Here ya go, SHARK


Lazy

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Bumpity Bump Bump

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Let me set the table if I may....

After all the blabbering back & forth concerning creepy Jerry Sandusky and his sex abuse trial in Pennsylvania over the last several days on this program, might Terry & Dan B. get back to actual sports talk & related silliness as they return to the SCORE Studios downtown this afternoon between 1:15-ish & 6p? Let's hope they do.

Might the time be now for Terry to re-open his camp for White Sox 2B Gordon Beckham? Last night, Beckham smacked a 3-run homer to highlight a 2 for 4 Wednesday night in which he tied a career high 4 RBIs while Gavin Floyd was good at baseball for a change, going 6 1/3 innings in the Sox 7-0 shutout win over the Cubs.

I don't want to get too carried away, but I saw this stat on Comcast SportsNet's sports news show "SportsNet Central" late last night. Might #15 now be considered the latest in a long line of "Cub Killers"? With his 2 for 4 Wednesday night, Beckham is a lifetime .357 hitter vs. the Chicago National League Ballclub. It is Gordon's second highest career BA vs. any team. I'm not sure what it all means, but I'm sure the guys will have reaction of their own to last night's White Sox winner and whether or not the Sox should consider themselves sellers, not buyers, at the MLB Trade Deadline next month.

There's also the matter of LeBron James. His leg cramps aren't considered serious and will be good to go tonight when the Heat hopes to finish off the Thunder in Game 5 of the NBA Finals. LeBron suffered cramps and missed the final 56 seconds of the Game 4 win as Miami took a commanding 3-1 series lead on Oklahoma City. Could this be the night that LeBron wins his first NBA title? All signs seem to point that way for #6 and his Heat.

Of course, there's that creepy Jerry Sandusky character, too. They had Yahoo! Sports writer Dan Wetzel on the program in the second half of the show to update the guys on where things stand. Closing statements in this case are being read today and the judge plans on having the jury sequestered when they get the case, perhaps as soon as when Terry & Dan B. sign on this afternoon. I've got to think it'll be a legal upset if Sandusky is found not guilty, based on all the damning evidence I've read and heard to this point.

Last but not least, if the guys want to talk "Sports Biz" with Darren Rovell, this is their last chance to do so. Even though I follow Darren on Twitter @DarrenRovell, he's leaving CNBC and going back to the "Booyah Network" as Bernsy refers to ESPN. TheBigLead.com reported yesterday that Rovell is leaving the NBC Universal-owned business news/talk channel and re-joining the "All-Sports Network" for a second tour of duty there. Rovell will also cover sports business for ABC News, according to the Web site.

All of that, plus Gary from Evanston's favorite segment "Who Ya Crappin'?" come 5p. A word of warning though. "WYC" could be bagged depending on how soon jurors reach a verdict in the Sandusky Trial. I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Once a verdict is reached in the Sandusky Trial, it'll be hard to avoid.

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Hank, you are a rat bastard.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Nice impression. I scrolled past it, just like with SHARK.

the show jumped the shark when it got rid of the "country fiddlin"

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It was Ritalin, diddlin', and country fiddlin'.

But the whole state of Pennsylvania should be napalmed?

BTW, I thought that was their funniest/best tag line. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy. I don't believe I've ever heard the word diddlin' without being preceded by kiddie.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Janet Jackson made them change to "Ramblin, gamblin, and tons of lanolin." Just didn't have the same ring to it.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yeah that bitch's old titty fucked a lot of things up.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Going with the Rogers Park Bryan thread for this gem. LOoks like the adopted son is looking for money too.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index. ... kys_a.html

Attorney for Jerry Sandusky's adopted son, Matt, says he is a victim and would have testified
Matt Sandusky, through his attorney Andrew Shubin, said that he met with prosecutors this week to say for the first time that he is a victim of Jerry Sandusky, his adopted father.

Matt, 33, was adopted by Jerry and Dottie Sandusky as an adult, after going to live with the family as a foster child.

He has denied ever being abused by his adopted father until now.

"This has been an extremely painful experience for Matt and he has asked us to convey his request that the media respect his privacy. There will be no further comment," Shubin said in a statement.

Shubin also said Matt was prepared to testify truthfully at trial, if called by prosecutors.

In March, The Patriot-News reported that Matt had a rocky relationship with his adopted father. His biological mother told The Patriot-News she believed Sandusky had stolen her son from her.

His biological mom, Debra Long, testified before the grand jury in early 2011 about strange behavior she says she witnessed between her son and Sandusky.

Matt testified, too. But Sandusky's attorney, Joe Amendola said at the time that he was not worried about Matt's testimony, and that Long was making false allegations because she was angry at the Sandusky family.

During testimony at trial, Victim 4 told jurors that one time Sandusky began touching him during a shower, Matt Sandusky was present, but left the shower when the assault began.

edit: bernstein just announced this and the stream is probably slow.

I appreciate that "Crap" is in quotation marks, just to let everyone know that today's show won't consist of our favorite Bonanza enthusiast being cast in a scheisse movie.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Terry Boers: NFL Scout. Can watch a game of 8-9 year olds and know who will end up in the NFL.

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Tell me he didn't just say that!

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Why didn't Matt Sandusky come out sooner? Is it a tad late now? Right, Tad Late?

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We have an extra day thread. I'mma go Bernstein on ya.

Michael Sisak ‏@cvmikesisak

BREAKING: Court official announces jurors will be taking a dinner break from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. ‪#sandusky

Ben Jones ‏@Ben_Jones88

RT @MinkNate: Matt Sandusky is biological brother of Ron Heichel, convicted on first-degree murder in Aug 09 shooting of a Centre Hall man

Anyone want my audition time at Hoffman Estates' BWW for tonight?

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In case you are interested what a toothless hillbilly Sandusky supporter looks like.

Dan Wetzel ‏@DanWetzel

Rominger said gag order is unfortunate because Matt Sandusky charge is something theyd like to respond too.

Ben Jones ‏@Ben_Jones88

I visited Sandusky's house when I was in kindergarten. Today is one of those days when I try and forget that.

Nate Mink ‏@MinkNate

30-year-old Ohio man who will claim ‪#Sandusky‬ abuse on Rock Center tonight said abuse took place at Rose Bowl during 1994 season.

Pretty sure if my last name were Heichel I would demand people call me "Ice."

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The following are all attributed to Dave Marcheskie ‏@DMarcheskie
- Is Matt ‪#Sandusky‬ the bro of former Centre County DA Mike Madiera's wife, Lisa? In Nov AP article decld to name brother-in-law adopted by JS

- Madeira referred ‪#sandusky‬ case due to 'conflict' citing family tie.

- What did ‪#Madeira‬ know when he was DA? Depends when Matt Sandusky says he was abused by ‪#Sandusky

- ‪#Madeira‬ took over as DA in 2005 officially after Gricar vanished in 04. Matt's birth mom says she noticed strange behavior in 2001#sandusky

how about bad twitter humor.

Michael Sisak ‏@cvmikesisak
This may be the most Tweeted about dinner break in the history of dinner and breaks. ‪#Sandusky

Michael Sisak ‏@cvmikesisak
Waiting on the verdict in the makeshift newsroom at the Bellefonte Dairy Queen. ‪#sandusky

Hey, is Bernstein stealing my Bernstein bit in the middle of WYC?

SHARKI hanna

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