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Does Bernstein have a Napoleon complex?
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Author:  WhiteAndProud [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:27 am ]
Post subject:  Does Bernstein have a Napoleon complex?

I figured that since he's diagnosing everybody, I'll give him a spin. Doesn't the Napoleon complex perfectly explain why he's the insatiable domineer he is? Compensating for being 5'6" by claiming to be 5'8.5" must not be enough so he reflexively tries to verbally overpower everyone he comes across.

Author:  WhiteAndProud [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Does Bernstein have a Napoleon complex?

Q.Bovifs wrote:
And he also wants to normalize and clear the guilt of being the recipient of a privileged Deerfield childhood (I mean, he hung out in Harry Caray's booth as a kid?) by continuously debasing the way everyone south of him was raised.

Plus, he's constantly bragging about eating pork. . . This is really annoying. . . If I was his Rabbi, I'd SLAPP DA SHITT OUTTA HIM!

What is it with that anyhow? Practically every modern tribesman not only eats pork, but talks about it a lot - are they shakin' their fingers at the sky or something?

Bernstein, Rosenbloom, Rozner, Schuster, even our own BigFan!

. . . have Shakes or Zach Zaidman bragged about eating bacon & chops yet?


Does Uncle Jerry keep kosher? His team sure has benefited from a lot of state of Illinois pork. HEY HEY!

Author:  Firefox [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Does Bernstein have a Napoleon complex?

His wife gives him no sexy time.

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