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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 2/6: A Closed Letter |
My Dearly Undeparted Radio Cretins, This Radio RealVolution doesn't have any problems with corporate sponsorship, perhaps because the hosts sponsor the corporate so deftly. We're closed to your suggestions, Boers and Bernstein have already sealed you in eternal darkness. Together, we will plague the airwaves with our message: TALK MORE HOCKEY. STOP TALKING HOCKEY. HOW DOES RAPING CHILDREN GET YOU CLOSER TO A CHAMPIONSHIP THAT LANCE ARMSTRONG TECHNICALLY NEVER WON!? We will not even acknowledge the names of our "competition" because they do not exist. The RealVolution has existed for 10+ years, and archaeologists have unearthed clues that it's been around since the dawn of EVolution of man. Feel "free" to check out competition, but you know you'll be back. It is your destiny. With the coldest condescending disdain (as if you were calling my radio show), S.I. Niclypiss edit: now with 500% more COLON, akin to a bowl of COLON BLOW CEREAL. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6 A Closed Letter |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
thank you mister duality-avatar SIR. cody zeller isn't the only person all over the place. |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
I wonder if Bernsy's aware that one of the show's favorite targets is under further investigation today. ABC News says Lance Armstrong's troubles are far from over. http://abcnews.go.com/US/lance-armstron ... d=18415386 |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Bernstein said this morning he had banged out his annual plea to Thibs to quit burning out players. Coming from the guy who hasn't missed an opportunity to rip columnists for writing the same story over and over.
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
This is the column Bernsy is referring. He urges Coach Thibs to "Take it Easy" here, and this column is also available on my Facebook page, too. http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/02/06/ ... asy-thibs/ |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Great a neurologist coming up today. 
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Here's the Game Plan for today: *2:30P: Dr. Dorothy Kozlowski DePaul University Neurologist; Wrote an Op/Ed Piece About Kids Playing Football in the Tribune *3:30P: "The Second Half" *5P-ish: Northwestern Head Football Coach Pat Fitzgerald How Did NU Do On National Signing Day; Wildcats at Wrigley? "Scoreboard Updates": David Schuster The voice of the DePaul Blue Demons, Zach Zaidman, guest hosts the nighttime SCORE starting @ 6P. The voice of the Kane County Cougars, Wayne Randazzo, will be doing updates on ZZ's show tonight and will have the latenight SCORE @ 10P this eve. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows @ Midnight until 5A Thursday morning. |
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
I loved Leery leaping to Dan's defense on the late puck drop thing. Spiegel: So you really hate those West Coast hockey games? Dan: Yeah, 9:30 is just too late for me. Spiegel: Seriously, 9:30? I mean-- Leery: HE HAS KIDS!!!! Spiegel: Well, what about when the Sox play on the West Coast? You've never had a problem staying up when they play Anaheim or-- Leery: THOSE START AT 9:05 NOT 9:30!!! |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Dave In Champaign wrote: I loved Leery leaping to Dan's defense on the late puck drop thing. Spiegel: So you really hate those West Coast hockey games? Dan: Yeah, 9:30 is just too late for me. Spiegel: Seriously, 9:30? I mean-- Leery: HE HAS KIDS!!!! Spiegel: Well, what about when the Sox play on the West Coast? You've never had a problem staying up when they play Anaheim or-- Leery: THOSE START AT 9:05 NOT 9:30!!! Do those guys know that the next 2 Bulls' games, thanks to TNT & ESPN respectively in Denver tomorrow & Utah Friday night tip @ 9:30P? |
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
"Come on, Dan, comparing college sports to the slave trade--that's crazy, man." "No, it's not. It's not crazy at all." Well, that's it for me. Have a good afternoon, everybody! |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
that's why we call it the RealVolution: there ain't no snooki on this radio PROGRAM. |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Is it just me or does that sound like former "LOOP Rock Girl" & Maxim "Hometown Hottie" April Rose voicing the Chicago Auto Show commercial that The SCORE & other stations are promoting? I know these 2 will be at the Auto Show in the next week to 10 days in the "TOYOTA Sports Corner" at McCormick Place South. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Dave In Champaign wrote: "Come on, Dan, comparing college sports to the slave trade--that's crazy, man." "No, it's not. It's not crazy at all." Well, that's it for me. Have a good afternoon, everybody! I don't think you are appreciating the analogy. Slaves benefitted from slavery by eventually realizing a benefit from the "really white people" that brought them to this country, collegiate athletes are afforded the opportunity to move to better neighborhoods because "really smart people" know how to monetize athletic competition. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
"Signing Day": Worst thing ever. "Covering the NFL Draft for weeks": Completely normal. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
SHARK wrote: Is it just me or does that sound like former "LOOP Rock Girl" & Maxim "Hometown Hottie" April Rose voicing the Chicago Auto Show commercial that The SCORE & other stations are promoting? I know these 2 will be at the Auto Show in the next week to 10 days in the "TOYOTA Sports Corner" at McCormick Place South. hey SHARK, if you were a betting man how much do you think it costs you for a night with April Rose? |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
sinicalypse wrote: SHARK wrote: Is it just me or does that sound like former "LOOP Rock Girl" & Maxim "Hometown Hottie" April Rose voicing the Chicago Auto Show commercial that The SCORE & other stations are promoting? I know these 2 will be at the Auto Show in the next week to 10 days in the "TOYOTA Sports Corner" at McCormick Place South. hey SHARK, if you were a betting man how much do you think it costs you for a night with April Rose? I can't help you with that one. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor.
