It's a good thing the educated, moneyed fans who could afford lower bowl seats were able to silence the noisy, false-start-inducing proletariat. When Chicago's best and brightest get home from paying too much to park at an event that costs too much to attend that's better enjoyed on free TV in the first place, I hope they set down their "Good as GOULD!!!" bullseye placards and find waiting for them their official Dan Bernstein Certificates Of Good Fanness. We couldn't have done this without them. I mean, SOME MAY ARGUE that playing the shitty St. Louis Rams who have lost 67 of their last 83 games might have helped the Bears win this game, but I think we know what the real difference-maker was.

Oh, also Los Angeles just swept the White Sox, wah wah wah my baseball team lost wah wah wah it's so hard to be a Sox fan wah wah wah I knew they'd blow it like they allegedly always do wah wah wah my baseball fandom is defined by constant angst and disappointment in the clutch but I'm not a Cubs fan I just co-opt their act and resent their actual fans for doing the same crap without the benefit of having won a championship seven years ago, wah wah wah

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Spot-on from start to finish.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Also, expect to be informed that Torrey Smith's 2 Touchdowns last night did NOT bring his brother back to life.

let the record show, I sold my north end zone tickets for 220% of face value further adding to the affluence in my section

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I hope not.

But you're prolly right.

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Even though it was a lost weekend for the White Sox in Anaheim, the guys will mention very little about what went wrong.

It is a "State Farm Bears' Monday" on The SCORE, although I'm still not sure the Bears are "in a better State" after a less than impressive win over the Rams at Soldier Field yesterday. Chances are better than even money that The SCORE/WBBM Newsradio's Zach Zaidman will have the latest from Halas Hall & Matt Bowen breaks down how the defense won this game yesterday @ 5P this afternoon.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It's ok.

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I need to be in a better state to read SHARK's posts this morning.

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Well, that's State Farm's motto these days. I wonder if the Seahawks will "Discount Double Check" the Packers on "Monday Night Football" tonight...

Statements like this constitute bashing and I'll not have it. Uh uh, honey...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Not your style Kamps, but I appreciate the versatility.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Sometimes you have to embrace change. I was anti-gif for the longest, but I've come around, I guess.

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With great .gif's comes great responsibility.

I really hope they don't go that route.

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You guys are joking right?


There is no way they DONT say it right?

I don't know.

Hopefully SomeGuy will keep us informed.

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Haven't listened in a while but I guess I will man the battlements for today to keep you and the board safe.

The only way they say that is if they're refuting a columnist or broadcaster who has (ignorantly) tried to connect Torey's performance to his family tragedy. Hopefully no announcer or broadcaster did that yesterday.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Every outlet did that yesterday.


And there is absolutely nothing wrong with noting that a guy had a big performance during a time of personal tragedy.

There's not...

But if it's framed as though somehow his brother was "looking down on him" or something like that, yes...I find something wrong with that.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

No.

But there is something wrong with connecting the two.

Like saying "Smith's brother was guiding the ball to him" or "Walter blocked that FG".

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I love this part, too. I'm picturing an army of TFMs descending on the lower bowl, nodding beatifically as the rubes finally learn to stop ruining everything for poor Jay Cutler.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

If anything slam Ray Lewis for his asenine comments about having to live thru tragedy before getting your blessing. I'm betting Torrey Smith would trade his performance last night for his brother back.

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Best part of my weekend? Even though it actually happened last Thursday, I learned that Melissa Stark works for the NFL Network.

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"e="Hank Scorpio"]If anything slam Ray Lewis for his asenine comments about having to live thru tragedy before getting your blessing. I'm betting Torrey Smith would trade his performance last night for his brother back.[/quote]
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Yowza.

I missed that.

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Id say believing Walter blocked that FG is on par with believing in any god, isnt it?


Why care that someone thinks that or says that?

Can't that be said for 90% about which Dan complains?

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