I don't know how the producers don't pull the shotgun trigger on the crappers more often.

Thank goodness Ten Foot Midget was made a Score employee because his craps took longer than a morning crap after a night of Mexican food and tequila.

Unemployed Lawyer needs to be employed because his craps are way too long also (stop quoting 50x each crap!).

Mr. Mouth needs to get to the point.

And Maddux Boy, just blow his ass up everytime.

Who are the all time worst crappers?

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Might be easier to list good ones....

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yup. North Side Pimp and......not sure.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

That would be a pretty short list.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Worst Rapists

Worst Serial Killers


they're all equally bad

It seems like the same crappers call into this segment every single week. CHANGE IT UP! Try to get some new crappers or discontinue the segment.

Black Physicist wasn't too bad yesterday but the previous couple of weeks his craps were so long that he had to read them very quickly which made it difficult to understand him. If he would cut them down quite a bit he'd be able to read them at a more comfortable pace...and get to the fucking point a lot sooner.

It's supposed to be "something someone said, not something someone did." In fact, Gary from Evanston's crap yesterday was so bad, he got shotgunned minus those weird sound effects at the end of his crap when he tried to crap ABC7's Michelle Gallardo regarding all the shootings in our city.

To me it sounds like everyone is just trying to sound like Bernstein, and they are WAY too longwinded. There should be a time limit on each crap (30 seconds) and Bernstein needs to stop reading them...I hear his annoyingly smarmy, condescending and arrogant voice enough. Ban Gary, Lawyer and any of the other regulars for a week or two and see if it improves. If not, then get rid of the shitty segment.

I'm just glad Mr Burns slipped into the ether.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

I think Black Physicist is a top 3 horrible B&B caller. I haven't heard him call in and make a good point. He also rarely has a concept of the topic being discussed at a particular time. It's like he just calls in without having listened to any of the show.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

But he's always so cordial when he finishes his unrelated point, like "okay, thanks for having me on, you guys have a great weekend." And without Black (Physicist), we're down one classic Buffone drop.

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He's been fading, and they know it. He hasn't made a good call in weeks. You can hear the disappointment ring in Dan's voice each time BP finishes up another lousy utterance.

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Dark Twain

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Hmm. So, which of the worst crappers are the potential serial killers and/or rapists?

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

That speaker phone kills me every time.

All of them.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The special agents had done their homework. From where the bodies had washed up, from what had been done to them, there could be no other time, no other place. Finally, after seven years and two dozen victims, they had him dead to rights. They drove north from headquarters, through fashionable North Side neighborhoods, up through comparatively hardscrabble Rogers Park. Their hearts beat out of their chests. The moment was nigh. The van pulled up. They drew their weapons and approached the front door. They knocked intently, wondering if they would have to break the door down, if a struggle would ensue, if their target would ultimately and all too immediately join those upon whom he had preyed. They knocked again. They heard a stir from within the bungalow. Restless. Eyes shifting. The door opened.

"UH, HI GUYS!"

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I always wondered if Black Physicist was Neil DeGrasse Tyson...the guy who is often on NOVA. But then I looked him up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson

Apparently he lives in NY, so it's unlikely.

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Most weeks it's predictable sycophantic claptrap so I don't listen. Another aspect/segment of programming that illustrates how they have become that which they once mocked.

Also they sound completely different, and NdGT can actually speak fairly eloquently. BP, meanwhile, hasn't put a call worth a shit together since before Bears season ended.

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