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You hired a microwave repair man, AND you need a repair man to change out your garbage disposal?

You no longer are allowed to carry your man card. Turn it and your balls in immediately after your shift.

Microwave breaks. You buy a new one.

Repaired.

Who amongst the men here cannot change a tire? I find this to be a man card staple.

beni hanna wrote:

Who amongst the men here cannot change a tire? I find this to be a man card staple.

Agreed.

SomeGuy wrote:

beni hanna wrote:

Who amongst the men here cannot change a tire? I find this to be a man card staple.

Agreed.

"It's not that I can't it's that I don't want to" = gayer

How the fuck do you find a microwave repairman?

Is Mancard revocation in order for not changing your own oil?

Not sayin', just sayin'...

How the fuck do you find a microwave repairman?

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Is Mancard revocation in order for not changing your own oil?

Not sayin', just sayin'...

Check with good dolphin. He seems to have a decent grip on all things manly.

I remember Mac once stating he's not a big "project" guy and doesn't understand guys who spend 2.5 hours on the weekend staining a door.

You no longer are allowed to carry your man card.

Darkside wrote:

You no longer are allowed to carry your man card.

I figured he lost it after he said a week or two ago that he didn't know what slicks and headers were. :lol:

Bernstein is not manly for many reasons but this isn't one of them.

manly....fuck, I'll wear a fucking tutu to work if I made his cash. who the hell cares?

But just be less prissy. I mean, it's like Nathan Lane is doing a sports talk show sometimes.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:17 pm ]
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You hired a microwave repair man, AND you need a repair man to change out your garbage disposal? You no longer are allowed to carry your man card. Turn it and your balls in immediately after your shift.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:18 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: You hired a microwave repair man, AND you need a repair man to change out your garbage disposal? You no longer are allowed to carry your man card. Turn it and your balls in immediately after your shift. Oh wow.....I guess a degree from Duke isn't all it's cracked up to be. Although I'm sure his son will take a look at it and fix it in 10 minutes with pliers and some twine.

Author:	Scorehead [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:20 pm ]
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I'm guessing that Berns cant change a light bulb.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:20 pm ]
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Microwave breaks. You buy a new one. Repaired.

Author:	Douchebag [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:21 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Microwave breaks. You buy a new one. Repaired. Right. Microwaves aren't exactly some expensive luxuary item. It would probably be more expensive to have one repaired than it would be to buy a new one.

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Author:	SomeGuy [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:22 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Microwave breaks. You buy a new one. Repaired. Yeah....I mean, how much do they cost compared to having a "Microwave Repairman" come and fix it? How the fuck do you find a microwave repairman? I bet BernSTINE is the one that will pay 40 dollars for a mechanic to change a headlight bulb or replace an air filter.

Author:	beni hanna [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:22 pm ]
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Who amongst the men here cannot change a tire? I find this to be a man card staple.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:23 pm ]
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beni hanna wrote: Who amongst the men here cannot change a tire? I find this to be a man card staple. Agreed.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:24 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: beni hanna wrote: Who amongst the men here cannot change a tire? I find this to be a man card staple. Agreed. "It's not that I can't it's that I don't want to" = gayer

Author:	SomeGuy [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:27 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: SomeGuy wrote: beni hanna wrote: Who amongst the men here cannot change a tire? I find this to be a man card staple. Agreed. "It's not that I can't it's that I don't want to" = gayer That's lame, even for BernSTINE. Cop-out talk.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:36 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: How the fuck do you find a microwave repairman? In your grocer's freezer.

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:03 pm ]
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Is Mancard revocation in order for not changing your own oil? Not sayin', just sayin'...

Author:	beni hanna [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:05 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: Is Mancard revocation in order for not changing your own oil? Not sayin', just sayin'... Check with good dolphin. He seems to have a decent grip on all things manly.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:38 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: Is Mancard revocation in order for not changing your own oil? Not sayin', just sayin'... That's a little different. Most apartments won't let you work on the cars in the lot. Some don't have jackstands or a place to put them.

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:22 pm ]
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My wife's motto: Why do it yourself when you can call someone? She also tells me "I don't want you to practice on our house". Hey, who am I to argue?

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Author:	Rod [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:46 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: How the fuck do you find a microwave repairman? Apparently, it's easier than finding a dishwasher repairman.

Author:	Chus [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:54 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: You hired a microwave repair man, AND you need a repair man to change out your garbage disposal? You no longer are allowed to carry your man card. Turn it and your balls in immediately after your shift. Maybe the disposal is for his bath tub.

Author:	Chus [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:56 pm ]
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beni hanna wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: Is Mancard revocation in order for not changing your own oil? Not sayin', just sayin'... Check with good dolphin. He seems to have a decent grip on all things manly. Dolphin does keep his pimp hand strong.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:59 pm ]
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This is a sensitive subject with me. I've never been "Handy Andy". A lot of guy's aren't. Mike North AND Mac have admitted to this in the past. I remember Mac once stating he's not a big "project" guy and doesn't understand guys who spend 2.5 hours on the weekend staining a door. I agree with Dan 100% on that one.

Author:	Spaulding [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:02 pm ]
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Bernstein is not manly for many reasons but this isn't one of them.

Author:	Cuda [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:10 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: You no longer are allowed to carry your man card. I figured he lost it after he said a week or two ago that he didn't know what slicks and headers were.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:25 pm ]
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when you mount your tire, use plenty of lube.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:27 pm ]
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Now you tell me...

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:28 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote: Bernstein is not manly for many reasons but this isn't one of them. You are wrong. No man should call a microwave repair man. That was pretty much the most ridiculous thing I think I might have ever heard. It's... just ridiculous. Really. I thought perhaps that was just him being a prissy fuck just you know for effect, or something, but hiring a guy here to do a 5 minute job under the sink is just frosting on a cake made of things that are not remotely manly. I mean he's hilarious, but jeebas is he... kinda girly.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:29 pm ]
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manly....fuck, I'll wear a fucking tutu to work if I made his cash. who the hell cares?

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:31 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote: manly....fuck, I'll wear a fucking tutu to work if I made his cash. who the hell cares? Well shit. I don't really "care" per se. It does have an effect on one's credibility though, in my opinion. Naturally, that's strictly an opinion. But if you're gonna try to talk sports for god's sake know that you just kinda replace microwaves. that's all. I'm not asking him to kill his dinner and skin it with a buck knife, or something. But just be less prissy. I mean, it's like Nathan Lane is doing a sports talk show sometimes.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:34 pm ]
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Wait,Nathan Lane is not manly???

Author:	Hatchetman [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:35 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: But just be less prissy. I mean, it's like Nathan Lane is doing a sports talk show sometimes. yeah, had he gone to say Morton East, he would have routinely gotten his head pounded in. however, he is a novelty. different than all the other meatheads. he's far above replacement level.