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Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:27 pm ]
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The Boers and Bernstein Tournament of Bad Selection Show starts at 5.

NFL Free Ajency starts at 3.

Dan's assertion that the regular season in the NBA is meaningless unless it reflects well on Lebron and the Heat starts at 1:06.

Do your thing SHARK.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:32 pm ]
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I'm so excited
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Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:37 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Dan's assertion that the regular season in the NBA is meaningless unless it reflects well on Lebron and the Heat starts at 1:06.


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Author:  SHARK [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:47 pm ]
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Well, there will certainly be a great deal of Knicks/Bulls' talk after Derrick Martell Rose took Jeremy Lin to school and moved Knicks' head coach Mike D'Antoni one step closer to unemployment. An update on what has now become the absolutely ridiculous Dwight Howard saga plus the latest on the NBA Trade Deadline are also on tap. Add NFL Free Agency talk, the NCAA's "First Four" in Dayton, OH tonight & a possible Blues/Blackhawks' preview and you've got the ingredients for the Tuesday "B & B Show". An exact game plan is still to come.

Author:  chibamm [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:16 pm ]
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Dan never crammed in college?

I find that hard to believe...

Author:  SHARK [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:30 pm ]
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Here's the Tuesday game plan:

*2p: The SCORE's own RED ALERT! RED ALERT!-"Bears/NFL FA Preview"
*3:30p: "The Second Half"
*5p: "The 2012 B & B Tournament of Bad Selection Show" w/Matt Abbatacola


Producers: Chris Tannehill & Ethan Shaw
"Scoreboard Updates": Drinky!

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:34 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
I'm so excited


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Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:35 pm ]
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chibamm wrote:
Dan never crammed in college?

I find that hard to believe...


Yeah I heard him say that. Makes me want to give him a big swirly in the Lamplighter stall.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:57 pm ]
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chibamm wrote:
Dan never crammed in college?

I find that hard to believe...

If he used lube, it's technically not "cramming".

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:54 pm ]
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What just happened?


Matt Abbatacola ‏ @MattAbbatacola
Well, that was great ... apologies to our last caller @670TheScore - maybe no more calls ever? @Boers_Bernstein

Author:  chibamm [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:58 pm ]
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Dan asked if the caller was in a mental institution.

The caller responded by saying his wife died 15 months ago.

B&B could care less.

Author:  chibamm [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:59 pm ]
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With Marshall coming to Chicago, Manning has to be out of the Dolphins picture.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:03 pm ]
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chibamm wrote:
Dan asked if the caller was in a mental institution.

The caller responded by saying his wife died 15 months ago.

B&B could care less.


Wow, classy.....all the way classy.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:05 pm ]
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To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:07 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.

I like this show but they have a pretty high Crying Callers ratio for a midday sports show

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:08 pm ]
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chibamm wrote:
Dan asked if the caller was in a mental institution.

The caller responded by saying his wife died 15 months ago.

How are either of those connected?

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:10 pm ]
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The whole thing was creepy as fuck and not the fault of B&B. The guy was fucking singing "Bear Down".

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:11 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:11 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The whole thing was creepy as fuck and not the fault of B&B. The guy was fucking singing "Bear Down".

:lol: Still....high crying ratio

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:11 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
To be fair, the guy was being a goof and should have been hung up on. He was singing Bear Down and everything in this creepy keep your kids away kind of way, and when Dan asked him if he was brain damaged I have to admit, the thought crossed my mind as well, then the guy kinda started crying and hung up so fuck him man.



Sounds like all the hallmarks of our very own Panther!

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:12 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
The whole thing was creepy as fuck and not the fault of B&B. The guy was fucking singing "Bear Down".

:lol: Still....high crying ratio


:lol: I'd like to see those statistics. I've cried while listening to M&H so I'm sure a caller or two has...

Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:12 pm ]
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My dear internet friends,

I think I know that guy. It was not me. I am something of an expert in mental institutions. Because I have been in a few. Yes, I am still alive. And I still love you. Be me! It is a holler.

-Your Pal,

Evil


P.S.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:20 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
What just happened?


Matt Abbatacola ‏ @MattAbbatacola
Well, that was great ... apologies to our last caller @670TheScore - maybe no more calls ever? @Boers_Bernstein


Given how bad he sounded on their air, I wonder what he sounded like when he was talking to the call screener?

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:24 pm ]
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Oh awesome! Bernstein says its important to have a backup who can play!

Real cutting edge there, BernSTINE.

Anyways, what time was that deranged caller? I wanna have a laugh.

Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:47 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Oh awesome! Bernstein says its important to have a backup who can play!

Real cutting edge there, BernSTINE.


In all fairness to Dan, that kind of thinking is cutting-edge for him.

Author:  Rod [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:14 pm ]
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If someone didn't know who bernstein was and they heard him yelling like a loon at Giacomo (you can find it on OKC's youtube channel), wouldn't you think it was possible he was in a mental institution- or needed to be?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:36 pm ]
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SHARK wrote:
Derrick Martell Rose

When did this start and when does it stop.

Author:  beni hanna [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:39 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
SHARK wrote:
Derrick Martell Rose

When did this start and when does it stop.

This is more in the spirit of SHARK nomenclature than "Pooh".

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:53 pm ]
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This is really good. They should let listeners do it from now on. Everyone has the theme by now...

Author:  8675309 [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:58 pm ]
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I think the concept is great but I didn't think many of these were all that funny or creative.
Canned Peas...Louie Anderson....State of Penn......weak.

I just thought of one - obvious forced laughter at things that aren't funny.

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