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I didn't miss you being around.
I'd rather deal with Keeping Score's creepy Taylor Swift fascination.
I'd rather deal with Keeping Score's creepy Taylor Swift fascination.
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Drinky and Goff are stupid. They totally didn't think it to be possible. Just dismissed it out of hand without even thinking like they often do. Here. Fastest mile by an 8 year old. Ran it in 6:05. Konerko couldn't do it in 10 minutes. No doubt in my mind. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_fastest_mile_ran_by_a_8_year_old_child |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
I didn't miss you being around. I'd rather deal with Keeping Score's creepy Taylor Swift fascination. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Who would have a better batting average, Adam Dunn or an 8 year old? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
More proof. Here's an 8 year old that ran the 40 yard dash in 5.30. Konerko has to be worse than that. We've all seen him run to first. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_fast_40_yard_dash_for_an_8_year_old_boy |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Does the 8 year old get to train for a "few weeks" with "special shoes"? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
sjboyd0137 wrote: I didn't miss you being around. I'd rather deal with Keeping Score's creepy Taylor Swift fascination.
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
I will always love you Beardown. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Does the 8 year old get to train for a "few weeks" with "special shoes"?  There are probably 4 and 5 year olds that could beat him and a lot of other guys. My buddy who runs a lot of races used to hate this one 5 year old who would always beat him "Little fucker is probably doping" |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
lipidquadcab wrote: I will always love you Beardown. You do realize that the Rally Squirrel is doping, don't you? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
If we went to Kenya right now we could find thousands of 8-year-olds that could beat Konerko. LET'S ALL GO TO KENYA!!!!! 
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
sjboyd0137 wrote: lipidquadcab wrote: I will always love you Beardown. You do realize that the Rally Squirrel is doping, don't you? Well, at least his name isn't Lance Armstrong. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Unless said 8 year old can hit .350 with 35 home runs and play good defensive 1st base, I'll keep slow-ass Konerko. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
lipidquadcab wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: lipidquadcab wrote: I will always love you Beardown. You do realize that the Rally Squirrel is doping, don't you? Well, at least his name isn't Lance Armstrong. That's not what Terry's Peeps tells me. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
lipidquadcab wrote: I will always love you Beardown. Keep breakin my heart, why don't you. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Oy vey. Even when Bernstein explains it to Goff and Drinky they still don't understand it. There is proof you idiots. Not just the one that Bernstein gave. I gave you this kid running a mile in 6:05. Like I've always said, drink and Goff argue with Bernstein just to do it and they often sound stupid for doing so. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Beardown wrote: Oy vey. Even when Bernstein explains it to Goff and Drinky they still don't understand it. There is proof you idiots. Not just the one that Bernstein gave. I gave you this kid running a mile in 6:05. Like I've always said, drink and Goff argue with Bernstein just to do it and they often sound stupid for doing so. Nobody's disagreeing w/ you, so who are you arguing w/? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Colonel Angus wrote: Beardown wrote: Oy vey. Even when Bernstein explains it to Goff and Drinky they still don't understand it. There is proof you idiots. Not just the one that Bernstein gave. I gave you this kid running a mile in 6:05. Like I've always said, drink and Goff argue with Bernstein just to do it and they often sound stupid for doing so. Nobody's disagreeing w/ you, so who are you arguing w/? I was talking to drink and Goff as they were still fighting Bernstein on this even after he gave them proof. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Of course there are fast eight-year-olds who could beat Konerko going down to first. drinky and Goff protested this idea more than they did when dan claimed to be able to dunk. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
I'm a lowely cracker that shouldn't be allowed to play sports according to Bernstein and Goff and I remember running the mile the fastest in my class when I was 12. I'll bet an 8 year old Beardown could have beaten Paul Konerko in a mile run. Much like Forrest Gump, I could run like the wind blows. No kidding, Joe. Goff and Drink just dismissed this idea like it was the dumbest thing they ever heard. Like it was simply impossible. For that, they proved themselves to be dumb. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Beardown wrote: I'm a lowely cracker Is that like being a little teapot? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
I was in the backyard with my kids. I asked one of them to do something and was told no. I turned around and started walking and my other kids told him to run....little shit sprinted out of the backyard and down the block without any hope of me catching him |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
good dolphin wrote: I was in the backyard with my kids. I asked one of them to do something and was told no. I turned around and started walking and my other kids told him to run....little shit sprinted out of the backyard and down the block without any hope of me catching him Tellin' the kid who's about to get a paddlin' to run... 
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| Author: | Harry Seaward [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Something tells me that this is NOT the first time that beardown's computer has "8 year old boy" in it's search history. Wait, I guarantee it. |
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| Author: | Score is doomed [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
I'd bet Uncle Terry has far more pictures in his computer |
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| Author: | Harry Seaward [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Of course an 8 year old could beat Konerko in a race. |
Larry actually came by Uncle Teary's house, after grabbing a brew with his good friend Lance Briggs, and was really excited to help Teary clear out his cookies/browsing history etc. Really excited. |
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