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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Beardown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WoWtis1uTE Goff:  Beardown: Don't cry. You've been a worthy opponent. I won them all, but I had to think before I posted unlike my fights with drinky. He's was too easy. I like a challenge. You gave me one sometimes. More to come. He's gonna get a complete Beardown send off. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Beardown: We did it!!! Goff: What the hell do you mean "we" you crazy cracka? Beardown:  My advice has helped you. You know it. I won't make you say thank you. You're too proud to do so. I know it.Goff: Motha fucka!!! Beardown: I know you think Chicago whites are the worst. I know you think I'm the worst of them, but wait until you get to Atlanta. Those crackers are 20X worse than me. You'll appreciate Chicago crackers after a few months down there. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Beardown wrote: You'll appreciate Chicago crackers after a few months down there. Here's the good old Beardown Kernel Of Truth. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
1. It's a good move for Goff. Will this 3rd sports talker in Atlanta suceed? No. It will fail. Will Goff succeed? No. They don't care about sports enough for this station to succeed. Still, Goff can put on his resume that he was a full time talk show host. He needs that. It wasn't gonna happen at the Score. Maybe, just maybe, with this on his resume, he can be Bernstein's partner when Boers goes away. 2. Goff can't be the Goff that we know in his new job. Not in dixie. Can't do it, Jason. They will reject your Bernstein act. Chicago crackers put up with it cuz we knew you were doing Bernstein. We understood it. Plus, you had Bernstein protection. You won't have that there. You can't attack the day part guys there like you did Dan McNeil. They won't have it. You can't take your sound bites vault with you. God help you if you hit the "Dumb ass Cracker" button in the South. Seriously Jason, don't do it. 3. I'm looking out for you, Goff. I'm trying to bring you back to Chicago without being hurt. Or, god forbid, dead.  If you need any advice, PM me. I'll help. God speed, Jason. God speed.
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
1. How fast did this happen, Jason? I'm guessing this went down quick? Who's your partner? I read on that one blog that you will have a partner. They didn't give a name. Have you ever met him? Wait til he gets a load of you. If he doens't know you, he's in store for a shock. This is a CBS station. Did Mitch help broker this for you?
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Let's get down to it. -The white women in Atlanta. Maybe equal to our white women. But dumber. Goff, what are you making? Let's figure this out. Night shift, with a partner, in Atlanta on a start up sports station. Hmmm...I'm guessing 70k. Not bad. 70k in Atlanta goes a lot further than 70k in Chicago. You're gonna get some dumb white women with your moderate fame and decent money. Report back to CSFMB on all of your conquests. Good Dolphin wants pictures. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
All joking aside, Goff owes a lot to Bernstein. Without Bernstein, he doesn't have a shot in radio. It's just true. He allowed him to be a major part of his show and that got him noticed. I don't think Goff appreciates that. Now it's on Goff to make it without Bernstein. |
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| Author: | jimmyk3419 [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
I've never seen someone reply to his own posts as much as "Ass-Clown Beardown" (that's your new name since it rhymes and is true). YOU SUCK. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Did the Dan McNeil situation make Goff jump? Maybe. |
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Few things on this message board are funnier than watching some n00b flail around in a desperate attempt to knock Beardown off his game. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Beardown, I told ya Goff can get a full time gig on another station...he just needed to realize that it was not going to happen here and start looking hard elsewhere....Goff has a bright future if he sticks to talking sports and leave the racial shit off sports radio....he already trumped Larry and his 35 minute part time show...congrats Jason. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
It's gonna be tough. You're right. He's gotta leave the race stuff alone. Especially in the South. He can't take on co workers in Atlanta like he did Dan McNeil. I think he'll be on his best behavior to start off. But once he gets comfortable, Atlanta is gonna get the Goff that we've come to know. But he's on his own down there. No protection from Bernstein. I think he's gonna accuse the whites of Atlanta of still thinking the Civil War is going on and I think he's gonna start calling Randy Cross "Ra Da Cro". I don't think he can help himself. It's his nature.I've got people in Atlanta. They said they're gonna keep me informed. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Beardown wrote: . He's gotta leave the race stuff alone. . I think the opposite is true. He should go down there in full Jason X mode. He would be the guy those southerners love to hate while pulling huge ratings. Learn from Bernstien. Contrarians get listeners |
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| Author: | Dim O'Braincell [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
HOT-FANTA – It came as quite a “Sir”prise as nearly tens of ears were glued to the “Snore”ance Holmes Show on Wednesday night to hear that Der ‘Schnore’s own Jason “Sloth” was headed to Atlanta. The “news” was so big that it could only be announced at 8:56pm on a Wednesday night. Did you feel the Earth “shake that” very moment? No doubt it was from the impact of those tens of listeners jumping out of high-rises to their gleeful death safe in the knowledge that nothing in their lives would ever make them so happy again. Speculation immediately “shifts” to what will happen to the Boo Boo & Wheezie afternoon “blow”gram. Who will now cackle through the “dead” air when Wheezie is sleeping or the “dead” air when he is talking. Speaking of which, phone lines were literally burning up from ignorance this week trying to “con”firm the “Fake”ing news story of Lovie Smith’s “con”tract talks as broken by Der ‘Schnore’s own Wheezie. Wheezie also has it from a good "sore"ce that the sun is hot. “Scientists” have “kind of” confirmed it. But no sun is hot enough to provide the fiery death we all deserve for ever listening to Der ‘Schnore. Go kill yourselves if you’ve ever listened. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Dim O'Braincell wrote: HOT-FANTA – It came as quite a “Sir”prise as nearly tens of ears were glued to the “Snore”ance Holmes Show on Wednesday night to hear that Der ‘Schnore’s own Jason “Sloth” was headed to Atlanta. The “news” was so big that it could only be announced at 8:56pm on a Wednesday night. Did you feel the Earth “shake that” very moment? No doubt it was from the impact of those tens of listeners jumping out of high-rises to their gleeful death safe in the knowledge that nothing in their lives would ever make them so happy again. Speculation immediately “shifts” to what will happen to the Boo Boo & Wheezie afternoon “blow”gram. Who will now cackle through the “dead” air when Wheezie is sleeping or the “dead” air when he is talking. Speaking of which, phone lines were literally burning up from ignorance this week trying to “con”firm the “Fake”ing news story of Lovie Smith’s “con”tract talks as broken by Der ‘Schnore’s own Wheezie. Wheezie also has it from a good "sore"ce that the sun is hot. “Scientists” have “kind of” confirmed it. But no sun is hot enough to provide the fiery death we all deserve for ever listening to Der ‘Schnore. Go kill yourselves if you’ve ever listened. Oustanding, as always.
