in Ditkaese "who you crappin" is directed at someone who is being hypocritical. Why has this been allowed to devolve to the point where any slip of the tounge or incorrect statement is crap worthy?

Black Physicist is the worst when it comes to that.

Portions of it have morphed into Critics at XL.

Portions of it have morphed into Critics at XL.

They need to eliminate e-craps.

Black Physicist is the worst when it comes to that.

Gary from Evanston deserves some serious heat for that, too.

"Hi, guys. We're merely five weeks away from the anniversary of the birth of the late, great Dan Blocker. Anyway, this crap goes out to CNN pundit Wolf Blitzer. Last week, while commenting on a story about a 40-year-old college professor sleeping with her 18-year-old student, Blitzer commented that the student was 'a regular Flounder from Animal House.' Now, while I respect the journalistic integrity of Mr. Blitzer, anyone who works for a major news network should know that Flounder was the overweight legacy pledge portrayed by Stephen Furst of St. Elsewhere fame. The Lothario who seduced an older woman was in fact Otter, as portrayed by the great Tim Matheson, who also appeared as Griff in the final, shortened season of Bonanza. Wolf Blitzer, who are you crapping?"

Gary from Evanston deserves some serious heat for that, too.

"Hi, guys. We're merely five weeks away from the anniversary of the birth of the late, great Dan Blocker. Anyway, this crap goes out to CNN pundit Wolf Blitzer. Last week, while commenting on a story about a 40-year-old college professor sleeping with her 18-year-old student, Blitzer commented that the student was 'a regular Flounder from Animal House.' Now, while I respect the journalistic integrity of Mr. Blitzer, anyone who works for a major news network should know that Flounder was the overweight legacy pledge portrayed by Stephen Furst of St. Elsewhere fame. The Lothario who seduced an older woman was in fact Otter, as portrayed by the great Tim Matheson, who also appeared as Griff in the final, shortened season of Bonanza. Wolf Blitzer, who. are. you. crapping?"

in Ditkaese "who you crappin" is directed at someone who is being hypocritical. Why has this been allowed to devolve to the point where any slip of the tounge or incorrect statement is crap worthy?

Gary from Evanston deserves some serious heat for that, too.

"Hi, guys. We're merely five weeks away from the anniversary of the birth of the late, great Dan Blocker. Anyway, this crap goes out to CNN pundit Wolf Blitzer. Last week, while commenting on a story about a 40-year-old college professor sleeping with her 18-year-old student, Blitzer commented that the student was 'a regular Flounder from Animal House.' Now, while I respect the journalistic integrity of Mr. Blitzer, anyone who works for a major news network should know that Flounder was the overweight legacy pledge portrayed by Stephen Furst of St. Elsewhere fame. The Lothario who seduced an older woman was in fact Otter, as portrayed by the great Tim Matheson, who also appeared as Griff in the final, shortened season of Bonanza. Wolf Blitzer, who. are. you. crapping?"

Gary from Evanston deserves some serious heat for that, too.

"Hi, guys. We're merely five weeks away from the anniversary of the birth of the late, great Dan Blocker. Anyway, this crap goes out to CNN pundit Wolf Blitzer. Last week, while commenting on a story about a 40-year-old college professor sleeping with her 18-year-old student, Blitzer commented that the student was 'a regular Flounder from Animal House.' Now, while I respect the journalistic integrity of Mr. Blitzer, anyone who works for a major news network should know that Flounder was the overweight legacy pledge portrayed by Stephen Furst of St. Elsewhere fame. The Lothario who seduced an older woman was in fact Otter, as portrayed by the great Tim Matheson, who also appeared as Griff in the final, shortened season of Bonanza. Wolf Blitzer, who. are. you. crapping?"

Gary from Evanston deserves some serious heat for that, too.

"Hi, guys. We're merely five weeks away from the anniversary of the birth of the late, great Dan Blocker. Anyway, this crap goes out to CNN pundit Wolf Blitzer. Last week, while commenting on a story about a 40-year-old college professor sleeping with her 18-year-old student, Blitzer commented that the student was 'a regular Flounder from Animal House.' Now, while I respect the journalistic integrity of Mr. Blitzer, anyone who works for a major news network should know that Flounder was the overweight legacy pledge portrayed by Stephen Furst of St. Elsewhere fame. The Lothario who seduced an older woman was in fact Otter, as portrayed by the great Tim Matheson, who also appeared as Griff in the final, shortened season of Bonanza. Wolf Blitzer, who. are. you. crapping?"

Gary from Evanston deserves some serious heat for that, too.

"Hi, guys. We're merely five weeks away from the anniversary of the birth of the late, great Dan Blocker. Anyway, this crap goes out to CNN pundit Wolf Blitzer. Last week, while commenting on a story about a 40-year-old college professor sleeping with her 18-year-old student, Blitzer commented that the student was 'a regular Flounder from Animal House.' Now, while I respect the journalistic integrity of Mr. Blitzer, anyone who works for a major news network should know that Flounder was the overweight legacy pledge portrayed by Stephen Furst of St. Elsewhere fame. The Lothario who seduced an older woman was in fact Otter, as portrayed by the great Tim Matheson, who also appeared as Griff in the final, shortened season of Bonanza. Wolf Blitzer, who. are. you. crapping?"

(although I should like to point out I hold zero malice for one Gary from Evanston)

Oh, me either. Gary cracks me up. I met him at a remote a couple years ago and he was a sweetheart.

He really does wear an Expos hat everywhere, btw.

I've said it before but I think the problem with the segment now is that everyone is conditioned to give the same crap. It has a cadence.

Setup
Smarmy / Condescending statement
Obscure Cultural reference
Self-congratulatory summation

Pepper it with a few $10 words to make yourself sound smart and there you have it - every single crap.

I miss the old school meatheads that just came on with anger and yelled stuff like, "Hey Ditka! You said da' Bears'd win 6 and dat's da' 7th win! WHO ARE YOU CRAPPIN'?!?"