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good dolphin

Post subject: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:45 am

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Could you please put up a Mark Buehrle growth chart or one of those measures they have along the door at 7-11, have Bernstine unknowingly stand next to it and snap a picture so that we may have a final disposition of the Dan's height discussion?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:50 am

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And make sure he isn't wearing Timberlands.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:52 am

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WARNING:

Possible obsession/unhealthy fixation

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:56 am

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T-Bone

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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:24 am

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:07 pm

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Ok serious Jimmy the Greek question... Why is it really that brothers can jump so damn high? I seriously do not mean to offend at all.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:02 pm

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Robert Traylor and Ted Washington could not jump over a phone book.

Basketball players can jump high because they are basketball players

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:05 pm

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I'm in the unfortunate category of "White Men Can't Dive"

I was on the swim team but never won any races cuz I sucked at diving....it was more of a plop. :oops:

Loved the swimming part though.....chicks dug seeing guys in the speedos....the bad diving was a turnoff I'm sure though.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:13 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Ok serious Jimmy the Greek question... Why is it really that brothers can jump so damn high? I seriously do not mean to offend at all.

Really? Do some research... Its not pretty.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:24 pm

1000 CLUB

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pittmike wrote:

Ok serious Jimmy the Greek question... Why is it really that brothers can jump so damn high? I seriously do not mean to offend at all.

That's the great thing about the internet. It has all of the answers. This is what "Yahoo answers" has on this topic. I don't know if the people answering are qualified, but they are answers.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070603111304AA08Tyw

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312player

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:29 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Ok serious Jimmy the Greek question... Why is it really that brothers can jump so damn high? I seriously do not mean to offend at all.

never heard of jacob tucker i see ...the denny's 2011 slam dunk ncaa champion?...5' 10" with a 50 inch vertical...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 6UzKptKPg0

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:31 pm

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312player wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Ok serious Jimmy the Greek question... Why is it really that brothers can jump so damn high? I seriously do not mean to offend at all.

never heard of jacob tucker i see ...the denny's 2011 slam dunk ncaa champion?...5' 10" with a 50 inch vertical...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 6UzKptKPg0

What the generic hell is Illinois College?

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312player

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:34 pm

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not sure..but that kid can jump..he is like a white ronnie fields

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:31 pm

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312player wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Ok serious Jimmy the Greek question... Why is it really that brothers can jump so damn high? I seriously do not mean to offend at all.

never heard of jacob tucker i see ...the denny's 2011 slam dunk ncaa champion?...5' 10" with a 50 inch vertical...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 6UzKptKPg0

LoL... ok my friend. You can have that guy, Ill take 85% of the NbA...

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 10:53 am

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lol

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Niel2760

Post subject: Re: Request to drinky

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 12:45 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

312player wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Ok serious Jimmy the Greek question... Why is it really that brothers can jump so damn high? I seriously do not mean to offend at all.

never heard of jacob tucker i see ...the denny's 2011 slam dunk ncaa champion?...5' 10" with a 50 inch vertical...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 6UzKptKPg0

What the generic hell is Illinois College?

You've never heard of the BlueBoys of Jacksonville, IL? Tsk Tsk

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