Aside from Bears tix, which are driven by demand, do you really have anything to cry about? Bulls pregame tix are $4.50 on Stubhub and Sox and Cubs tix could regularly be obtained for $12 a seat....

CLEANING UP SPORTING EVENTS THE DAN BERNSTEIN WAY
1. Say to jack up the prices so poor people can't afford to go.
2. Use radio show as platform for complaining that nobody goes to certain local games.
3. Use radio show to tell people who can't afford to go that no one is making them go.
4. Continue using radio show to make people go.
5. Uh oh, someone puked in a parking lot! Say to jack up the prices again.
And so on.

CLEANING UP SPORTING EVENTS THE DAN BERNSTEIN WAY
1. Say to jack up the prices so poor people can't afford to go.
2. Use radio show as platform for complaining that nobody goes to certain local games.
3. Use radio show to tell people who can't afford to go that no one is making them go.
4. Continue using radio show to make people go.
5. Uh oh, someone puked in a parking lot! Say to jack up the prices again.
And so on.

If it's too expensive to live somewhere, go live somewhere else.

CLEANING UP SPORTING EVENTS THE DAN BERNSTEIN WAY
1. Say to jack up the prices so poor people can't afford to go.
2. Use radio show as platform for complaining that nobody goes to certain local games.
3. Use radio show to tell people who can't afford to go that no one is making them go.
4. Continue using radio show to make people go.
5. Uh oh, someone puked in a parking lot! Say to jack up the prices again.
And so on.

Extrapolating beyond ticket sales, as the cost of groceries, gasoline, and pretty much everything has gone up, can we assume that the fat and tattooed have been priced out of mere existence? or at least made to move west of Elburn? If it's too expensive to live somewhere, go live somewhere else. Somewhere where you're...not near anything and have to drive really far.

Let's hope this was just a one-day flight of fancy that will be completely irrelevant to today's program! There is, of course, that chance that it comes up again, something that will truly put the "eek" in "bye week."

effect, don't you think?

I'll have to refer to either McKracken or Ugueth for a ruling. I believe I used it as I intended.

Are we really doing this for another day?????

Are we really doing this for another day?????

Are we really doing this for another day?????

Good news, he's back to Lance Armstrong "breaking" news. PTFB

Good news, he's back to Lance Armstrong "breaking" news. PTFB

Yeah I turned it on at the top of the hour and couldn't make it 20 minutes.

This is a perfect example of them being full of shit with the mantra "we don't create interest, we reflect it". Nobody gives a shit about Lance Armstrong anymore besides Dan, mofo, and like 9 French guys.

Yeah I turned it on at the top of the hour and couldn't make it 20 minutes.

This is a perfect example of them being full of shit with the mantra "we don't create interest, we reflect it". Nobody gives a shit about Lance Armstrong anymore besides Dan, mofo, and like 9 French guys.

Matt Bowen would appreciate this, it appears the show is hitting all of its landmarks today.

I think we have sprayed to all fields in the first hour. CTE talk as Illini lineman retires, Lance sucks, Nike covers things up and loves people that cover up child rape. Maybe going to a game isn't as dangerous as we thought.

Good show...