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Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
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Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Has anybody else seen Bernstein's commercial on FB for El Ranchero? It makes his Cameron Hughes ads sound like he's Orson Welles.

Sadly, I can't get the URL to translate out of the FB app.
Author:  billypootons [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
that last line though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjrZNdFnOg4
Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
He used to rave about these. I tried them once. Just tore my mouth up. They’re hard as hell and definitely didn’t lead my taste buds to a champion-chip.
Author:  blackhawksfan [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Eagle Man: "I've got something for you."

Bernstein: "It's Eagle Man! He's dropping his rates!!!"
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
billypootons wrote:
that last line though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjrZNdFnOg4

Plus the little skip in his voice when he says "but the decision is getting tougher." Looks like he's selling a timeshare in Daytona Beach.
Author:  pittmike [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
They are like rocks from what I remember. Also how the mighty have fallen.
Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
I like El Milagro or Mission. Calidad and Santitas are suppose to be good but I don't think I've seen them where I shop.

Occasionally Fritos scoops. MMMMMMmmmmmm
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
I've been buying El Ranchero for about 15 years now. SOLID product.

Whoever puts Tostitos out at any kind of gathering should be shot.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Douchebag wrote:
I've been buying El Ranchero for about 15 years now. SOLID product.

This man knows.

washingtonfootballteamgreg dislikes these and likes Chipotle. Sounds about right.
Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
I exclusively get my chips and salsa from Chipotle or Salsa 17. Store bought salsa is crap.
Author:  billypootons [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
kroger is in the process of slowly murdering the mariano's brand... but their store made chips and guac are still quite tasty
Author:  Big Gunt [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:17 pm ]
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Old Man Monkey Body should stick to radio.
Author:  Bagels [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
when i went out for lunch i caught the beginning of this read for this...even for Dan, incredibly over the top

Those other brands, you just taste the flavors on them. But with El Ranchero, you can TASTE THE CORN
Author:  Big Gunt [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
WHITE PRIVILEGE!!! Why would a WHITE MAN be the voice for clearly what is a Hispanic product!??!!? Taking away jobs and opportunities from minorities!?!?!? Racist Dan at it AGAIN! :roll:
Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
the update to HELLO AGAIN EVERY BODY HARRY CARAY FOR LA PREFERIDA FOODS that no one asked for.
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Douchebag wrote:
I've been buying El Ranchero for about 15 years now. SOLID product.

Whoever puts Tostitos out at any kind of gathering should be shot.


Yes, they are my favorite variety.
Author:  billypootons [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Curious Hair wrote:
the update to HELLO AGAIN EVERY BODY HARRY CARAY FOR LA PREFERIDA FOODS that no one asked for.


maybe el ranchero first tried to get skip parry skip carey whos pappy was the legendary harry who's son is skip died in his sleep last night make that his son chip before realizing they were both dead
Author:  Big Brane [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
the shear JEANIUS on display here again,,,as EXPECTED! FOR all you EXPERTS, all CHIPS are the SAME???

CORN
TORTILLA
SALt
OIL

fried, then use an impelment for DIP,,,,or for CHILI,,,,with HERSHE KISS of COARSE?? lol
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:33 pm ]
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:lol:
Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:38 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.

Have you tried microwaving them?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
El Ranchero is alright. Donkey Chips are pretty good. Our preferred brand was the homemade chips from Berkot's, but the Orland location closed :cry: GONE!
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
KDdidit wrote:
El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.


I like the integrity of the chips because they don’t break on the dip.
Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
It's like Captain Crunch, tears the shit out of your mouth if you don't let it soak in milk. Just have to let the chips soak in salsa or cheez.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
denisdman wrote:
I like the integrity of the chips because they don’t break on the dip.
Just double dip if that happens.
Image
Author:  Brick [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
If it's good enough for Bernstein, db, and denis I have to try it.
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Brick wrote:
If it's good enough for Bernstein, db, and denis I have to try it.

Most Pulte construction is done with El Ranchero chips.
Author:  Nardi [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Douchebag wrote:
Brick wrote:
If it's good enough for Bernstein, db, and denis I have to try it.

Most Pulte construction is done with El Ranchero chips.

As long it's in the neighborhood of level and square, it's fine. Doesn't mess with the integrity. But one thing is for sure, you won't see a splinter of doug fir in a Pulte. Just home depot grade pine.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Douchebag wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
El Rauncho is like salted pieces of shattered sheetrock, argh.

Have you tried microwaving them?

:lol:
Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein's El Ranchero commercial
Frank Coztansa wrote:
El Ranchero is alright. Donkey Chips are pretty good. Our preferred brand was the homemade chips from Berkot's, but the Orland location closed :cry: GONE!

Is Berkot's some south-burbs-only chain? I've never seen one in my life but I recently started hearing their ads on the radio.
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