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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Screw Your Dead Farmer
Oh shit, sorry guys. That's fucking disgusting. My bad.

Parody thread fail. :puker:
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
Have you seen a picture of him recently? His wife probably thinks she's doing that.

Image

Ed's wife: Ed? Ed? Ed? We're done. You there? You alive?

Ed: A perfecto!!!!!

Ed's wife: Thank God. I was about to call the morgue. Now get the hell off of me.
Author:  cluv8484 [ Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
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Author:  denisdman [ Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
"Spewed from Ed Farmer"

:puker: :pukel:
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
denisdman wrote:
"Spewed from Ed Farmer"

:puker: :pukel:


So me and the little lady started getting frisky the other night. Said she wanted to see if I had anything left in the tank...there's a strike in on Konerko, count pulls even at 2-and-2... so I told her that the only way I was taking her mound that night was if I had a pitch count... low ball in the dirt, ump says "no" on Konerko's check swing, count goes full... next thing I know she's crying out Jewish hymns and I'm shooting a cloud of dust from my nether-regions... HIGH pop-up to short, Jeter's under it, and that spells the end of the White Sox fifth.
Author:  Scooter [ Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
denisdman wrote:
"Spewed from Ed Farmer"

:puker: :pukel:


So me and the little lady started getting frisky the other night. Said she wanted to see if I had anything left in the tank...there's a strike in on Konerko, count pulls even at 2-and-2... so I told her that the only way I was taking her mound that night was if I had a pitch count... low ball in the dirt, ump says "no" on Konerko's check swing, count goes full... next thing I know she's crying out Jewish hymns and I'm shooting a cloud of dust from my nether-regions... HIGH pop-up to short, Jeter's under it, and that spells the end of the White Sox fifth.

:cheers: :cheers: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
denisdman wrote:
"Spewed from Ed Farmer"

:puker: :pukel:


So me and the little lady started getting frisky the other night. Said she wanted to see if I had anything left in the tank...there's a strike in on Konerko, count pulls even at 2-and-2... so I told her that the only way I was taking her mound that night was if I had a pitch count... low ball in the dirt, ump says "no" on Konerko's check swing, count goes full... next thing I know she's crying out Jewish hymns and I'm shooting a cloud of dust from my nether-regions... HIGH pop-up to short, Jeter's under it, and that spells the end of the White Sox fifth.


Wow. You magnificent bastard. :lol: :lol:
Author:  uofiguy [ Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
denisdman wrote:
"Spewed from Ed Farmer"

:puker: :pukel:


So me and the little lady started getting frisky the other night. Said she wanted to see if I had anything left in the tank...there's a strike in on Konerko, count pulls even at 2-and-2... so I told her that the only way I was taking her mound that night was if I had a pitch count... low ball in the dirt, ump says "no" on Konerko's check swing, count goes full... next thing I know she's crying out Jewish hymns and I'm shooting a cloud of dust from my nether-regions... HIGH pop-up to short, Jeter's under it, and that spells the end of the White Sox fifth.

Couple days late, but this is fucking fantastic.
Author:  lipidquadcab [ Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw Your Dead Farmer
If I didn't already know who was behind the Farmer mult, I would say Ugie just jumped to the top of the suspect list.
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