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Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:39 am ]
Post subject:  1/16: Start Believing THIS Coach
Did you know Marc Trestman has a law degree? Wow. This is one impressive guy. No one but Phil Emery would have had the vision, foresight, and subtle genius to make this hire, particularly given the flood of state secrets unleashed by his coaching search. Truly, we are in his debt.

Listen and learn something.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:41 am ]
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The McCaskeys are allowing the Bears to be run by Really Smart People. I heard Trestman flips his hips while he breaks down the Wide 9!
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:41 am ]
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It's 1/16 Dave.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:42 am ]
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That's why we need Really Smart People to run this board.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:43 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
That's why we need Really Smart People to run this board.


Bring me your finest Hebrew!
Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:47 am ]
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Phil Emery, shown below, prepares to call Mark Trestman to offer him the head coaching position for the Chicago Bears.


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Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:47 am ]
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We're getting assistants from the Mountain West now, too. We're almost getting to, like, when the Raiders hired a guy who had retired from coaching to run a bed and breakfast.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 am ]
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Dave In Champaign wrote:
Did you know Marc Trestman has a law degree? Wow. This is one impressive guy. No one but Phil Emery would have had the vision, foresight, and subtle genius to make this hire, particularly given the flood of state secrets unleashed by his coaching search. Truly, we are in his debt.

Listen and learn something.
It would be very interesting to match up the comments of these guys about Chip Kelly and Marc Trestman. If Chip Kelly and other college coaches smoke and mirrors gimmick offenses won't work in the NFL why would you trust that a CFL offense would?
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:49 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Dave In Champaign wrote:
Did you know Marc Trestman has a law degree? Wow. This is one impressive guy. No one but Phil Emery would have had the vision, foresight, and subtle genius to make this hire, particularly given the flood of state secrets unleashed by his coaching search. Truly, we are in his debt.

Listen and learn something.
It would be very interesting to match up the comments of these guys about Chip Kelly and Marc Trestman. If Chip Kelly and other college coaches smoke and mirrors gimmick offenses won't work in the NFL why would you trust that a CFL offense would?

1) Really smart

2) Law degree

3) Why do you even care what they said?
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:49 am ]
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This guy is going to bring Tebow in.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:51 am ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
This guy is going to bring Tebow in.


I'd be cool with that actually. B&B would immediately get more interesting.
Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:11 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
It's 1/16 Dave.


Picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue, I guess.

CH is right, though. I shouldn't be making show threads--I don't even have a law degree!
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:19 am ]
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PantherPisla is going to take us into a Golden Age Of Message Boarding.
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:21 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
PantherPisla is going to take us into a Golden Age Of Message Boarding.

More like the golden shower.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:43 am ]
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Marc Trestman's book was published by Bernstein Books. Everything makes sense now.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:46 am ]
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Dave In Champaign wrote:
Did you know Marc Trestman has a law degree? Wow. This is one impressive guy. No one but Phil Emery would have had the vision, foresight, and subtle genius to make this hire, particularly given the flood of state secrets unleashed by his coaching search. Truly, we are in his debt.

Listen and learn something.
I just hope he wins the press conference.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:46 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.bernsteinbooks.com/
Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:49 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Dave In Champaign wrote:
Did you know Marc Trestman has a law degree? Wow. This is one impressive guy. No one but Phil Emery would have had the vision, foresight, and subtle genius to make this hire, particularly given the flood of state secrets unleashed by his coaching search. Truly, we are in his debt.

Listen and learn something.
I just hope he wins the press conference.


did he win the 30 Rock reference? i'm on the fence about that one...
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:50 am ]
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Quote:
Ross' journey into writing started back in the late '80s at the University of Minnesota, when he tried out for and got cut from the school's top-ranked Golden Gopher hockey team. Wanting to still be a part of the team, however, Ross opted for the next best thing... to become the team mascot "Goldy the Gopher!" He then wrote a book about it, "Gopher Hockey by the Hockey Gopher," and now, nearly 50 books later, the rodent-turned-writer has made a career out of it

A hockey-loving Bernstein.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:52 am ]
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"rodent-turned-writer" is a phrase that i think Terry would instantly fall in love with.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:35 am ]
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I gotta feelin' that dis show will be spectacularly bad today. I just might tune in to hear the carnage.
Author:  schmitty1121 [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:02 pm ]
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I'm sure Dan will have some inside scoops from his "guy". Hub will be on at 5 to piss on the hire, which is fine by me. I'm guessing they try to get Snitch Bowen on to give us some bad thoughts.
Author:  Tall Midget [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:08 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.bernsteinbooks.com/


I'm going to order both Irish Boy's and Trestman's book from Amazon. It'll be interesting to see who's the better read.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:10 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.bernsteinbooks.com/


I'm going to order both Irish Boy's and Trestman's book from Amazon. It'll be interesting to see who's the better read.
I hate Irish Boy / I love Irish Boy.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:24 pm ]
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schmitty1121 wrote:
I'm sure Dan will have some inside scoops from his "guy".


That's it! Marc Trestman was Dan's guy! They attend the same synagogue and will use this to secure public financing for Soldier Field and the B&B Sports Minute! #allpoliticsislocal
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:26 pm ]
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Mac thought Spiegs was joking when he mentioned this Bernstein column.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/01/16/ ... -trestman/
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:29 pm ]
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Oh dearest of dear lords.

Quote:
As you begin speaking, consider moving from behind the lectern to beside it. Using furniture as a figurative shield adds an unnecessary layer between you and the audience, and symbolic visibility has value. Movement conveys positive energy. If you watch the smoothest, most successful CEOs at shareholder meetings or product rollouts, you’ll notice none is static or obstructed.

And then after you're done standing beside the lectern to show you're One Of Us, consider locking a contract for Brian Urlacher in your desk drawer.
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:30 pm ]
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He even has suit selection advice.
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:30 pm ]
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You think Bernstein couldn't possibly be any douchier, then he pens something like that :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:31 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Bernstein is right.


Just stop.
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