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Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table.

Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago.

Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza.

Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this.

Beardown wrote:

I haven't done the Beardown-O-Meter in a while, but this would be a 8.

Beardown wrote:

There should be a running count of how many times he makes a NBC reference this week.

BD wrote:

Beardown wrote:

There should be a running count of how many times he makes a NBC reference this week.

and/or Cheryl Scott.

It's takes a special man to make a boring actual story even more boring when they tell it!

Radio Magic!

Beardown wrote:

Giving the devil his due. :lol:

The way he told the story was like somebody telling their Vegas story about hookers, gambling and drinking.

You bought a pizza, Larry. That should never be made into a dramatic story. Only you would do such a thing.

As much as I hate Bernstein he made me crack up today.
Larry starts talking about how he's amazed that MLB players have travel issues. He then mentions how when he calls his......Travel Agent....he never has any problems.
Just as I'm thinking wow a travel agent....Bernstein pauses and in a mocking tone says you really use a travel agent.
I'm pretty sure I heard Larrys heart break.

8675309 wrote:

Did Larry enlighten us all as to why he uses an ancient method of booking flights?

Didn't hear Larry today, but bases touched, lemme guess.

-Comics
-Mom
-DePaul
-Ch. 5
-Working Out
-Playing Catcher
-Fake Dates
-Briggs, Tillman, Alex or Mike Brown, Dez Clark

And he thinks Matt Forte should get paid but he understands the Bears not wanting to pay him.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

And he thinks Matt Forte should get paid but he understands the Bears not wanting to pay him.

Sucking up to players and management at the same time is essence d'Larry.

Dave In Champaign wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

And he thinks Matt Forte should get paid but he understands the Bears not wanting to pay him.

Sucking up to players and management at the same time is essence d'Larry.

He picks and chooses. Sucks up to black players on the Bears cuz he has to deal with them. Wants them to be his friend. Pisses on the white players of the teams he doesn't cover. He's all about his personal agenda at all times.

I've said it before. It's always been important to Larry that the black players on the Bears love him. He'll deny it. But it's true.

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:39 pm ]
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Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this.

Author:	Dave In Champaign [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:56 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well-done all around, but this in particular could be a direct quote.

Author:	spmack [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:02 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this. I haven't done the Beardown-O-Meter in a while, but this would be a 8.

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:05 pm ]
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I reported Larry's story mostly word for word. You have to give me some poetic licence to exaggerate his simpleton personality. I mean, this story he told is something you would hear from a 3-year-old or a mentally challenged person.

Author:	A7X [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:07 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this. Giving the devil his due.

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Author:	Curious Hair [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:14 pm ]
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What I really took from that was that he works at channel 5.

Author:	MattInTheCrown [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:22 pm ]
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This doesn't have anything to do with the thread per se, but I thought here'd be as good a place as any to bitch about Holmes. What it is, is I figured out what Holmes' annoying, overly-enthusiastic fake laugh reminds me of: Crazy Legs! ETA: we got another one, btw. Sheary over at DePaul sorts out some business or other of his. I can't be troubled to remember exactly what.

Author:	BD [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:33 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this. There should be a running count of how many times he makes a NBC reference this week.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:35 pm ]
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My grandmother has that NBC Nonstop channel, so when I'm over there I see a little bit of that. After the 6:00 news, they do more news, except nobody's mics work and there's too much ambient reverb. It feels like high-budget public access. I wish it would stop.

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:00 pm ]
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I only hear Larry on the B&B show. I've figured him out. He's a simpleton. He talks without saying anything. He kills air time by doing the following: 1. The fake laugh. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" to any dumb joke that B&B say. Sometimes he'll just do it when there is no intened joke by his Gods. 2. Long, dramatic stories about simple things in a slow, deliberite, "Bernstein-style" voice. 3. Repeat things that Bernstein says right after Bernstein says them. Or Larry says things that he has heard Berntein say in the past to get Berntein to say "You're right. I've said that too." 4. Bad jokes. I mean bad "white people" jokes. Oy. 5. Suck off Berntein at any and every opportunity. That's Larry.

Author:	RFDC [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:00 pm ]
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spmack wrote: Beardown wrote: Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this. I haven't done the Beardown-O-Meter in a while, but this would be a 8. Yeah not bad, I chuckled

Author:	Franky T [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:03 pm ]
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BD wrote: Beardown wrote: Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this. There should be a running count of how many times he makes a NBC reference this week. and/or Cheryl Scott.

Author:	Tall Midget [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:36 pm ]
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Franky T wrote: BD wrote: Beardown wrote: Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this. There should be a running count of how many times he makes a NBC reference this week. and/or Cheryl Scott. I counted two Cheryl Scott mentions just in the five minutes it took me to drive from Whole Foods in Evanston to the Jewel down the street.

Author:	bigfan [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:41 pm ]
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It's takes a special man to make a boring actual story even more boring when they tell it! Radio Magic!

