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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:59 pm

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I'm kind of stunned that no one has made note of this yet, but in one of this afternoon's Sports Minutes, Doug Gottlieb noted that Tony Gonzalez had waited 36 years to win a playoff game. Then he noted that A.C. Green waited 39 years to have sex. Then he went on to speculate as to which accomplishment was more worth the wait.

No, seriously, this happened! I have proof!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:01 pm

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I'm not going to click but that better not be proof that AC Green had the sex.

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Killer V

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:47 am

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Well I waited 40 years to have playoff sex.

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Beebo

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:18 am

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

These Sports Minutes make me want to listen to CBS' national product something fierce... Keep it.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:35 am

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A. C. Green has sex, shame on me

Falcons win a playoff game, Im Doug Gottlieb

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Rod

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:40 am

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I guess I wasn't the only who found that a strange thought to have. First of all, A.C. is about ready for his close-up with David Spada. Second, who the fuck compares football to sex? But I guess A.C.'s story was noteworthy in the Shawn Kemp era when NBA players did so much fuckin' with white women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin.

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:08 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Second, who the fuck compares football to sex?.

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Dave In Champaign

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I guess I wasn't the only who found that a strange thought to have. First of all, A.C. is about ready for his close-up with David Spada. Second, who the fuck compares football to sex?

It's even weirder because he had to stay family-friendly. "I know what you're thinking...how could a game be better than...well...that!?"

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

But I guess A.C.'s story was noteworthy in the Shawn Kemp era when NBA players did so much fuckin' with white women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin.

You're a cantaloupe!

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:32 am

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Still not as bad as Dimestore Conscience John Feinstein saying "suicide is a brain disease caused by hits to the head."

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rogers park bryan wrote:

A. C. Green has sex, shame on me

Falcons win a playoff game, Im Doug Gottlieb

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Curious Hair wrote:

Still not as bad as Dimestore Conscience John Feinstein saying "suicide is a brain disease caused by hits to the head."

Quote of the Year Candidate for 2013?

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:54 pm

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For now, yes, but who knows what 2013 holds for the humble CBS Sports Minute. At the rate they're going, that one could be eighth on the depth chart by Memorial Day. I mean, we couldn't even go a week after that one without Doug Gottlieb musing about A.C. Green's sex life.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:59 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I guess I wasn't the only who found that a strange thought to have. First of all, A.C. is about ready for his close-up with David Spada. Second, who the fuck compares football to sex?

It's even weirder because he had to stay family-friendly. "I know what you're thinking...how could a game be better than...well...that!?"

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

You're a cantaloupe!

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ZephMarshack

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:22 pm

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Oh shit, Feinstein just completely eviscerated the names of the Big 10's divisions. The arrogance!

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IkeSouth

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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:03 pm

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i wonder if they would hire me to do the sports minutes. they need cognitive analysis

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