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Oh, Northwestern is one of the "good ones" though. Maybe the SEC should start buying radio advertising on the Score. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Dave In Champaign wrote: "Come on, Dan, comparing college sports to the slave trade--that's crazy, man." "No, it's not. It's not crazy at all." Well, that's it for me. Have a good afternoon, everybody! Yeah I believe that qualifies as constitutionally incapable of critical thinking. Please Zippy and Hatchetman, tell me how smart Dan Bernstein is again. |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor. Doc, they're also big business. That explains why CBS Sports Network, DIRECTV 613, along with ESPNU, DIRECTV 208, are covering National Signing Day all day today. |
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
I would find it interesting to discover what else runs through the mind of a Daniel Bernstein. Something tells me the morning ritual is a thing to behold. The discoveries may never end. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor. In fairness, it's not like Northwestern has a "crazy rah rah college is awesome because it makes men and we love our players and graduate our players" coach for football.
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| Author: | uofiguy [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Dave In Champaign wrote: "Come on, Dan, comparing college sports to the slave trade--that's crazy, man." "No, it's not. It's not crazy at all." Well, that's it for me. Have a good afternoon, everybody! Dan is especially trolly lately. You know he absolutely knew that by dropping that line he would solicit the angry black man. The next one will no doubt work Dan up into his same tired "you are NOT UNDERSTANDING ME" rant, followed by a mumbled plea from Terry to get the klansman out from the closet. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor. In fairness, it's not like Northwestern has a "crazy rah rah college is awesome because it makes men and we love our players and graduate our players" coach for football. Tell me this crowd doesn't look sketchy... 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor. In fairness, it's not like Northwestern has a "crazy rah rah college is awesome because it makes men and we love our players and graduate our players" coach for football. Asst Coach: Anything to add before we take the field, coach? Fitz: GO CATS Fitz secratery: What do you want for lunch? Fitz: GO CATS Fitz secretary: Ok. Chinese. NW player: My grandma died. Cant make practice today. Fitz: GO CATS Man on street: Excuse me, do you know what time it is? Fitz: GO CATS |
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| Author: | uofiguy [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor. In fairness, it's not like Northwestern has a "crazy rah rah college is awesome because it makes men and we love our players and graduate our players" coach for football. Tell me this crowd doesn't look sketchy... Is that late 80s Dah Mahneehh in the middle? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
uofiguy wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor. In fairness, it's not like Northwestern has a "crazy rah rah college is awesome because it makes men and we love our players and graduate our players" coach for football. Tell me this crowd doesn't look sketchy... Is that late 80s Dah Mahneehh in the middle? If his pants are clean, then it's at least pre-2010. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
Way too tall |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/6: A Closed Letter |
uofiguy wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: College sports are gap-toothed, ignorant crazies except for the games that Bernsie goes to...which happens to be a sponsor. In fairness, it's not like Northwestern has a "crazy rah rah college is awesome because it makes men and we love our players and graduate our players" coach for football. Tell me this crowd doesn't look sketchy... Is that late 80s Dah Mahneehh in the middle? That can't be. I don't think Mac has a thing for Northwestern that he has for other Big Ten schools, let alone Ball State. |
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