If he's 5'9", I'm 6'4"....and embarrassed because I can't dunk.
Not even a tennis ball anymore
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:32 am ] |
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said he was 5'9" when they were talking about the baseball players Big Poison and Little Poison Is it normal for a man to still be getting taller in his 40s? Maybe he has a pituitary problem. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:38 am ] |
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And that makes me 5"9 and a half!!! Ill be 6"0 tall by next year |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:15 am ] |
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Lil' Napoleon Bernstein. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:50 am ] |
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If he's 5'9", I'm 6'4"....and embarrassed because I can't dunk. Not even a tennis ball anymore
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:16 pm ] |
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 He's 6'5", 6'9" with the afro. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:21 pm ] |
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After standing next to him, there is no way that he is 5'9". |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:41 pm ] |
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of course not. The point is he had been pushing his 5'8.5" (which he isn't either) for a long time and always made sure to include the .5, as if it mattered. Now he is up to 5'9" |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:43 pm ] |
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good dolphin wrote: of course not. The point is he had been pushing his 5'8.5" (which he isn't either) for a long time and always made sure to include the .5, as if it mattered. Now he is up to 5'9" HGH |
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| Author: | A7X [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:48 pm ] |
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Lifts in his shoes. |
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| Author: | 8675309 [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:01 pm ] |
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I believe Bernstein (Mickey Abbott) plays on his sons T-ball team but the kids are growing so fast that Dan has started using Lifts which when combined with a fake afro make him a robust 5'9". If Sara Ganim (Tammy) finds out she might blow him off for Larry Holmes (Johnny). |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:05 pm ] |
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This sounds like something Sir would do. Maybe there is a mad scientist at the score, making Sir into Dan and Dan into Sir. Terry fits the role of Igor nicely. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:12 pm ] |
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8675309 wrote: I believe Bernstein (Mickey Abbott) plays on his sons T-ball team but the kids are growing so fast that Dan has started using Lifts which when combined with a fake afro make him a robust 5'9". If Sara Ganim (Tammy) finds out she might blow him off for Larry Holmes (Johnny). Ganim tweeted earlier that there was a suspicious beaver at Package Stadium. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:16 pm ] |
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Who gives a shit as long as you can get on all the rides? |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:11 pm ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: Who gives a shit as long as you can get on all the rides? 
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| Author: | Makalu G [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:16 pm ] |
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redskingreg wrote: Ganim tweeted earlier that there was a suspicious beaver at Package Stadium. Bye Crackey... |
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| Author: | A7X [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:15 pm ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: Who gives a shit as long as you can get on all the rides? Wouldn't matter to Dan. He said a little bit ago that he hates amusement parks and roller coasters. Anybody surprised at that coming from a guy who gets his jollies playing Suduko and doing N.Y Times crossword puzzles? |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:17 pm ] |
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Berns The 5'9" |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:28 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Berns The 5'9" This is what happens when Boers meets evil We hit the trees til we look like North Shore people He's evil and I'm bad like steve segal |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:54 pm ] |
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Can we just sticky a thread in this section about Bernstein's height claims? It's a monthly to bi-monthly occurrence. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:39 pm ] |
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Keeping Score wrote: Bernsie's kid is now manning the Wiki Answers desk: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_still_grow_a_couple_of_inches_at_40_years_old Good to know. But can you get taller? |
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| Author: | Mr. Belvidere [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:03 am ] |
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I can always get smarter. Danny will always be a short fuck. Fuck you Bernstien. You midget bitch!!! 
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:57 am ] |
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Q.Bovifs wrote: How tall is Tim Baffoe? I think it's obvious. Ten feet tall. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:17 am ] |
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Why is Jason Alexander there? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:18 am ] |
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 If Dan is 5"9 then Laurence is 5"10 and everyone else in the picture is at least 6"3 |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:23 am ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: If Dan is 5"9 then Laurence is 5"10 and everyone else in the picture is at least 6"3 The guy on the far left is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:30 am ] |
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BTW....the only comment on the picture "HAHA...Bernstein is short" |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:09 am ] |
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guest appearance by Powder at drinky's wedding |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:12 am ] |
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Killer V wrote: Can we just sticky a thread in this section about Bernstein's height claims? It's a monthly to bi-monthly occurrence. The height claims fascinate me. Terry is sitting there well over 6 feet and you never hear him mention his height yet in my limited listening I hear Dan reference his height at least once a month. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:58 am ] |
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Mr. Belvidere wrote: I can always get smarter. Danny will always be a short fuck. Fuck you Bernstien. You midget bitch!!! So what has hindered your progress to this point? 
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:14 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: Killer V wrote: Can we just sticky a thread in this section about Bernstein's height claims? It's a monthly to bi-monthly occurrence. The height claims fascinate me. Terry is sitting there well over 6 feet and you never hear him mention his height yet in my limited listening I hear Dan reference his height at least once a month. Bernsy being satirical about Napoleonic complexes. Honestly. Just ask him. |
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