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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
People on Twitter, occasional Score callers, and now Tom Jackson have all criticized Jay Cutler's demeanor. I think this is a sufficient sample size to conclude that LITERALLY EVERY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD IS A STUPID PERSON WHO HATES JAY CUTLER AND DOES NOT REALIZE HOW SPECIAL HE IS AND HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO HAVE HIM. I trust that Our Hero will proudly perform his civic duty and spend a significant amount of the show correcting them. The Bears won, so we are spared the epistemological nightmare of the last two weeks, in which we learned absolutely nothing and no one is allowed to say anything definitive about anything, because isn't the NFL just so derned zany? People will complain about Lovie, and Dan will use the Meatball Voice to obliquely accuse them of being racist. Listen or die. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Dave In Champaign wrote: Listen or die. I'm not listening. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
I'd rather die. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
I thought it was nice of Jay to tie Jamarcus Webb's shoe for him. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Quote: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein Beckman stays at #Illinois unless AD Mike Thomas can confirm commitment from replacement who would satisfy angry, powerful elements. Weak. Way to go out on a limb Dan.  
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Quote: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein "It's been said that momentum is one of sports' biggest mysteries..." Oy. Don't want to hear that from anyone. But from Costas, it stings. One day Dan will realize sports are not played by robots. |
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
conns7901 wrote: Quote: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein "It's been said that momentum is one of sports' biggest mysteries..." Oy. Don't want to hear that from anyone. But from Costas, it stings. One day Dan will realize sports are not played by robots. The only thing that "stings" about Costas is his ability to continue poisoning the national consciousness with his crap about how sports were better when the world was sepia-toned and only white guys were allowed to play. Seems to me he'd be exactly the kind of guy Dan hates, but maybe they're both on the board of the National Racial-Coding Sports Roundtable or something. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Dave In Champaign wrote: conns7901 wrote: Quote: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein "It's been said that momentum is one of sports' biggest mysteries..." Oy. Don't want to hear that from anyone. But from Costas, it stings. One day Dan will realize sports are not played by robots. The only thing that "stings" about Costas is his ability to continue poisoning the national consciousness with his crap about how sports were better when the world was sepia-toned and only white guys were allowed to play. Seems to me he'd be exactly the kind of guy Dan hates, but maybe they're both on the board of the National Racial-Coding Sports Roundtable or something. They both come from the same school of phony intellectualism- and I don't mean Duke or Syracuse. The major difference I see between the two is that Costas actually enjoys sports. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Costas sees his role as the keeper of the flame while dan sees his as the destroyer. Everyone hates Cutler because he is a shitkicker pretending to be big city sophisticated with a plastic wife...basically the white Scottie Pippen. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
When I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago I went to Lagasse's Stadium to watch the Bears-Texans game. The guy I was with was wearing a Hester jersey. We were standing there waiting to be seated next to one of the private rooms that was full of Texans fans most of whom were wearing Texans jerseys. They were fucking loaded and it seemed like they had probably been there all day drinking like crazy. A couple of them came out and talked some shit about the Bears. Then this cute little Asian girl who was with them walked over to us. She was so fucking drunk I'm surprised she could stand. She walked up to my friend and slurred, "You don' thhhhhhink Cutler ishhh good, do you?" He said, "Yeah, he's pretty good." And she replied, Oh, come on. He plahjes like shhhhit every week an' then he'sh with Kristin Cavallari an' he'sh more known for that an' now there'sh thishhhh ridiculous Cutler baby." So now I can't look at Jay without thinking about the ridiculous Cutler baby.
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: When I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago I went to Lagasse's Stadium to watch the Bears-Texans game. How did you like Lagasse's? And how the hell did you pull off getting a spot? We stopped by on a Friday and they said all the tables for Sunday were already reserved. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
They should rename this show, Quest for Strawmen. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Kirkwood wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: When I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago I went to Lagasse's Stadium to watch the Bears-Texans game. How did you like Lagasse's? And how the hell did you pull off getting a spot? We stopped by on a Friday and they said all the tables for Sunday were already reserved. It was an okay place to watch football. I remember bigfan posting about it. It seemed like he liked it more than I did. The food we had was regular bar food that just had Emeril's name on it. I'm guessing it wasn't hard to get a seat because it was the night game and the weekenders from L.A. may have been bailing out already. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: It was an okay place to watch football. I remember bigfan posting about it. It seemed like he liked it more than I did. The food we had was regular bar food that just had Emeril's name on it. I'm guessing it wasn't hard to get a seat because it was the night game and the weekenders from L.A. may have been bailing out already. Yea, I think OK is best way to describe it. The place got hyped up by buddies who previously went. But the food was solid nothing special. And when we went down Saturday to check out the atmosphere during games was pretty much like any sports bar. Bounced over the Wynn sportsbook and didn't have to deal with the reservation crap. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Asian girl with a low opinion of Jay Cutler? Send her my way. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
conns7901 wrote: Quote: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein "It's been said that momentum is one of sports' biggest mysteries..." Oy. Don't want to hear that from anyone. But from Costas, it stings. One day Dan will realize sports are not played by robots. Bullshit! 
