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| Author: | Jay1318 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Worst Crappers |
I don't know how the producers don't pull the shotgun trigger on the crappers more often. Thank goodness Ten Foot Midget was made a Score employee because his craps took longer than a morning crap after a night of Mexican food and tequila. Unemployed Lawyer needs to be employed because his craps are way too long also (stop quoting 50x each crap!). Mr. Mouth needs to get to the point. And Maddux Boy, just blow his ass up everytime. Who are the all time worst crappers? |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
Phil McCracken wrote: |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
Might be easier to list good ones.... |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:02 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Might be easier to list good ones.... Yup. North Side Pimp and......not sure. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
denisdman wrote: Might be easier to list good ones.... That would be a pretty short list. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:20 pm ] |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:29 pm ] |
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Worst Rapists Worst Serial Killers they're all equally bad |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
It seems like the same crappers call into this segment every single week. CHANGE IT UP! Try to get some new crappers or discontinue the segment. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
Black Physicist wasn't too bad yesterday but the previous couple of weeks his craps were so long that he had to read them very quickly which made it difficult to understand him. If he would cut them down quite a bit he'd be able to read them at a more comfortable pace...and get to the fucking point a lot sooner. |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
It's supposed to be "something someone said, not something someone did." In fact, Gary from Evanston's crap yesterday was so bad, he got shotgunned minus those weird sound effects at the end of his crap when he tried to crap ABC7's Michelle Gallardo regarding all the shootings in our city. |
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| Author: | Sum1Here [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
To me it sounds like everyone is just trying to sound like Bernstein, and they are WAY too longwinded. There should be a time limit on each crap (30 seconds) and Bernstein needs to stop reading them...I hear his annoyingly smarmy, condescending and arrogant voice enough. Ban Gary, Lawyer and any of the other regulars for a week or two and see if it improves. If not, then get rid of the shitty segment. |
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| Author: | A7X [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
I'm just glad Mr Burns slipped into the ether. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
Tad Queasy wrote: Black Physicist wasn't too bad yesterday but the previous couple of weeks his craps were so long that he had to read them very quickly which made it difficult to understand him. If he would cut them down quite a bit he'd be able to read them at a more comfortable pace...and get to the fucking point a lot sooner. I think Black Physicist is a top 3 horrible B&B caller. I haven't heard him call in and make a good point. He also rarely has a concept of the topic being discussed at a particular time. It's like he just calls in without having listened to any of the show. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
But he's always so cordial when he finishes his unrelated point, like "okay, thanks for having me on, you guys have a great weekend." And without Black (Physicist), we're down one classic Buffone drop. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
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| Author: | Dewskie [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Black Physicist wasn't too bad yesterday but the previous couple of weeks his craps were so long that he had to read them very quickly which made it difficult to understand him. If he would cut them down quite a bit he'd be able to read them at a more comfortable pace...and get to the fucking point a lot sooner. I think Black Physicist is a top 3 horrible B&B caller. I haven't heard him call in and make a good point. He also rarely has a concept of the topic being discussed at a particular time. It's like he just calls in without having listened to any of the show. He's been fading, and they know it. He hasn't made a good call in weeks. You can hear the disappointment ring in Dan's voice each time BP finishes up another lousy utterance. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: denisdman wrote: Might be easier to list good ones.... Yup. North Side Pimp and......not sure. Dark Twain |
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| Author: | Zizou [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:41 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Worst Rapists Worst Serial Killers they're all equally bad Hmm. So, which of the worst crappers are the potential serial killers and/or rapists? |
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| Author: | Cuda [ Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:09 am ] |
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Jay1318 wrote: Unemployed Lawyer needs to be employed because his craps are way too long also (stop quoting 50x each crap!). That speaker phone kills me every time. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:23 am ] |
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Zizou wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Worst Rapists Worst Serial Killers they're all equally bad Hmm. So, which of the worst crappers are the potential serial killers and/or rapists? All of them. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:19 pm ] |
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The special agents had done their homework. From where the bodies had washed up, from what had been done to them, there could be no other time, no other place. Finally, after seven years and two dozen victims, they had him dead to rights. They drove north from headquarters, through fashionable North Side neighborhoods, up through comparatively hardscrabble Rogers Park. Their hearts beat out of their chests. The moment was nigh. The van pulled up. They drew their weapons and approached the front door. They knocked intently, wondering if they would have to break the door down, if a struggle would ensue, if their target would ultimately and all too immediately join those upon whom he had preyed. They knocked again. They heard a stir from within the bungalow. Restless. Eyes shifting. The door opened. "UH, HI GUYS!" |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
I always wondered if Black Physicist was Neil DeGrasse Tyson...the guy who is often on NOVA. But then I looked him up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson Apparently he lives in NY, so it's unlikely. |
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| Author: | No Clever Moniker [ Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
Most weeks it's predictable sycophantic claptrap so I don't listen. Another aspect/segment of programming that illustrates how they have become that which they once mocked. |
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| Author: | Dewskie [ Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Crappers |
Jaw Breaker wrote: I always wondered if Black Physicist was Neil DeGrasse Tyson...the guy who is often on NOVA. But then I looked him up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson Apparently he lives in NY, so it's unlikely. Also they sound completely different, and NdGT can actually speak fairly eloquently. BP, meanwhile, hasn't put a call worth a shit together since before Bears season ended. |
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