This is going to be great. That's right. Dan Bernstein flying solo.

BernSTEIN at his finest.

Things will be discussed.
Stuff will happen.
Sports.....talked.
Callers mocked.


Join him.

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Who bitched first, Dan or Greedo?

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It should be an interesting afternoon. They didn't update the schedule on 670thescore.com, so I've got to think this is the first of maybe 2 Bernstein solo shows on tap this week. I'm reasonably sure Bears/Lions' talk along with the Bulls getting branded by the Rockets and his guy Omer Asik will be front & center.

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Ootah gootah, Bernstein?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

If this is at all like a pre-B&B Bernsie solo show, I will be happy.

If he's going to be a penis simply for the sake of being a penis...it will displease me.

That's pretty much become every show.

I'm hoping for a combination of the two.

He's at his best when both having fun and being a raging rectum...

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Larry is in full blow job mode on Bernsie.

Thank god he is not staying the whole show

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Bernstein solo shows are usually pretty good. And we always talk about how much better Boers sounds when he's with other hosts. Why do Boers and Berns seemingly bring out the worst in each other nowadays?

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Ever notice anytime Larry involved with a transition he does not ever know when to leave? He always stays 10 or 15 mins past time. He used to do the same thing to Goff all the time. But I am sure Bernsie was enjoying the fellatio so there was no need for him to hurry him off.

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I'm looking forward, OKC. Bernstein solo shows are actually better than the ones he does whenever Laurence Holmes and others sit in for Boers.

Here's the Game Plan for this Bernstein solo show:

*3P: Sports Illustrated/CBS Sports' NCAA Basketball Analyst Seth Davis
How Good Could the Big Ten Be?

*4P-ish: The SCORE/WBBM Newsradio/Bears Radio Network's Zach Zaidman
"Jay Day in Lake Forest"

*5P: The SCORE/PFW/Dial Global Radio's Hub Arkush
Listener Calls; Frank from Oak Park's Favorite Segment

*5:30P: The SCORE/Tribune/Comcast SportsNet's Matt Bowen
Leftovers from Sunday's Bears 28-13 Road Win @ Arizona

I think overstaying his welcome is just symptomatic of Laurence's poor social skills. And, yeah, while Bernsie did sound a little annoyed on a few occasions during transition I'm sure his ego loved the opportunity to be dismissive of Laurence while Sycophant That was fellating him.

Bernstein is saying that he "has been told" that Emery has drawn "large-scale" conclusions about Lovie. Why doesn't he specify what these conclusions are?

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He often sounds annoyed with Laurence when they interact. When they host together, it happens often enough to be considered uncomfortable at times.

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I wonder if that's Bernsy's Bears' "guy" who shall remain nameless...

Old school Bernstein right here. He rationally disagreed with a caller without yelling and getting bent out of shape. I like reserved Bernstein.

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+1

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Uh, uh, eh, look, my guy says the same thing, there's uh, eh, look GMs draw conclusions all the time, and uh, eh, eh, eeeee, in point of fact, this GM, and listen, the Bears have had a lot of different GMs over the years, but uh, again, look, uh, this GM, Phil Emery, from what I've heard, he has drawn large scale conclusions about Lovie, now, uh, eh, eh, what they might be, I can't really say, but he may keep Lovie or he may fire him, my guy has told me exactly which way he is leaning, but eh, uh, I really can't say right now, but uh, eh, again, I'm sure danny and I will discuss it off the air since we've both heard the same things, uh, eh, that sounds about right, yeah, but look, for the love of God, Lovie will either stay or he will be fired, we know that for sure.

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Caller Arizona Jack. Now here is a case where his dismissal of a meatball is appropriate. And funny.

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Caller wanted Dick Jauron back.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Someone had asked earlier about Dan possibly flying solo a couple of times this week...that is not the case. According to Laurence-said during transition-he will sit in with Dan from 1 to 6 on Thursday.

I wonder if that was part of his marriage vows ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Callers getting progressively worse.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Is this "We" and "They" complaining from Dan going to drone on all day....just give in man, the listeners can't handle listening to you complain any more than you can handle the caller suiting up in the navy and orange

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Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I let out a pretty loud yelp when that came across the airwaves. Couldn't believe someone would say that.

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He didn't mean literally he meant a guy just like Jauron.

But it was pretty funny.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

So, there's a secret "big picture" that Dan knows about and the rest of us can only guess (inaccurately, of course) as to what the picture will be. Or even if it will be.

A column was written, and Dan will narrow the construct so that nobody can refute what he is saying, despite recent history (the past 2 Super Bowl winners) making it obviously flawed.

Times like this (solo shows), particularly around Christmas, makes me more appreciative of the iTunes gift cards that I receive.