People on Twitter, occasional Score callers, and now Tom Jackson have all criticized Jay Cutler's demeanor. I think this is a sufficient sample size to conclude that LITERALLY EVERY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD IS A STUPID PERSON WHO HATES JAY CUTLER AND DOES NOT REALIZE HOW SPECIAL HE IS AND HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO HAVE HIM. I trust that Our Hero will proudly perform his civic duty and spend a significant amount of the show correcting them.

The Bears won, so we are spared the epistemological nightmare of the last two weeks, in which we learned absolutely nothing and no one is allowed to say anything definitive about anything, because isn't the NFL just so derned zany?

People will complain about Lovie, and Dan will use the Meatball Voice to obliquely accuse them of being racist.

Listen or die.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I'm not listening.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'd rather die.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I thought it was nice of Jay to tie Jamarcus Webb's shoe for him.

Way to go out on a limb Dan.

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One day Dan will realize sports are not played by robots.

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The only thing that "stings" about Costas is his ability to continue poisoning the national consciousness with his crap about how sports were better when the world was sepia-toned and only white guys were allowed to play. Seems to me he'd be exactly the kind of guy Dan hates, but maybe they're both on the board of the National Racial-Coding Sports Roundtable or something.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

They both come from the same school of phony intellectualism- and I don't mean Duke or Syracuse. The major difference I see between the two is that Costas actually enjoys sports.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Costas sees his role as the keeper of the flame while dan sees his as the destroyer.

Everyone hates Cutler because he is a shitkicker pretending to be big city sophisticated with a plastic wife...basically the white Scottie Pippen.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

When I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago I went to Lagasse's Stadium to watch the Bears-Texans game. The guy I was with was wearing a Hester jersey. We were standing there waiting to be seated next to one of the private rooms that was full of Texans fans most of whom were wearing Texans jerseys. They were fucking loaded and it seemed like they had probably been there all day drinking like crazy. A couple of them came out and talked some shit about the Bears. Then this cute little Asian girl who was with them walked over to us. She was so fucking drunk I'm surprised she could stand. She walked up to my friend and slurred, "You don' thhhhhhink Cutler ishhh good, do you?" He said, "Yeah, he's pretty good." And she replied, Oh, come on. He plahjes like shhhhit every week an' then he'sh with Kristin Cavallari an' he'sh more known for that an' now there'sh thishhhh ridiculous Cutler baby." So now I can't look at Jay without thinking about the ridiculous Cutler baby.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How did you like Lagasse's? And how the hell did you pull off getting a spot? We stopped by on a Friday and they said all the tables for Sunday were already reserved.

They should rename this show, Quest for Strawmen.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

It was an okay place to watch football. I remember bigfan posting about it. It seemed like he liked it more than I did. The food we had was regular bar food that just had Emeril's name on it. I'm guessing it wasn't hard to get a seat because it was the night game and the weekenders from L.A. may have been bailing out already.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yea, I think OK is best way to describe it. The place got hyped up by buddies who previously went. But the food was solid nothing special. And when we went down Saturday to check out the atmosphere during games was pretty much like any sports bar. Bounced over the Wynn sportsbook and didn't have to deal with the reservation crap.

Asian girl with a low opinion of Jay Cutler? Send her my way.

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Bullshit!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I don't think that Bob was real!

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Sounded like they got punked

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Elections have consequences.

well, it kinda is...give me an NFL team and I'll give you an embarrassing loss on their schedule...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I dont think the Falcons losing 31-27 at New Orleans qualifies as embarrassing.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Definitely a bit. Guy was a little too like the caller B&B loathe. Yet they laughed. I think Bernsie liked the effort of the bit.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

"There are...a lot...of things...going...on...in Chilo Rachal's...life."
"Like what."
"...I...can't say."

Our intrepid reporter, ladies and gentlemen.

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so, you think the Falcons can win it all? Think they're better than San Fran? New Orleans? Green Bay?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Yeah, they are better than NO or GB right now. I think SF is the best team in the conference, but it wouldn't surprise me if GB, NO, Chi, Atl, or NY won the NFC. Any other team would surprise me.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

New Orleans? They don't even have a winning record!

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Haven't listened in a very very long time, but tuned in after the Louis news. They need a new Bears reporter. Independent of whether you think ZZ is good or bad, it's absolutely horrible radio when he is on B&B.

I'll admit, the question to Cutler was funny, but hearing that clip and then hearing B&B laugh at it, clearly bothered Zach... And that ultimately led to an awful segment. Brutal.

Zack is a very proud guy. He thinks of himself as the foremost authority on Bears football as far as Bears beat guys in this city. He's not. But you won't convince him otherwise.

When B&B challenge his dumb Bears thoughts or ridicule him he gets very angered by that. It hurts him. He feels he should be respected. He won't get that from B&B. They take his "King of Bears media" crown, piss in it and hand it back to him saying "Thanks Zack, any nuggets?"

well, five teams vying for a NFC title would certainly fall in line with "derned zany". I mean, N.O. just beat them. Was it not a fair fight? I agree on San Fran as the best of the bunch, but they've got huge holes too.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

When Dan talks about "his guy in Champaign," I like to imagine a soybean farmer in overalls, speaking in hushed tones in a pay phone booth. And every tip ends with "Remember, you didn't hear this from me. It would hurt Illini recruiting."

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Too bad they werent as dismissive of their erstwhile Bulls expert when he was employed by the station.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

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