Going to try to keep this semi updated with the seasonal and ever changing straw man arguments and memes that Dan and Terry use. If this idea goes badly, I'm looking forward to it dropping off the first page and never spoken of again like most Eaglo Jeff jokes.

NBA
- White basketball sucks
- The regular season doesn't matter
- Arguing that LeBron is the GOAT while ignoring numerous playoff failures
-Can't be a 'true' NBA fan if you ignore how good LeBron is which no one does


NHL
- Talk more hockey/stop talking hockey
- Baiting callers who think fighting matters
- Basically reading SCH articles on the air


NFL
- Never draft a white running back
- Any player who is complimented with intangibles sucks


MLB
-Cub fans think Reed Johnson is a great player
-Juan Pierre is the worst thing to ever happen to professional baseball

Universal Truths
-There is no such thing as momentum
-Only parades matter. Any season that doesn't end with one is a failure
-Stats don't lie
-No such thing as 'clutch' or being better in a particular moment

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Team Cutler.

Greaf work, I have no doubt tbis will be a smashing success.

Cub fans think Reed Johnson is a great player

Anything that mocks B&B is great with me. The show is stale because of the tired baiting that goes on.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

LeBron James is an unstoppable force of nature (2003-2010), a sniveling coward (July 2010-June 2011), and an unstoppable force of nature (June 2011-present).

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bernstein never called him a "sniveling coward". Not even close. He just said he was disappointed in his decision.

Boers has NEVER changed his stance, and they even argued about it. Boers didn't even have a problem with "the decision".

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You said this before, but there are multiple threads in this section that indicate Bernstein had a much larger dislike than just disappointment.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Kid Cairo and Speeps switch days on who's going to be the Bernstein apologist. #campsgonnacamp

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Meant in half mock half appreciate. It's my favorite show by a mile and I listen everyday. Some of it is ridiculous and I think that's by design with Dan and Terry.

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Team Cutler.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

What is wrong with you man? You are a shell of your former self.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

If you liked the Bulls teams during the 90's, you were just a Jordan fan and not an NBA fan.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I think I've noted this before, but what's so funny about Bernstein's complete about-face on Lebron is that for someone who takes pride in bucking the ESPN conventional wisdom, he's somehow managed to get swept up in both overstated media narratives on Lebron.

It's true. Especially now. IF YOU ROOT AGAINST LEBRON YOU MUST THINK HE'S TERRIBLE AND IF YOU THINK HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE BASKETBALL STUPID STOP BEING BASKETBALL STUPID DON'T BE CLEVELAND.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Some of these are just ridiculous positions that Bernstein takes vs an actual strawman argument.

Agreed BD. The straw man is an alternative weaker position that someone excoriates to dismiss the actual argument. Most of the B+B bullshit this board throws under the straw man umbrella are just bizarre positions they take based upon a tweet or a text Bernstein received from an individual maniac that is then used to represent a majority of the population. It's a cheap form of generalization.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Hockey is a meaningless game that doesn't make any sense.

Hockey will forever be a second rate sport because of fighting.

Hockey fans are all weird racists.

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Say Dan McNeil 50 times and reference it to anything.

Waste 3 hours talking about restaurants and their non existent lives.

Is this exclusively when Jason co-hosts?

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Bullshit. He said a lot more than that.

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I meant specifically that term. He didn't use that term.

BTW Franky, who is that ugly mofo in your avatar? I always meant to ask you that.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I thought that was your lady friend, no?

You've lost my rookie of the year vote pal.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Nah, Kid has the quite the cutie.

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So it wasn't just me? It wasn't just time times I happened to tune in the last two days? It seemed like every time I did tune in they weren't talking about...anything. It can entertaining, and sometimes the best part of a show, when the hosts take a break from a more structured format and just BS for a little while but it seemed like that's all they were doing for the whole show. I can't even remember what they were talking about because it was just inane...like they didn't know they were on the radio.

I was looking forward to Terry being gone but didn't listen any more the last two days than I do when he's there. Tomorrow it's the contrived smarm of Rosenbloom and his never-emptying mouthful of saliva and then, what, two days of Laurence.

Fuck all that.

I've really, really soured on Jason lately. He brings nothing to the table, and he's got a really enormous opinion of himself that ruins any observations he has on sports, which is pretty much I listen in the first place.

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I'm sure she is a wonderful lady, I hope they get married and live happily ever after, until she finds out about the 32k+ posts on this site and leaves him.

She will never know "Kid Cairo". Ever.

Funny thing, Sunday I was on the board when she got here and she looked at my computer and said, "What's that, a message board?" I said, "Yeah, that's a sports board I go to every now and then to see what's going on." I quickly closed my browser.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Don't be too secretive about it, or she'll think you're checking out gay porn. Then she'll snoop and find out you are looking at gay porn.