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Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:42 am ]
Post subject:  10/25: Hello. May I come in?
In lieu of a preview, I present this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPtRj0pRxQ

With lines like "Chef Boyardee is gonna call me back later today," I hope someone at the station finds this video and has some fun with it. But of course, no one there reads the board.

Here's the Gay Plan for today's show:
Quote:
Code:
[list][*]* 1:04 - Pretending to care what Matt Spiegel thinks about anything
* 2:45 - The snot-nosed bitch-ass Melman kids because we haven't suffered enough
* 3:30 - The Second Half
* 4:30 - Brian Billick to talk about a game he'll be calling that isn't a Bears game CUZ BABY WE GOT MOOSE, GOOSE, AND KENNYALBERTOOSE
* 5:00 - Who You Crappin'? starring Mr. Mouth, Gary from Evanston, and someone who can't spit a cogent thought out and gets shotgunned

Updates: Connor McDoink
Producers: MATTY and a revolving door of dudes[/list]
Author:  SomeGuy [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
CH! Putting the work in early.
Author:  cluv8484 [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
I'm personally a huge fan of the Chef Boyardee gimick....hope they find this as well! Maybe tweet it at the guys
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
I feel like I treat the entire 9-1 show as they treat the 1:04 segment.
Author:  SHARK [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
Curious Hair wrote:
In lieu of a preview, I present this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPtRj0pRxQ

With lines like "Chef Boyardee is gonna call me back later today," I hope someone at the station finds this video and has some fun with it. But of course, no one there reads the board.

Here's the Gay Plan for today's show:
Quote:
Code:
[list][*]* 1:04 - Pretending to care what Matt Spiegel thinks about anything
* 2:45 - The snot-nosed bitch-ass Melman kids because we haven't suffered enough
* 3:30 - The Second Half
* 4:30 - Brian Billick to talk about a game he'll be calling that isn't a Bears game CUZ BABY WE GOT MOOSE, GOOSE, AND KENNYALBERTOOSE
* 5:00 - Who You Crappin'? starring Mr. Mouth, Gary from Evanston, and someone who can't spit a cogent thought out and gets shotgunned

Updates: Connor McDoink
Producers: MATTY and a revolving door of dudes[/list]

:lol: :lol:
Author:  uofiguy [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
Curious Hair wrote:
In lieu of a preview, I present this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPtRj0pRxQ

With lines like "Chef Boyardee is gonna call me back later today," I hope someone at the station finds this video and has some fun with it. But of course, no one there reads the board.

Here's the Gay Plan for today's show:
Quote:
Code:
[list][*]* 1:04 - Pretending to care what Matt Spiegel thinks about anything
* 2:45 - The snot-nosed bitch-ass Melman kids because we haven't suffered enough
* 3:30 - The Second Half
* 4:30 - Brian Billick to talk about a game he'll be calling that isn't a Bears game CUZ BABY WE GOT MOOSE, GOOSE, AND KENNYALBERTOOSE
* 5:00 - Who You Crappin'? starring Mr. Mouth, Gary from Evanston, and someone who can't spit a cogent thought out and gets shotgunned

Updates: Connor McDoink
Producers: MATTY and a revolving door of dudes[/list]

Wait, the Melmans were on yesterday - can't be on again today can they? Can they?? One of the all time worst segments on B&B.
Author:  uofiguy [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
uofiguy wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
In lieu of a preview, I present this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPtRj0pRxQ

With lines like "Chef Boyardee is gonna call me back later today," I hope someone at the station finds this video and has some fun with it. But of course, no one there reads the board.

Here's the Gay Plan for today's show:
Quote:
Code:
[list][*]* 1:04 - Pretending to care what Matt Spiegel thinks about anything
* 2:45 - The snot-nosed bitch-ass Melman kids because we haven't suffered enough
* 3:30 - The Second Half
* 4:30 - Brian Billick to talk about a game he'll be calling that isn't a Bears game CUZ BABY WE GOT MOOSE, GOOSE, AND KENNYALBERTOOSE
* 5:00 - Who You Crappin'? starring Mr. Mouth, Gary from Evanston, and someone who can't spit a cogent thought out and gets shotgunned

Updates: Connor McDoink
Producers: MATTY and a revolving door of dudes[/list]

Wait, the Melmans were on yesterday - can't be on again today can they? Can they?? One of the all time worst segments on B&B.