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
I don't think that Bob was real! |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Sounded like they got punked |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Dave In Champaign wrote: The Bears won, so we are spared the epistemological nightmare of the last two weeks, in which we learned absolutely nothing and no one is allowed to say anything definitive about anything, because isn't the NFL just so derned zany? well, it kinda is...give me an NFL team and I'll give you an embarrassing loss on their schedule... |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
City of Fools wrote: Dave In Champaign wrote: The Bears won, so we are spared the epistemological nightmare of the last two weeks, in which we learned absolutely nothing and no one is allowed to say anything definitive about anything, because isn't the NFL just so derned zany? well, it kinda is...give me an NFL team and I'll give you an embarrassing loss on their schedule... I dont think the Falcons losing 31-27 at New Orleans qualifies as embarrassing. |
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| Author: | A7X [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Curious Hair wrote: I don't think that Bob was real! Definitely a bit. Guy was a little too like the caller B&B loathe. Yet they laughed. I think Bernsie liked the effort of the bit. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
"There are...a lot...of things...going...on...in Chilo Rachal's...life." "Like what." "...I...can't say." Our intrepid reporter, ladies and gentlemen. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
FavreFan wrote: City of Fools wrote: Dave In Champaign wrote: The Bears won, so we are spared the epistemological nightmare of the last two weeks, in which we learned absolutely nothing and no one is allowed to say anything definitive about anything, because isn't the NFL just so derned zany? well, it kinda is...give me an NFL team and I'll give you an embarrassing loss on their schedule... I dont think the Falcons losing 31-27 at New Orleans qualifies as embarrassing. so, you think the Falcons can win it all? Think they're better than San Fran? New Orleans? Green Bay? |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
City of Fools wrote: FavreFan wrote: City of Fools wrote: Dave In Champaign wrote: The Bears won, so we are spared the epistemological nightmare of the last two weeks, in which we learned absolutely nothing and no one is allowed to say anything definitive about anything, because isn't the NFL just so derned zany? well, it kinda is...give me an NFL team and I'll give you an embarrassing loss on their schedule... I dont think the Falcons losing 31-27 at New Orleans qualifies as embarrassing. so, you think the Falcons can win it all? Think they're better than San Fran? New Orleans? Green Bay? Yeah, they are better than NO or GB right now. I think SF is the best team in the conference, but it wouldn't surprise me if GB, NO, Chi, Atl, or NY won the NFC. Any other team would surprise me. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
New Orleans? They don't even have a winning record! |
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| Author: | Bucky Chris [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Haven't listened in a very very long time, but tuned in after the Louis news. They need a new Bears reporter. Independent of whether you think ZZ is good or bad, it's absolutely horrible radio when he is on B&B. I'll admit, the question to Cutler was funny, but hearing that clip and then hearing B&B laugh at it, clearly bothered Zach... And that ultimately led to an awful segment. Brutal. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Zack is a very proud guy. He thinks of himself as the foremost authority on Bears football as far as Bears beat guys in this city. He's not. But you won't convince him otherwise. When B&B challenge his dumb Bears thoughts or ridicule him he gets very angered by that. It hurts him. He feels he should be respected. He won't get that from B&B. They take his "King of Bears media" crown, piss in it and hand it back to him saying "Thanks Zack, any nuggets?"
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
FavreFan wrote: City of Fools wrote: FavreFan wrote: City of Fools wrote: well, it kinda is...give me an NFL team and I'll give you an embarrassing loss on their schedule... I dont think the Falcons losing 31-27 at New Orleans qualifies as embarrassing. so, you think the Falcons can win it all? Think they're better than San Fran? New Orleans? Green Bay? Yeah, they are better than NO or GB right now. I think SF is the best team in the conference, but it wouldn't surprise me if GB, NO, Chi, Atl, or NY won the NFC. Any other team would surprise me. well, five teams vying for a NFC title would certainly fall in line with "derned zany". I mean, N.O. just beat them. Was it not a fair fight? I agree on San Fran as the best of the bunch, but they've got huge holes too. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
When Dan talks about "his guy in Champaign," I like to imagine a soybean farmer in overalls, speaking in hushed tones in a pay phone booth. And every tip ends with "Remember, you didn't hear this from me. It would hurt Illini recruiting." |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/26: Why does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD hate Jay Cutler? |
Beardown wrote: Zack is a very proud guy. He thinks of himself as the foremost authority on Bears football as far as Bears beat guys in this city. He's not. But you won't convince him otherwise. When B&B challenge his dumb Bears thoughts or ridicule him he gets very angered by that. It hurts him. He feels he should be respected. He won't get that from B&B. They take his "King of Bears media" crown, piss in it and hand it back to him saying "Thanks Zack, any nuggets?" Too bad they werent as dismissive of their erstwhile Bulls expert when he was employed by the station. |
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