Cutler will need new paper of his own, and you can bet he’s wondering why he’s bothering to take these unending beatings, when it’s just not going anywhere and there’s nothing to show for the effort. If he really wants a ring, you couldn’t be mad at him for getting antsy about his chances in Chicago.

Poor Jay, its just the Bears ineptitude thats keeping him from getting a ring. Not 100 yard pick 6's.

Or that he's got 1 useable (with Tice) weapon on offense in Marshall, runs for his life on most pass plays, and needs to thread the needle to that one guy on almost all passes for any hope of a completion. Oh wait there's that other great offensive scheme he has where Marshall is double/triple covered and his best chance is to still throw into it to a blanketed #15 despite 2-3 other receivers running routes and blanketed. Ooh then there's that slick play they run where he throws to a wide open Kellen Rock Hands Davis 20 yards downfield for a drop right after getting ass blasted by 2 monsters trying to turn his grey matter into a brown tao protein laced soup.

Other than that I loved the game and am enjoying the hell out of this offense...

Oh I'd be happy to discuss more examples..I mean "excuses" from this game if you'd like. Don't want to hurt your narrative that the 20+ other guys out there sucking ass today on O and D weren't the problem.

Fair enough. What are the excuses from the other 3 years worth of games that have given us a huge sample size on which to judge Cutler?

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
I never knew, but the thrill of seeing one's kid scoring his 1st-ever goal in organized hockey is almost as good as seeing his 1st-ever HR.

I'm sure the story will be told on air tomorrow. How Dan could let his son play such a violent sport is mind boggling .

Jay Cutler and his primary target – remarkable though he may be – cannot fully cover for blocking that can’t be trusted. Marshall will break every franchise record he wants, and Cutler will call on every last bit of athleticism and toughness, but there just are not enough points being produced.

zomg Cutler and Marshall are so so so so so great but the rest of the team keeps letting them down

Barndon Marshall was objectively fucking amazing in that game. Cutlers two pick sixes, not so much.

No need to argue with Dave here, you're wrong and he's right. Marshall might have dropped a pass thrown to him today that led to the Bears downfall.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
I don't like the Lions because there's this old, annoying guy at the gym who cares too much about the Lions. If he's unhappy, I'm happy.

I would love a caller to call in with this thought.

If he framed it the way Dan framed it (ie. anti-socially and less related to parochialism) then he might be commended.

"I don't like the Bears because there's this middle-aged, annoying guy on the radio who thinks he invented football. If he's unhappy, I'm happy."

Bernstein's column is right on for the most part. Funny thing is, if you called his show with the same sentiments two weeks ago you would have been mocked right into the next commercial break.

We kick our presidents out after eight years even if they're good. What's this guy done to deserve ten?

Poor Jay, its just the Bears ineptitude thats keeping him from getting a ring. Not 100 yard pick 6's.

Jay Cutler and his primary target – remarkable though he may be – cannot fully cover for blocking that can’t be trusted. Marshall will break every franchise record he wants, and Cutler will call on every last bit of athleticism and toughness, but there just are not enough points being produced.