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SHARK's gonna be pissed

Go fuck yourself before I do it for you.



Wait...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

yowza...

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It's no big deal.

Here's the Tuesday Game Plan:

*2:40P: Sun-Times' Bears Writer Sean Jensen-
RB Michael Bush Now on IR; Can the Bears still earn a NFC Wildcard?

*3P: NBA.com's Steve Aschburner-
When will Derrick Rose Return to the Bulls?; Early Season Storylines Around the League

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*5P: The SCORE/Pro Football Weekly/Dial Global Radio Sports' Hub Arkush-
The Final Word on Packers/Bears; A Look Ahead to Arizona Sunday

"Scoreboard Updates": Chris Rongey

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, has a "full boat show" @ 6P, complete with DePaul HC Oliver Purnell @ 8P & "Ask Herb" @ 9P this eve. Joe Ostrowski has the latenight SCORE starting @ 10P. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows @ Midnight until 5A Wednesday morning.

Already took care of it, but thanks SHARK.

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I think Rongey just invented a new hybrid defensive position: nosetacker.

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Bernstein NBA thoughts are awesome. Memphis has had a team since 2001. I think their fans know how to be a "NBA fan".

Here we go with the Urlacher talk again.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Hey remember when Orlando's PA announcer would say "traaaaaaaaaaaaveling!!!!!!!!!!" because they didn't know what traveling was in 1989? But yeah I'm glad Memphis fans have gotten the Dan Bernstein Seal Of NBA Fandom Approval.

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In a situation where the fault should lie with Urlacher hypocritically caring and not caring about booing, Dan goes after...the fans. That makes sense, yeah. Urlacher needs the help.

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BRIAN URLACHER WORKED SO HARD FOR YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE HIM IN RETURN???

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Now I feel guilty.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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-- source

Brian Urlacher gets down on his hands and knees to scrub your kitchen floors and you can't even get him a birthday card.

Brian Urlacher GAVE YOU A PIECE OF HIS SOUL. But if he doesn't care about us, why is he giving us his soul? Why do I want soul-slices from someone who doesn't like me?

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He did that all for me, yet he doesn't care about me? Which is it?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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SHARK

Why are Mac and Spiegel working 1-6 on Friday?

Who is on the air from 9-1?

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Bad.

All Bears fans are needy and stupid children! And on comes the lecture on why football is hard and why all Bears fans are stupid and naive. Jesus this show continues to plumb deeper depths on terrible day after day.

PTFB.

Urlacher gave "us" his soul to play this game.

How does one quantify the amount of soul given, Terry? And was it a sufficient amount of soul to get the Bears closer to a championship?

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This segment couldn't get more embarrassing if they said we don't love Brian Urlacher because Jerry Reinsdorf is Jewish.

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These guys are so ridiculous. For Dan to say that the players destroy their bodies for the fans is absolutely ludicrous...they destroy their bodies for millions of dollars and a fantasy lifestyle.

They are so anti-insert popular opinion that's it's almost become comical. As soon as Urlacher said that I just knew B&B would turn it against the people who were so upset. It's become as predictable as a Skip Bayless thought.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Who the hell makes pot roast in a crock pot to settle in for a Bears game?

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Elections have consequences.

And they come back in the Urlacher clip. Does this really need to be dragged into a second segment?

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Harsh but true.

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I love (loathe) the Bernstein ass kissers who call in just to parrot their idol and get his approval.

At least they aren't as asinine as Skip's opinions. Most, at least. But, yes, the antagonist-for-the-sake-of-being-antagonist act is wearing thin. Dave in Champaign can correct my grammar. I probably butchered the last couple sentences.

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It'll be the team of Mark Grote, "Mully & Hanley's" designated update guy & Daily Herald columnist Barry Rozner from 9A-1P to keep the seats warm for Mac & Spiegs. "B & B" are off Friday afternoon.

And that guy couldn't even do it without Bernstein complaining about a figure of speech! It's only incidental that the team is in Chicago, you tribalist!

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