Drinky and Goff are stupid. They totally didn't think it to be possible. Just dismissed it out of hand without even thinking like they often do.

Here. Fastest mile by an 8 year old. Ran it in 6:05. Konerko couldn't do it in 10 minutes. No doubt in my mind.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_fastest_mile_ran_by_a_8_year_old_child

I didn't miss you being around.

I'd rather deal with Keeping Score's creepy Taylor Swift fascination.

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Who would have a better batting average, Adam Dunn or an 8 year old?

More proof. Here's an 8 year old that ran the 40 yard dash in 5.30. Konerko has to be worse than that. We've all seen him run to first.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_fast_40_yard_dash_for_an_8_year_old_boy

Does the 8 year old get to train for a "few weeks" with "special shoes"?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I will always love you Beardown.

There are probably 4 and 5 year olds that could beat him and a lot of other guys.

My buddy who runs a lot of races used to hate this one 5 year old who would always beat him


"Little fucker is probably doping"

You do realize that the Rally Squirrel is doping, don't you?

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If we went to Kenya right now we could find thousands of 8-year-olds that could beat Konerko. LET'S ALL GO TO KENYA!!!!!

Well, at least his name isn't Lance Armstrong.

Unless said 8 year old can hit .350 with 35 home runs and play good defensive 1st base, I'll keep slow-ass Konerko.

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That's not what Terry's Peeps tells me.

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Keep breakin my heart, why don't you.

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Oy vey. Even when Bernstein explains it to Goff and Drinky they still don't understand it. There is proof you idiots. Not just the one that Bernstein gave. I gave you this kid running a mile in 6:05.

Like I've always said, drink and Goff argue with Bernstein just to do it and they often sound stupid for doing so.

Nobody's disagreeing w/ you, so who are you arguing w/?

I was talking to drink and Goff as they were still fighting Bernstein on this even after he gave them proof.

Of course there are fast eight-year-olds who could beat Konerko going down to first. drinky and Goff protested this idea more than they did when dan claimed to be able to dunk.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm a lowely cracker that shouldn't be allowed to play sports according to Bernstein and Goff and I remember running the mile the fastest in my class when I was 12. I'll bet an 8 year old Beardown could have beaten Paul Konerko in a mile run. Much like Forrest Gump, I could run like the wind blows.

No kidding, Joe. Goff and Drink just dismissed this idea like it was the dumbest thing they ever heard. Like it was simply impossible. For that, they proved themselves to be dumb.

Is that like being a little teapot?

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I was in the backyard with my kids. I asked one of them to do something and was told no. I turned around and started walking and my other kids told him to run....little shit sprinted out of the backyard and down the block without any hope of me catching him

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Something tells me that this is NOT the first time that beardown's computer has "8 year old boy" in it's search history. Wait, I guarantee it.

I'd bet Uncle Terry has far more pictures in his computer

Larry actually came by Uncle Teary's house, after grabbing a brew with his good friend Lance Briggs, and was really excited to help Teary clear out his cookies/browsing history etc. Really excited.