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:18 pm ]
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Larry: I'm not at twitter or facebook anymore, Todo. No block button. Beardown: No you're not, Larry. No you're not. Your bullshit and jack ass behavior gets exposed on CSFMB. Truth happens here. Larry:

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Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:26 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: It's takes a special man to make a boring actual story even more boring when they tell it! Radio Magic! It was amazing. Millions of people get take-out pizza every day in the United States. I don't think any one of them have made it into an enthusiastic, passionate, 3-minute-story to their friends and family, let alone a Chicago radio audience. The way he told the story was like somebody telling their Vegas story about hookers, gambling and drinking. You bought a pizza, Larry. That should never be made into a dramatic story. Only you would do such a thing.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:50 pm ]
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A7X wrote: Beardown wrote: Besides sucking Dan's cock when he subs for Terry, Larry is good about making simple daily events into dramatic stories with his slow delivery. This happened about 20 minutes ago. Larry: So, I'm done at NBC 5 and I'm hungry, Dan. Normally when I'm hungry I get something to eat. I'm not sure if other people do that. Anyway, what I did was I went to a pizza place. And I'm thinking, it's late,I'll get a table. Well, it was packed. So, thinking on my feet, I went to something called "The Take Out section". That's where I saw a guy behind the counter and I said, "Look, I'd like to order a pizza to go. Can you hook up a brother up?" And the guy behind the counter said, "Twenty minutes, dog". And I was like, "Great". So, what I did was wait the 20 minutes, got my pizza and then I went home. You're not gonna believe the rest of this story, Dan. I went home, opened the pizza box and ate the pizza. Dan: Oy. We'll be back after this. Giving the devil his due. I shall as well ... <doffs cap>

Author:	8675309 [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:55 pm ]
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As much as I hate Bernstein he made me crack up today. Larry starts talking about how he's amazed that MLB players have travel issues. He then mentions how when he calls his......Travel Agent....he never has any problems. Just as I'm thinking wow a travel agent....Bernstein pauses and in a mocking tone says you really use a travel agent. I'm pretty sure I heard Larrys heart break.

Author:	Sal Uki [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:34 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: The way he told the story was like somebody telling their Vegas story about hookers, gambling and drinking. You bought a pizza, Larry. That should never be made into a dramatic story. Only you would do such a thing. Just wait until he finds out about diginoros.

Author:	bigfan [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:39 pm ]
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8675309 wrote: As much as I hate Bernstein he made me crack up today. Larry starts talking about how he's amazed that MLB players have travel issues. He then mentions how when he calls his......Travel Agent....he never has any problems. Just as I'm thinking wow a travel agent....Bernstein pauses and in a mocking tone says you really use a travel agent. I'm pretty sure I heard Larrys heart break. Did Larry enlighten us all as to why he uses an ancient method of booking flights?

Author:	donspiracy [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:42 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: 8675309 wrote: As much as I hate Bernstein he made me crack up today. Larry starts talking about how he's amazed that MLB players have travel issues. He then mentions how when he calls his......Travel Agent....he never has any problems. Just as I'm thinking wow a travel agent....Bernstein pauses and in a mocking tone says you really use a travel agent. I'm pretty sure I heard Larrys heart break. Did Larry enlighten us all as to why he uses an ancient method of booking flights? Two reasons. 1. Tried to act like he has connections at Depaul. 2. Tried to act like he talked to a woman other than his mother or co-workers.

Author:	bigfan [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:00 pm ]
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Didn't hear Larry today, but bases touched, lemme guess. -Comics -Mom -DePaul -Ch. 5 -Working Out -Playing Catcher -Fake Dates -Briggs, Tillman, Alex or Mike Brown, Dez Clark

Author:	donspiracy [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:03 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: Didn't hear Larry today, but bases touched, lemme guess. -Comics -Mom -DePaul -Ch. 5 -Working Out -Playing Catcher -Fake Dates -Briggs, Tillman, Alex or Mike Brown, Dez Clark He knocked out at least half of those, but we do have all week.

Author:	Rod [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:04 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: Didn't hear Larry today, but bases touched, lemme guess. -Comics -Mom -DePaul -Ch. 5 -Working Out -Playing Catcher -Fake Dates -Briggs, Tillman, Alex or Mike Brown, Dez Clark And he thinks Matt Forte should get paid but he understands the Bears not wanting to pay him.

Author:	Colonel Angus [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:12 pm ]
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Tomorrow he'll tell the story about the shit he took tonight.

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:33 pm ]
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Dave In Champaign wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: And he thinks Matt Forte should get paid but he understands the Bears not wanting to pay him. Sucking up to players and management at the same time is essence d'Larry. He picks and chooses. Sucks up to black players on the Bears cuz he has to deal with them. Wants them to be his friend. Pisses on the white players of the teams he doesn't cover. He's all about his personal agenda at all times. I've said it before. It's always been important to Larry that the black players on the Bears love him. He'll deny it. But it's true.

Author:	SteveSarley [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:19 pm ]
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I heard this pizza talk today and both Laurence and Dan used the word "pie." I have never used the word "pie" in reference to pizza in my life and I do not know anyone from Chicago who uses "pie" either. I know they say "pie" on Seinfeld, so I guess it's a New York thing. Am I wrong? I also heard Dan talking about bbq and declaring something along the lines of, "Today, everybody knows the difference between Piedmont-style, upstate and Coastal Carolina bar-b-q." I guess I am a food cretin because I never heard of any of these before.

Author:	Firefox [ Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:10 am ]
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It was a damn good pizza! I ate the whole box and posted on twitter!