And speaking of that revolving door, any update on who's going to be the new Goff? I assumed Herb, so he can cut that bitch off as freely as J did, but seems like Herb's been doing Loho's shitfest. Tannehill perhaps?
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:37 am ]
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Jason said he lobbied and/or hoped for a black guy. Chris Tannehill is not black, though I thought for years that he was.

And no, I don't think the Melmanlings will be on again. Just kidding. But man, that segment is worse than Matt Bowen breaking down an all-22 of Gerry DiNardo and Brian Billick asking questions of Hub Arkush.

"So what do you have at Hub 51?"
"Well, we have some Mexican, some American, some pan-Asian, some seafood, really a little of everything."

Congratulations, you've described every Greek coffee shop I've ever been to in the northwest suburbs. I bet it's really irreverent and hip, though!!!!!!!
Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/10/25/ ... tain-road/

Can anyone explain the point of this column? As best I can tell, he seems to be sayin "The Bulls arent good enough to win a title this year, and who knows if they will be good enough in a year or two, and Thibs wins too many regular season games so maybe the Bulls should get a new coach." It's rambling, nonsensical bullshit basically.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
FavreFan wrote:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/10/25/bernstein-bulls-set-off-down-uncertain-road/

Can anyone explain the point of this column? As best I can tell, he seems to be sayin "The Bulls arent good enough to win a title this year, and who knows if they will be good enough in a year or two, and Thibs wins too many regular season games so maybe the Bulls should get a new coach." It's rambling, nonsensical bullshit basically.


Most of columns are similar to those columns/writers that he degrades and pisses on while on the air.

His just have some dressed up verbiage.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
FavreFan wrote:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/10/25/bernstein-bulls-set-off-down-uncertain-road/

Can anyone explain the point of this column? As best I can tell, he seems to be sayin "The Bulls arent good enough to win a title this year, and who knows if they will be good enough in a year or two, and Thibs wins too many regular season games so maybe the Bulls should get a new coach." It's rambling, nonsensical bullshit basically.


Can't win. Don't try.
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:52 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Can't win. Don't try.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNOutomr5XI
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:52 am ]
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CSFMB was looking for a legit ROTY candidate. SpiralStairs is that guy.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
FavreFan wrote:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/10/25/bernstein-bulls-set-off-down-uncertain-road/

Can anyone explain the point of this column? As best I can tell, he seems to be sayin "The Bulls arent good enough to win a title this year, and who knows if they will be good enough in a year or two, and Thibs wins too many regular season games so maybe the Bulls should get a new coach." It's rambling, nonsensical bullshit basically.


Sounds like one of McNeil's columns.
Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:54 am ]
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Dan Bernstein wrote:
Imagine a jetliner waiting for clearance to land, taking great pains to make sure its holding-pattern circles are as professional and well-executed as possible.


FOR FUCK'S SAKE ENOUGH ALREADY
Author:  Rod [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:54 am ]
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The Bulls should suspend operations indefinitely. What's the point of going on?
Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
Dave In Champaign wrote:
Dan Bernstein wrote:
Imagine a jetliner waiting for clearance to land, taking great pains to make sure its holding-pattern circles are as professional and well-executed as possible.


FOR FUCK'S SAKE ENOUGH ALREADY


Wow. That one is painful.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
The Bulls should suspend operations indefinitely. What's the point of going on?


He's backed himself into corner and gone all in on his ridiculous and stupid line of thinking. Every time he writes one of these self-masturbatory and shit brained "columns" or goes on some nonsensical rant he makes a fool of himself.

"Winning rings is all that matters!" Well, Dan, what do you need to do to get in a position to play for a ring?
Author:  uofiguy [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
Dave In Champaign wrote:
Dan Bernstein wrote:
Imagine a jetliner waiting for clearance to land, taking great pains to make sure its holding-pattern circles are as professional and well-executed as possible.


FOR FUCK'S SAKE ENOUGH ALREADY

Sanctimonious douchebaggery, as most of his columns are. Bernstein was just saying last week that the Bulls were surprisingly entertaining to watch, and would be better than most people thought, which actually surprised me as it was off his "how does that get them closer to a championship" mantra. Print Dan and on air Dan need to have a meeting of the minds.

