home depot grade pine.
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Douchebag wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.

Have you tried microwaving them?

:lol:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
El Ranchero is alright. Donkey Chips are pretty good. Our preferred brand was the homemade chips from Berkot's, but the Orland location closed :cry: GONE!

Is Berkot's some south-burbs-only chain? I've never seen one in my life but I recently started hearing their ads on the radio.

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