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Dim O'Braincell wrote: HOT-FANTA – It came as quite a “Sir”prise as nearly tens of ears were glued to the “Snore”ance Holmes Show on Wednesday night to hear that Der ‘Schnore’s own Jason “Sloth” was headed to Atlanta. The “news” was so big that it could only be announced at 8:56pm on a Wednesday night. Did you feel the Earth “shake that” very moment? No doubt it was from the impact of those tens of listeners jumping out of high-rises to their gleeful death safe in the knowledge that nothing in their lives would ever make them so happy again. Speculation immediately “shifts” to what will happen to the Boo Boo & Wheezie afternoon “blow”gram. Who will now cackle through the “dead” air when Wheezie is sleeping or the “dead” air when he is talking. Speaking of which, phone lines were literally burning up from ignorance this week trying to “con”firm the “Fake”ing news story of Lovie Smith’s “con”tract talks as broken by Der ‘Schnore’s own Wheezie. Wheezie also has it from a good "sore"ce that the sun is hot. “Scientists” have “kind of” confirmed it. But no sun is hot enough to provide the fiery death we all deserve for ever listening to Der ‘Schnore. Go kill yourselves if you’ve ever listened.  Nicely done. A good read there.
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Beardown wrote: Did the Dan McNeil situation make Goff jump? Maybe. you know, i find it curious that Danny Mack went out of his way to mention that Mitch wanted him to take this vacation, as it was brought up more than once that Dan is not here today because he was told to take anywhere from a day to even a week off.... and then on the flipside of this, Goffralopithicus gets his "old job" back after the public naming of Finfer as the "permanent fill-in host" I wonder if this was ordered from above to try and squash your intrepid reporting/speculation of the MacKneel/Golf riff.... because with Jason going and there being no shift to give him (like terry wouldn't jump at having an extra day off... lol) Mitch orchestrated this to try and be a "parting shot" to us that THERE IS NO RIFT, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY RIFT. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA. don't forget that somewhat awkward forced group giggle that went down when "the rift" was brought up in tranny yesterday. HAR HAR WE WERE WRONG, WE ARE ALWAYS WRONG.... WE HAVE NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA. Methinks this was a political thing, especially given that Mack takes plenty of days off but this time it was REINFORCED TO THE LISTENER THAT THIS DAY OFF IS OF MITCH'S DOING. i'd love to get beardown's take on this, but he never reads/responds to my posts so i guess i'll take jerry angelo's advice and go whistle dixie over a coffee/cigarette here. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
lol and i turn up the volume on the show right after i finish typing that (and it takes 2-3 times to submit it because the Dim O'Braincell ALS is out in full force) and we've already got some subtle digs given to "the fans" on twitter.... and then Goff goes out of his way to complement Dan's "great sports mind" or something. LOTS OF READING BETWEEN THE LINES OUT THERE TODAY..... if Beardown doesn't hit this one out of the park, i'm going to accuse him of going soft. Someone tell him that cuz again, he never acknowledges my existence =D |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
wow, another shot from the victory-lappers about how jason always makes everything about race. people don't say that on twitter, do they? i wonder where people say stuff like that ad nauseum.... hrmmmmmmm. </beardown rapidfire post impersonation> |
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Congratulations, Jason Goff |
Dim O'Braincell wrote: HOT-FANTA – It came as quite a “Sir”prise as nearly tens of ears were glued to the “Snore”ance Holmes Show on Wednesday night to hear that Der ‘Schnore’s own Jason “Sloth” was headed to Atlanta. The “news” was so big that it could only be announced at 8:56pm on a Wednesday night. Did you feel the Earth “shake that” very moment? No doubt it was from the impact of those tens of listeners jumping out of high-rises to their gleeful death safe in the knowledge that nothing in their lives would ever make them so happy again. Speculation immediately “shifts” to what will happen to the Boo Boo & Wheezie afternoon “blow”gram. Who will now cackle through the “dead” air when Wheezie is sleeping or the “dead” air when he is talking. Speaking of which, phone lines were literally burning up from ignorance this week trying to “con”firm the “Fake”ing news story of Lovie Smith’s “con”tract talks as broken by Der ‘Schnore’s own Wheezie. Wheezie also has it from a good "sore"ce that the sun is hot. “Scientists” have “kind of” confirmed it. But no sun is hot enough to provide the fiery death we all deserve for ever listening to Der ‘Schnore. Go kill yourselves if you’ve ever listened. YES |
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