It's truly ridiculous that the Score now thinks that all their hosts also qualify as columnists.
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:03 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
CSFMB was looking for a legit ROTY candidate. SpiralStairs is that guy.


:salut:
Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
SomeGuy wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
The Bulls should suspend operations indefinitely. What's the point of going on?


He's backed himself into corner and gone all in on his ridiculous and stupid line of thinking. Every time he writes one of these self-masturbatory and shit brained "columns" or goes on some nonsensical rant he makes a fool of himself.

"Winning rings is all that matters!" Well, Dan, what do you need to do to get in a position to play for a ring?

I'm 100% certain he would've told the Mavs to blow it up in 2011 if his show was based in Dallas, with reasons like "You'll never win a ring while starting DeShawn Stevenson at SG!" and "Rick Carlise is only a regular season coach. Gotta get Phil or Larry Brown in here to take this team to a title. Big. Boy. Coaching."
Author:  beni hanna [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:04 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
I feel blessed to have Dan Bernstein in this market.

You find a podcast for the Jason and Mac 92.9 experience? I couldn't find anything.
Author:  spmack [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:05 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
CSFMB was looking for a legit ROTY candidate. SpiralStairs is that guy.


:salut:

After 12 posts?

No way. He's a mult.
Author:  Rod [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:05 pm ]
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uofiguy wrote:
It's truly ridiculous that the Score now thinks that all their hosts also qualify as columnists.



Not as ridiculous as the Tribune thinking its columnists also qualify to be on air. :lol:
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:09 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
No offense to Stairs, but we already found that guy. His name is Kirkwood.


:(
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 10/25: Hello. May I come in?
redskingreg wrote:
Dave In Champaign wrote:
Dan Bernstein wrote:
Imagine a jetliner waiting for clearance to land, taking great pains to make sure its holding-pattern circles are as professional and well-executed as possible.


FOR FUCK'S SAKE ENOUGH ALREADY


Wow. That one is painful.

Wasn't THAT bad. I mean, at least it doesn't fold in on itself and forget which metaphor it was making.

Quote:
We can still anticipate watching the Bulls this year, even if we can’t quite see them.

Pretty sure this is a blatant misuse of "anticipate," unless Dan is saying we can still appropriately prepare ourselves for the inevitability of...watching Bulls games, I guess. It doesn't mean "look forward to." The proper term for that is "look forward to."
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:13 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
No offense to Stairs, but we already found that guy. His name is Kirkwood.


:(


Don't listen to him. He hates anyone new.

Come on under the protective wings of Cairo and myself.

Want some Tylenol PM?
Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:16 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Quote:
We can still anticipate watching the Bulls this year, even if we can’t quite see them.

Pretty sure this is a blatant misuse of "anticipate," unless Dan is saying we can still appropriately prepare ourselves for the inevitability of...watching Bulls games, I guess. It doesn't mean "look forward to." The proper term for that is "look forward to."

The American Heritage Dictionary disagrees...
an·tic·i·pate (n-ts-pt) KEY
VERB:
an·tic·i·pat·ed, an·tic·i·pat·ing, an·tic·i·pates
VERB:
tr.
1. To feel or realize beforehand; foresee: hadn't anticipated the crowds at the zoo.
2. To look forward to, especially with pleasure; expect: anticipated a pleasant hike in the country.
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:17 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/10/25/bernstein-bulls-set-off-down-uncertain-road/

Can anyone explain the point of this column? As best I can tell, he seems to be sayin "The Bulls arent good enough to win a title this year, and who knows if they will be good enough in a year or two, and Thibs wins too many regular season games so maybe the Bulls should get a new coach." It's rambling, nonsensical bullshit basically.



They weren’t beating Miami last year, even with Rose healthy. Even if the most optimistic scenario has him back on the court in January at full speed, the Bulls’ title window will only have reopened if his ACL rehab also made him 6-8, and 240 pounds.

dannypasta
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:18 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
No offense to Stairs, but we already found that guy. His name is Kirkwood.


:(

I will be cold and dead in the ground before I recognize SpiralStairs
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